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[anotherpjofan]

What was up with the whole “Aphrodite cabin were useless in capture the flag”?? Like this is Aphrodite, one of the Olympians and you’re telling me her kids were next to useless? And about the charmspeak, it didn’t even work half the time?? I want Aphrodite kids to make people and monsters stare at their beauty for so long that they don’t realise the sword that just embedded in them. I want Aphrodite kids to break love between people, sow seeds of hatred in their opponents so that they destroy themselves without even lifting a finger.  I want Aphrodite kids to manipulate and wield love like a weapon because as amazing as love is it can also be a curse

[bamsara]

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

[bamsara]

i didn't even know that this was possible but I had to say thank you looking at the damn ground

[mactiir]

Shoulda realized I had adhd that time I misplaced a two-ton vehicle and didn’t realize for 48 hours

[mactiir]

How to activate executive dysfunction in twenty easy steps:

-be in college

 -drive to cafe to do homework, stay for a while

 -i can’t park at the university b/c parking passes are like 300 dollars, so i leave my car where it is and walk to a building on campus for a meeting. this is important.  normally I walk to and from campus

 -heyimoncampus.jpeg

 -it’s been 2 hours so by now the car has ceased to exist until I need it again

 -walk home 

-life as usual for a few days, I don’t need my car during the week so i don’t notice it’s not where it’s supposed to be

-Saturday. I pack up to drive to see my folks. Got all my stuff in a backpack and i’m ready to go 

-go to parking spot 

- Dude Where’s My Car (2000) 

 -holyfucksomebodystoleitwhostolemycar– waitasecond

-long term memory… loading. loading.

 -oh shit it’s 2 miles away I left it at the cafe on Thursday 

- “who stole my car” me. i did. i stole my own car. from myself

-basically jog back across campus to get there as fast as possible because it’s not like i left it in a rando parking lot for two days already and the 5 minutes i save by exhausting myself will totally make a difference

-holy shit i hope it’s still there

-it is. the god of forgetful assholes was smiling down on me because i don’t even have a parking ticket even though i’m right under a “no overnight parking” sign

- this car had a 50/50 shot of actually turning over on any given day because it guzzled through batteries like some people guzzle la croix so by now i’m freaking out b/c i have no idea what to do if it doesn’t start

-god of faulty car batteries is smiling too

-i am halfway to driving to my parents when i realize i forgot my backpack at home

-somehow it takes five years before anyone suspects i have adhd

-the end

[paxamericana]

[apas-95]

It’s just straight up anti-vaxxer shit, but it’s To Own The Chinese so it’s fine

[memescomedy]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

[neonprotagonist]

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.

[froggykinz]

Soft Pink Vanilla Icons

Requested by @multi-tune!

Feel free to use!! Credit isn’t necessary but is appreciated!

[avirams]

♪;; vanilla!!

for ;; @electro-kins

info ;; lovecore

mod ;; extras from the first batch, just some styles i was trying out^^

♪;; like/reblog/credit if using!!

[edelgardeisner]

I also made a mini lil thing I might make into a full video one day (:

[hextechmaturgy]

hey fellas i found this super real arcane leak from act 2

[techmaturgy]

i am loving arcane for all the wrong reasons, i think

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[margokesses]

He's right and he should say it

[mentallyrecovering]

It’s important to remember that the point of a hobby is to have fun not “get better”

Imagine if someone who reads as a hobby was constantly told they would “get better” or asked “are you improving”

Now stop saying this to artist/fiber artist/dancers/anyone that has any hobby where they make things

Stop putting pressure on our fun enjoyable time by putting standards and expectations on it. If I suck at embroidery oh Fucking well i suck but I like doing it it’s FUN that’s the whole point is having FUN

[acadieum]

can i interest you in some ✨ bardic inspiration ✨ in these trying times? 

[winks and plays an overrated guitar riff]

[tazatouille]

gorhugs!!!

[why-i-love-comics]

Hulkling & Wiccan: Infinity Comic #1 - “Possibilities” (2021)

written by Josh Trujillo art by Jodi Nishijima & Matt Milla

[why-i-love-comics]

Hulkling & Wiccan: Infinity Comic #1 - “Possibilities” (2021)

written by Josh Trujillo art by Jodi Nishijima & Matt Milla