Pixel

I’m just a random pixelized child who likes drawing :)

[tiktoks-we-like]

[markedpixel]

This should not have made me laugh as hard as it did-

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[markedpixel]

“They has us in the first half, not gonna lie.”

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[markedpixel]

When I was little I asked my mom if I could keep my baby teeth because I wanted to make a tooth necklace/jewelry type thing out of them... She obviously said no and threw them away, so I cried.

[snufkind]

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

[friendraichu]

h-hot dog water?

[jimhensonreject]

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

[crystalistrappedintheinternet]

[markedpixel]

Jeff: You can burn down my house all you want, just don’t burn my knife.

Toby: Which one?

Jeff: All of them.

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

Let's talk about mynoise.net

Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, “Yeah, this is good … but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.

Let me introduce you to MyNoise.

MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape.  So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax.  Anything.  I know I’m a big fan of rain sounds.  They have a page for that.

But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder.  Here’s where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that.  See those sliders with all the cute colors?  That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of.  Here’s how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:

But say rain isn’t really your jam.  Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y.  Something with people.  Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like “kitchen,” “babble,” and “table”:

Or say you miss the ocean.

Or say you miss your cat.

Or say you miss your spaceship.

Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons.  In the dungeon.

This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer.  The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, I’ll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene I’m writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.

Enjoy!

[readysetgaikokujin]

OH MY GOD

[kinkykinard]

Y’ALL I JUST STARTED USING THIS TODAY BUT THIS HAS BROKEN THROUGH MY WRITER’S BLOCK LIKE NOTHING ELSE.

TRY IT.  USE IT.  LOVE IT.

[impossiblyhardprincess]

Gonna try this later. Seems like an amazing great idea

[de-vile]

Reblog to save a Writer/Dungeon Masters life

[tracobuttons]

I love this app! It also has a timer setting so you can fall asleep to sounds without worrying about it playing all night and sapping your battery.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[markedpixel]

IT TOOK ME FIVE MINUTES OF STARING AT THIS SHIT TO FINALLY GET IT OML-

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this site populated by 10 year olds

[marco-apollo-deactivated2019041]

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

[markedpixel]

1. The damn theme song

2. Aglet

3. Busted

4. That one song sung by Vanessa in the episode where her and Ferb are in the mall together (Can’t remember what the title is but it was g o o d)

To name a few

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

[feniczoroark]

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no, but it has this thing!

[raymondcest]

Don’t forget about this other thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and these things!

[frogtrenchcoat]

i really like this thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I love the holographic special editions!

[luidilovins]

Come down the trenches! We have

Plastic bags

Old Man McGregor

Sea Swine

Underwater Lipstick

This Geek

Sheepshead Fish because Peopletoothed Fish was taken

A dick

Seizure machines

Seamus who I met at a Rave in downtown Seattle once.

Cosmic Brain if nothing was going on in there

And Much Much More

[markedpixel]

Okay the 9 year old me who wanted to be a marine biologist is Q U A K I N G

[shinondraws]

I was listening to an art podcast and I heard someone use “creative hibernation” as a term to describe a period of time when your creative energy and flow of ideas is slowing down.

Honestly, it sounds so much better than “art block”. To me, “creative hibernation” sounds less like a negative thing and more like an organic part of the creative process. 

“Art block” sounds very definite. They sound like something you MUST actively fight against to break them down in order to continue. “Hibernation” on the other hand sounds more like a thing that happens every now and then but that will go away on its own when it’s time. It’s a stage of gathering energy for the next creative pursuit. Art block on the other hand is an artificial, mental block that actually just seems to solidify the more you treat it like an obstacle to get around.

All creative people go through this type of slowing down all the time and it is completely alright. I thought I would share this because I think the right kind of mentality is actually one of the most important things of recovering your creative energy.

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I needed this.

[rosalarian]

Oh.

OH.

[writingwordsanddrawingpictures]

This. This I like!

[markedpixel]

Can this become a new thing please?

[scaryspaghetti999]

Creepypasta Minecraft Headcanons

Me and my friend were talking about it and God I just h a v e to share it sdbndianidan

Also I’m so sorry for everything you’re about to read, it’s 3 AM, please forgive my bitch ass

Jeff is probably the type of bitch that would try to tame a spider tbh

You can bet your ass Toby would just go around bombing everyones houses

Ben and Nina built a house of obsidian just to piss him off

Jane has absolutely no idea how to play this

Someone please help her she just agreed to play because she heard there were cats there

Kate probably never even saw the Sun light, she has been mining since she began playing

Masky is just complaining about everything

“HOW THE FUCK IS THIS TREE STANDING?? BITCH DO THE MATH IT DOESN’T ADD”

Hoodie got a hole pack of diamonds on his first hour of playing

Don’t ask me how, he just did

EJ is just as confused as Jane tbh

Jeff eventually found out about wolves and h o l y s h i t

This bitch running up to you with 23 dogs right behind him is the last thing you see before you die

Jane is still looking for her cat

Guys just let her get a cat please

Clockwork is really good with building and made herself a fucking mansion

She also has a army of parrots

Jeff’s goal in this game is to kill Ben

Also, after discovering wolves, Jeff thinks that every single tamable pet is violent

So he just shows up to Ben’s obsidian house, laughing maniacly throught his mic while sitting on a llama

Hoodie eventually finds redstone

He masters it in about 10 minutes

Since he sucks at building, he and Clockwork made a deal: she would let him live in her mansion if he installed a defense systems there

Don’t go near their house, you’ll die

Jane just refuses to kill a sheep for wool

She just can’t

Someone had to make her a pair of scissors so she could make a fucking bed

Even though she sucks at basically everything, she’s amazing at pvp

Maybe it’s just the power of the gay, idk

Toby dies at every 4 minutes because he wants to fight every single mob that appears

He just stares an enderman right in their eyes while screaming “BRING IT ON BITCH”

He’s fearless

He’s ruthless

He’s beauty

He’s an absolute dumbass

I love him

Also he only has a wood sword and some TNT in his inventory

Nina is the kind of person that goes on creative mode just to get every single tamable pet and then goes back to survival

Masky also dies at every 4 minutes but it’s because he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

He just goes up to a creeper like “What the fuck even is this green bitch?- w-why is it glowing??” and then the last thing you hear is him screeching and falling off his chair

He doesn’t want to speak about it

EJ eventually gets the hang of it

He has a house, a bed, a mine, food, good items and everything

He only has one problem

He refuses to kill spiders

He thinks they’re too cute

Also people don’t even know he’s in the server with them

So he uses that in his advantage

He just sneaks into people’s houses just to spaw the wither

Because he’s a little shit just like that

Also he has a cat whom he loves very much

He tammed another cat and left it at Jane’s house

She still doesn’t know that the cat doesn’t belong to her

Just let her be happy pls

[niixell]

@bored-benny-boi

[bored-benny-boi]

Ive read these before and im happy u gave them to me to read again bc all of these are great

[markedpixel]

Now this is beautiful

[rinsfw-blog]

the saga continues

[smugbots-and-such]

How is there good Zim content on my dash in the year 2018 or ever

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[valtsv]

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

[petesdragon]

[alwaysblind]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

[holdupguys-deactivated20211031]

v

[floral-sadness]

O

[cuddlewars]

Tto

[love-you-cannibal-king]

Oph

[markedpixel]

T T

[futuremoji]

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you