Quicksilver And Scout TF2 are the same to me

He/they King of ISWM trailer watching :3 Tag me in time travel fics regardless of fandom. Don’t even ask just tag me. Time loops count. Medic main.

[faecaribou]

Blog Directory

Welcome! every time I lose a part of my sanity this post will shrink. this post used to be very long with a bunch of directory links.

Name: Fairy/Sammy. Age 21+. He/they. Blog’s markiplier ego stuff, TF2, FNAF, and Star Wars.

I love asks, hoard them like gold. Requests are good too. Also welcome to tag me in tag games! interacting with me is good but not necessary for following me. If you want to do fanart of an AU of a fic. or write a fic inspired by something I write. PLEASE. dont even ask for permission you can just do it but tag me because i wanna see. literally my only rule is that if you get inspired to make something tag me. Like genuinely tagging me even isnt about the credit I just want to consume the media lol

you may see me make posts like "i would DIE for spydad" and then five seconds later post my own hate letter about hating spydad. both things can be true. i will hate my own interests for fun. sometimes bullying a concept or fictional character is the only way to express love

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[uniquesmalltreasures]

FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—

[invaderxan]

[faecaribou]

give this to medic now /j

[crittercrypt]

yeah ok have this thing i made like half a year ago that came to me in a vision right before i woke up

[anarchistmemedistro]

[noneedtofearorhope]

"While those working at private companies can at least earn a little money, they face possible punishment if they refuse, from being denied family visits to being sent to higher-security prisons, which are so dangerous that the federal government filed a lawsuit four years ago that remains pending [note: article is from 2024], calling the treatment of prisoners unconstitutional.

Though they make at least $7.25 an hour, the state siphons 40% off the top of all wages and also levies fees, including $5 a day for rides to their jobs and $15 a month for laundry.

Turning down work can jeopardize chances of early release in a state that last year granted parole to only 8% of eligible prisoners — an all-time low, and among the worst rates nationwide — though that number more than doubled this year after public outcry."

Alabama profits off prisoners who work at McDonald’s but deems them too dangerous for parole

No state has a longer, more profit-driven history of contracting prisoners out to private companies than Alabama.

[faecaribou]

sibling. streaming. game i bought for them. yay

https://www.twitch.tv/aerospaceaspirant

[pipermca]

I got another spam comment today on AO3, and I want to share it as a PSA. But before I do, I want you to understand that you SHOULD NOT DO what this comment is asking. Ok? Ok.

See that bit at the bottom? Don't do that. Insert ParamedicGuy.gif going "Don't."

Other malicious spam comments I've gotten seemed designed to make an author question their writing, or outright encourage them to delete their stories from AO3. This one is different, in that it tries to get you to destroy the work on your own computer.

If you ran that command, it basically locates your Documents folder, then deletes everything in it, including all subfolders. It also does it without any prompt, so you have no chance to second guess your actions.

This is just fucking trolling.

Coincidentally, we just did training on a cyberattack similar to this, called a ClickFix attack. You can read about how that works here.

As a general rule, if ANYONE or ANY WEBSITE tells you unsolicited* to do anything in Powershell, CMD RUN, command prompt, shell command, or something similar, DON'T.

*There are legit reasons for running commands in PowerShell or the command prompt, but in those cases you are likely seeking out a solution to a problem you are already experiencing. Don't just run random commands on your computer as recommended by some unlogged-in guest on a fan fiction site.

Always think and consider before taking action, and get a second opinion from a trusted source. When I got this comment I was pretty sure what the command would do, and it took me about three seconds of googling to confirm it.

Be safe out there!

[hardwiredweird]

This isn't just trolling. Nor is it a simple malicious attack to fuck with authors.

All of these things, starting with making people delete their stories from AO3 to now this, are all specifically designed to kill any digital paper trail so people can steal and make money off your fanfictions by just scrubbing the serial numbers off (and probably training AI on them).

These scammers have realized that even if people delete the stories off of AO3, authors can still prove that they are the original owner of the story by having locally stored documents that prove when the story was originally written.

That said: I want to impress on people once again to never EVER run any commands on your PC unless you know EXACTLY what you're doing! ESPECIALLY not if it's just a rando on the internet telling you to.

