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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
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AnasAbdin
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Cosmic Funnies
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Misplaced Lens Cap
roma★
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oozey mess
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@markbcund
markbcund:
@toxicblacks from here
“Yes…”
She reaches out for her husband’s hand, placing it on her growing belly right on the spot where the child was kicking. “We’re gonna have a child-”
his breathing escalate his heart beat wildly upon hearing her words. he thought it would burst from his chest. His hand felt odd against her swollen belly ,he looked at her without saying a word
@toxicblacks
OBLULU LOOK
11.09 | O Brother Where Art Thou? Requested by @misswhizzy
deanmcn:
…
“ we are divorced , when i say so.”
“And what is that supposed to mean?”
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send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine ; @markbcund
remember we are divorced .. but hell yes.
“I never agreed to said divorce so technically we aren’t.”
'Only If ya Promise not to leave me again.'
@deanmcn
“I promise.”
'Well, chuck can kiss my ass he is not your husband.'
@deanmcn
“Does this mean you’ll stop asking for the divorce?”
hi everyone i’m too lazy to make a proper post about this but i hit 1k and that’s baller and i love each and every one of you.
and basically to celebrate i’m gonna do a theme giveaway yay !!!
three winners. randomly generated ofc. mbf me. reblogs only.
giveaway ends at midnight tonight.
also some people you should consider following: @bowstruck / @coboltlane / @wearspink / @mcrtyrdom / @bibliophilc / @criedhard / @fellcrowned / @acadiian / @obsessiiones / @lacedswing / @gotheart
'ya left me without saying a word , I have feelings ya know and it hurt.'
@deanmcn
“I wasn’t planning to be gone for so long, Chuck just went crazy with the reunion. I wasn’t planning on leaving you forever.”
@deanmcn started following you
"-lightly pokes at the husband like bby pls take me back-"
i want divorce
I come back from the dead to this?
Fine, i always hated your ass anyway.
"-lightly pokes at the husband like bby pls take me back-"
i want divorce
breathes
@stillcas
“Do you mind?”
The Dean Winchester Starters Pack;
sonofapie:
Mix of angst, humor and various other emotions.
UPDATED VERSION !
❝ It’s a treasure. ❞ ❝ I swear next person who asks if I’m okay, I’m gonna start throwing punches! ❞ ❝ I know what you’re thinking. Why’d it have to be clowns? ❞ ❝ Why do you think I drive everywhere? ❞ ❝ Dude, you fugly. ❞ ❝ It’s like I finally see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. ❞ ❝ I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing. ❞ ❝ You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda. ❞ ❝ You stink like sex. ❞ ❝ I owe you the biggest “I told you so” ever. ❞ ❝ Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? ❞ ❝ Everybody keeps asking me that, but… no. ❞ ❝ I think I’m adorable. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot. ❞ ❝ Dude, he/she wants me to meet his/her parents. I don’t do parents. ❞ ❝ This weight on my shoulders, man, I’m tired of it. ❞ ❝ You mean “protection against a demon” salt or “oops, I spilled the popcorn” salt? ❞ ❝ We know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous. ❞ ❝ Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ❞ ❝ First I’m gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap outta him. ❞ ❝ Say you’ll take care of yourself. ❞ ❝ You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass. ❞ ❝ You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. ❞ ❝ You’re serious? You’re gonna walk in there and tell him the truth? ❞ ❝ We’ve talked about this. Personal space? ❞ ❝ Hey, look! A monster broke my leg. ❞ ❝ Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? ❞ ❝ Dude, could you be more gay? ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill you! ❞ ❝ Gimme the baby, or I’ll stab you in your throat. ❞ ❝ I bet it’s not even sharp. ❞ ❝ You don’t stop being a soldier because you got wounded in battle. ❞ ❝ Don’t make me lose you, too. ❞ ❝ Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help yoga crap! ❞ ❝ No chick flick moments. ❞ ❝ What, are you allergic to straight answers, you son of a bitch?! ❞ ❝ Pretend he has boobs. ❞ ❝ If you walk out that door, don’t ever come back. ❞ ❝ I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever change. ❞ ❝ I’m proud of us. ❞ ❝ Not for nothing, but last time someone looked at me like that… I got laid. ❞ ❝ You know who whines? Babies. ❞ ❝ I know how you look into a mirror and hate what you see. ❞ ❝ Demons I get. People are crazy. ❞ ❝ Huh. Man, that’s crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting. No