Elle Woods

Mark. 22. Capricorn. Austin, Texas. Instagram/Twitter: @markkker. Other Twitter: OfANeonMoon Taylor Nation, if you're reading this, message me on Twitter. Rep Tour Houston. Sec: M, Row: 28, seats: 15-16

[taylorshesmybaelor-blog]

The Clean Speech feat. Out of the Woods

[stephanie-olson]

Bye

[batneko]

[allsonargent]

favorite characters ≡ Blair Waldorf

“Signs are for the religious, the superstitious and the lowerclass. I don’t believe in them and neither should you.”

[markker]

Blair has to be some kind of earth sign

[emilysblunt]

Bonus: 

[stuckscheize]

She’s right

[twilightisgaynow]

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

[sangotori]

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

[twilightisgaynow]

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

[hilaryduffs]

By Andrew Macpherson for Hilary Duff Album - 2004

[oodoe]

This is the opposite of “wig” whatever that is

[lebeaunoiseur]

bodied.

[markker]

Omfg im screaming! I love Pokémon stadium tho

[pettycentral]

[gey4pey]

“Damn that’s wild…..try this phone game though”

[sp-o-o-n]

While we’re playing Lily’s Garden… they be playing Lily’s Heart 😔

[is-there-an-undo-button]

you guys are missing the best part

[homosexualontheloose]

DAMN BITCH

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Oh y'all wanted a twist

[cezarywho]

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[monsteronthehill]

I’m in full agreement

[viinnttaaggee]

it takes years to learn the difference between who to let go and who to be patient with. the same way it takes years to know what you deserve and what you don’t. so hang on there, growth and experience come with time.

[lohver]

not to suck my own dick or anything but im such a good lover like when my heart is invested in u i love so hard & i try my best to be mentally + emotionally supportive for u at all times

[rexuality]

It’s weird how cats vary in sizes and colors but still look pretty similar and then there are dogs who can range from “this fuckin close to being a bear” all the way down to “small angry potato”

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

[itoldyouthings]

*lays in the middle of the road thinking about how taylor kept her feelings bottled up for so long and they were so strong that she ended up breaking down crying in the car once she couldn’t take it anymore and then still telling him that she’s fine when she obviously wasn’t because she still didn’t want to lose him if admitting her feelings meant losing him altogether, even if it was just as a fling*

[itoldyouthings]

*sits in a mud puddle thinking about how after she finally exploded and told him all of her feelings his only reaction was “okay? is this supposed to be news to me?” because he probably already knew and was definitely willing to reciprocate everything and move forward in their journey so her summer was cruel even though she could have had him way earlier if she just said something but understandably she was too anxious and afraid to*

[itoldyouthings]

*floats down a river thinking about how she was more than ready for him to end this entire thing at any point because that’s what she was used to because why wouldn’t he leave like everyone else why would he want more than what she was giving up to him already summer’s a knife after all and she wouldn’t have even told him or blamed him if he hurt her by ending it or never returning her feelings if she ever expressed them but the whole time he was falling for her too even through their cat and mouse nonsensical games and he was so smug about it and so ready to love her back*

[3000s]

hire me for just whatever

[3000s]

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

[damndorothea]

If you like I Think He Knows, raise your hand. If not, raise your standards