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

"If you ran that command, it basically locates your Documents folder, then deletes everything in it, including all subfolders. It also does it without any prompt, so you have no chance to second guess your actions."

Sorry, but that isn´t just trolling. This is a command that could VERY EASILY ruin a person´s life if they don´t second guess it. It is malicious and irreversible unless you have every single thing backed up elsewhere (some people have backups for important stuff but not everything and most people might not even have backups for all of the important things)

so no, this is not just trolling, this is a targeted, malicious attack on ao3 writers, especially younger and less tech savvy ones who might actually run the command.

[faecaribou]

Going through my teaching notebook from my first year of teaching, which was mostly like, class schedules for my various classes, funny things kids said, multiple “NO NAMES DONT WRITE NAMES” every couple of pages, but apparently also… this?

[faecaribou]

Wait so if Actors body is beyond repair, Actor took Damiens body, Celine and Damien took the DAs body.... what happened to Celines body? All this time we’ve all been assuming that the DA would, if free from the mirror, take the actors broken body... but have we considered Celine?

[faecaribou]

I feel like that big brain meme or doctor strange being yeeted into the astral plane. I’m internally screaming. They been out the THE WHOLE TIME doing NOTHING

[faecaribou]

WAIT BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE

Miss Whitacre?

We were all like “it’s Celine” but like. Celine back in her old body? Or the Entity has been wearing Celine’s body so long it thinks it’s her????

[s0f-arg2010]

i have a favorite trio of Dr Iplier, Host, and Yancy idc if romantic or platonic but i would love to see Dr Iplier and his two disasters :P

Something that I love abt this fandom is that you can present the most out of pocket interaction/pairing/group and everyone will go "yeah that makes sense" (im everyone, this is peak)

[faecaribou]

Do you play TF2? If so, who's your main? (personally, you give me a demo or scout main energy/ idk)

oh yeah admittedly i didnt actually starting playing tf2 until this past full year (i steal my moms steamdeck which is EVIL) despite loving the lore so much

scouts my favorite character but i am a medic main! :3

my favorite activites as medic include: healing the spy. healing the spy. waiting for the ubercharge to fill up while the spy shake its head no at me frantically. i ignore it. i heal the spy. the spy types in chat: please no dont do this. i ignore the spy. we both get blown up before the ubercharge has filled

stealing the intelligence as medic. like its one thing to be healing the person holding the briefcase but when YOU as the medic have the briefcase. this is a huge flex, to me

ubercharging the scout. ubercharging the sniper. watching the heavy on my team switch to scout, then i heal him, then he yells at me in chat for "only healing scouts and snipers"

spamming E as the only medic on my team until my entire team switches to medic

my least favorite activities as medic include:

that time where the entire server was full of friendlies except for like, 3 people on the enemy team, and im trying to jump my way through the pack of friendlies to get to the other side of the hallway but then someone stabs me and almost kills me and they disappear into the crowd of friendlies that i just fought my way through for the last several minutes and i dont know who and i get mad and pull out my bonesaw and start swinging indiscriminately and i get killed but when i respawn and try to go down the hallway it is just death everywhere , everyone is dead, i am no longer trapped in the hallway by the mob. i am so sorry i set off a chain reaction. im sorry

the one person spamming medic when they are full health, the medigun is locked onto them, the ubercharge is nowhere near filled, we are nowhere close to the fighting. like? what the fuck do you want, soldier T_T

scout is my second most played mode because nothing is better than a game going slow with both sides tied and just switching to scout and immediately sprinting to the other side of the map and stealing the intel and dying instantly but now everyone has been kicked into a frenzy like a disturbed ant hill so i can switch back to medic now

[unknown-echo]

he’s very dramatic but its okay we love him anyway

(inspired by Road to Nowhere!)

[faecaribou]

very awesome art!!!

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[faecaribou]

finally watched project hail mary so that i can join the rest of the markiplier fandom to ship BloodyMary

[faecaribou]

Anton Yelchin IMDB’s trivia is designed to hurt you. Especially the 7 day later recall letter that’s diabolical.

[faecaribou]

my drawing app broke and i may have lost four years worth of drawings. will keep yall updated but i wont even lie not the FIRST time i lost four years worth of drawings with this app. however im 8 years loyal to this app so. start the countdown for year 12