matter what. ❞ ❝ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s alright. ❞ ❝ I’m poison. ❞ ❝ You’re like a walking Encyclopedia of weirdness. ❞ ❝ I guess that’s what I do. I let down the people that I love. ❞ ❝ As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. ❞ ❝ I get all tingly when you take control like that. ❞ ❝ You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags. ❞ ❝ I think you pissed off my sandwich. ❞ ❝ And best part is – I don’t care that I don’t care! ❞ ❝ I wanted you to know that when I do picture myself happy, it’s with you. ❞ ❝ Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees. ❞ ❝ Nobody kill any virgins! ❞ ❝ ________ or not, I will stab you in your face. ❞ ❝ My Spidey senses are tingling. ❞ ❝ Then we can all go out for ice-cream and strippers. ❞ ❝ Nobody cares that you’re broken! ❞ ❝ Do I really say “awesome” a lot? ❞ ❝ What’s dead should STAY dead! ❞ ❝ I’ll kill you, your children and your grandchildren. ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill ya! ❞ ❝ If you say “(God works in) mysterious ways,” so help me, I will kick your ass! ❞ ❝ You should know… I’m 90% crap. You take that, and what’s left? ❞ ❝ Don’t objectify me. ❞ ❝ Don’t you dare think there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. ❞ ❝ Are we gonna fight or make out? ‘Cause I’m getting some real mixed signals over here. ❞ ❝ I mean, what’s the point in worrying about your future if you don’t have one? ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna whine about my bullshit problems to some bullshit reality show. I’m gonna do my fucking job. ❞ ❝ Do you think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome. ❞ ❝ Why do people keep thinking I’m threatening them? ❞ ❝ Yeah, nobody speaks Greek anymore. Except Greeks. ❞ ❝ It takes two to… you know… have hardcore sex. ❞ ❝ It’s your grief counselors! We’ve come to hug. ❞
secret relationship starters
Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“I am not ready for them to find out about us!”
“It’s cool, [name] promised to cover for me.”
“My roommate’s out of town. Want to stay the weekend?”
“We’ve got to stop being so careless.”
“Look, if we get found out, I could get fired!”
“It’s hard to believe you actually care about me when you’re so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.”
“I can’t tell them! Do you have any idea how they’d react?”
“Jesus, with all this sneaking around, it’s like being closeted all over again.”
“We have to tell them sooner or later.”
“Let’s tell them the truth. Tonight.”
“I’m only dating [name] as a cover. You’re still my baby.”
“[Name] agreed to ‘date’ me until we’re ready to tell everyone.”
“Are you ashamed of me?”
“I spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!”
“Shit! Someone’s coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!”
“Let’s just tell them! What’s the worst that could happen?”
“No one can know about us.”
“Let’s just keep this between us for now, okay?”
“People wouldn’t like it if they knew, you know that.”
“I’m not ashamed of you, I’m just not ready to tell anyone yet.”
“You still haven’t told your parents about us? But you promised!”
“It’s kind of fun, having a secret.”
“Let’s go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.”
“Yeah, so… I may have accidentally told [name] about us…”
“I don’t care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.”
“I’m tired of being your dirty little secret!”
“Once I break up with [name], then we tell people.”
“But you’re going to divorce them soon, right?”
“This isn’t a relationship! Relationships don’t involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit they’re dating them!”
“Okay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?”
“If I don’t tell someone, I’m going to go crazy!”
“Shhh, be quiet. Remember, someone’s still downstairs…”
“Fuck it. Let’s get a motel.”
“Either we’re open about this, or I’m ending it.”
“When I said I liked you, I didn’t expect to be sneaking around all the time.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“Why haven’t you told your friends about me? Is it because I’m not as well-off as you are?”
“This was fun at first, but the novelty’s worn off.”
“It just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“Look, either we date secretly, or we don’t date at all.”
“I’m not supposed to be dating, period!”
“If my parents found out about us, they’d go ballistic.”
“Just one more year until I’m out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.”
“Dating in secret never works out.”
“Where are we even supposed to go for our dates?”
“Just once, I’d like us to go on a date that didn’t end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we don’t want to get caught.”
Send me an "How the hell--" for my character's reaction to finding YOURS waiting for them inside their room.
A glimpse of season5!Lucifer in season11!Lucifer still gives me hope.
