basedcore & bunnypilled

18+ | hard tw | jax | body 30 | flutter▽

[xxsimulatedsuperstarx]

flutter▽ | proship | 18+ | 🥛

[xxangeldustanalogx]

do you think the mr beast bottomless twentyfour seven starbucks accepts bitcoin . do you think they accept my secret dreams and wishes . do you think they have almond milk??

[xxflesh4goldx]

not bitcoin but i heard they accept dinkdoink >.>

[xxsimulatedsuperstarx]

soyboybb hashtag faguette

the ragdoll is threatening me againnnnnnnn moooooooooooom

[xxsimulatedsuperstarx]

kill bill volume 666 by ragatha tadc, probably

[xxsimulatedsuperstarx]

yea im transphobia exempt. no im not cis. its because im the cutest boy in the wide webbed world :)) aha ... what are you doing with that coathanger aaaaaaaAAEEEEEEERFGHHGFDFJK

[xxsimulatedsuperstarx]

i think i have scabies what the actual fuck

[xxflesh4goldx]

why is the theraprism so boaring

all i have is a poiple crayon 🖍️

le sigh

[xxsimulatedsuperstarx]

fur really all they have is clovers to eat. who the fuck they think i am?? alastor??? gaaaaay

[xxsimulatedsuperstarx]

get tracked loserz

[aerisxblade]

nice bush can i smell it i mean can i rub my face on it i mean can i bury my nose in it i mean

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

[lakeside-paradise]

#mygrandfathercock

[dreamweirder]

[animentality]

[spoopypeterson]

[kiritamtehoran-blog]

Dear diary.

[hipsterwkuk]

[stupidestasshole]

Thank You for jacking off my amazing digital penis

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[radiation]

I control you = I Can Troll You