Markiplier Facts I Just Made Up

This was the charity blog but due to circumstances unforseen we've changed it! Dont' forget to donate to actual charities though!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

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You know what? Fuck it, I’m gonna give a challenge that’ll either end my summer vacation on a good, peaceful note or a fucking hellish agonizing note

If this post gets 6,666 notes before August 12th, I will haul my ass to the theater and spend my goddamn money to see Sausage Party, and afterwards write a lengthy review for you to all read on how much this movie tainted my soul so then you can decide if you want to meet the same fate or not

If it doesn’t meet the goal, you all will have my undying gratitude and my faith restored

Now’s the time to decide my fate

Please, choose wisely 

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Mark can still feel the chill of ice in his bones.

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Mark was playing with the nerf bow, but he broke it and his it under his bed.

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Mark is currently pregnant with a foodbaby.

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Hello everyone!

Sorry we've been dead for so long. We are all either too busy with work or things like that, so none of us have had time to make new facts. So as the previous post said, we need new mods. We're gonna need people who can post more than we've been able to so we can get it back up and running! So please send in your submissions as soon as you can. Bye for now! -Mod Awkwardness

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We’re looking for a new mod. It might be you!

 As you’ve all probably noticed, we haven’t been as active as we used to, so we decided a new mod would be good. You just need to send in a fact of your own and why you’d like to be a mod, and we’ll pick the one we think is best!  The deadline will be some time around December 28, though it might change, so if you want in, be sure to send it in as soon as possible. Keep in mind we’d like someone who can post somewhat frequently. That’s all for now, so start submitting you facts! -Mod Awkwardness

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Mark loves his fans, he loves all the different kind of fans he has.  He would hug every fan he could, but he can’t.

He is crying again, he is thinking about his fans and how they are all so cute

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Mark’s weakness is cheesecake and chocolate milk

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We’re looking for a new mod. It might be you!

 As you’ve all probably noticed, we haven’t been as active as we used to, so we decided a new mod would be good. You just need to send in a fact of your own and why you’d like to be a mod, and we’ll pick the one we think is best!  The deadline will be some time around December 28, though it might change, so if you want in, be sure to send it in as soon as possible. Keep in mind we’d like someone who can post somewhat frequently. That’s all for now, so start submitting you facts! -Mod Awkwardness

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Mark secretly loves the mornings, but due to his allergy to the sun, he is forced to be a night owl.

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Mark’s next cosplay will be him dressed as a hippie with a “herb lore” shirt on.

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The next time Mark goes pole dancing, he will be bring Jack. Bring pride to your countries boys.

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Mark gets jaw breakers only to rub them on his lips. He’s a professional discount whore. 

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 Mark is at the soup store buying clothes.

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Mark secretly hates waffles.

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Mark went out for cake at 2 A.M. once.