Dark: Alright, so to start off this meeting I propose we—
Annus: *runs in* Sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.
Dark: Such as?
Annus: It’s of no import, actually…
Bing, from the kitchen: Darkkkkk, Annus peed in the brita filter again!
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Dark: Alright, so to start off this meeting I propose we—
Annus: *runs in* Sorry I’m late, I was… doing things.
Dark: Such as?
Annus: It’s of no import, actually…
Bing, from the kitchen: Darkkkkk, Annus peed in the brita filter again!
I'm having way too much fun with this.
[Bing being interrogated]
Bing: Nah, dude, not gonna work, I ain’t no snitch!
Detective Abe: Fine, let’s try something else then. Tag a friend you recently robbed a house with.
Bing: LMAOOO @ yancy
Yancy, grinning ‘innocently’: Oh nooooo, what are youse gonna do? Take me to jail? …Prison? *bats eyelashes*
Det Abe:
Det Abe: I hate my job.
What kind of dog would the Markiplier Egos be?
Mark: Golden Doodle
Captain Magnum: Newfoundland
Yancy: Pitbull Corgi mix
Illinois: Golden Retriever
Dark: Mix of Tibetan Mastiff, Beauceron, and Unknown
(something like this but bigger with a lil bit longer fur)
Damien: Tibetan Mastiff
Wilford: Great Dane
Actor: Doberman
Annus: Samoyed
HeeHoo: Mexican Hairless Dog
King of the Squirrels: Beagle
Google: iPod Shuffle Dog
Bing: Beagle Nintendog
The Jim’s: Pack of Pugs
Silver Shepard: Silver German Shepheard
Dr. Iplier: Poodle
Ed Edgar: Black Komondor
Bim Trimmer: Dalmatian
The Benefactor: Giant Schnauzer
Darek Darickson: Rottweiler
Eric Derickson: Mini Dachshund
Santaplier: Burmese Mountain Dog
Yandereplier: Tabby cat
The Host: Brown mini puli
Bing: *sneezes*
Google: *over the manor’s intercom* Bless you
Bing: …God?
Host, doing a crossword: The Host needs another word for water.
Bim: No bones ice.
Bing: Ocean sauce.
Google: Earth juice.
Host:
Host: The Host understands Bim and Bing doing it but expected better of Google.
Need a laugh? Here’s some doodles I made when I had no brain cells working!
Enjoy these low quality mfs /lh
( y es there are more coming- )
Poison Ivy Mark as an ego and all he does most of the time is work happily in the garden in a big pretty sunhat and a cute gardening apron and work boots with all his tools and he grows tons of shady trees and plants and flowers and lets Eric and the Jim Twins help him sometimes and then when he gets a hankering for it he takes off his shirt and goes to kill some evil CEOs and politicians with like Bim or Google or Yan or Wil and Dark or whoever says he can come along and you know what he’s just living a very balanced life, gets lots of sun, likes to cook, is wanted by the FBI, puts a rose in Dark’s suit every now and then, plays Animal Crossing….
Feel free to use
I love doing these
my boys
Dm me for a custom picture/flag :)
Dark: Wil, we need to talk about your level of maturity
Wilford, standing on the couch with Bing, King, Yancy, Silver, the Jims, Bim, and Annus: Bold words for a man standing in lava
Dr. Iplier, trying to give the egos a sex talk: Alright, your partner just texted ”I want a baby”. What are your responses?
Bing: I want new heelys
Google: But we’re androids
Host: Give the Host a week. What color?
Wilford: Oh just to like hang out with?
Dark: No
King of the Squirrel: Mine?
Annus: Well, they’re usually just chilling in shopping carts. How fast can you run?
Dr. Iplier:
Dr. Iplier: Stop
akbdjd please see @even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes i love hers quotes sm,,,, sobs,,, this one is probably one of my favs lol-
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