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[queenholocene-deactivated202211]

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[alexander]

i will never understand how someone can be gay and support trump like please educate me, he literally committed to repealing the right to same sex marriage tf

[flipocrite]

They’re just more racist than they are gay

[alexander]

[funkybug]

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

[dream-of-phraxos]

[ohnonotgood]

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

[rosietheamazon]

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

[cr1mson5thestranger]

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.

Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

[sofiama]

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

[returnsandreturns]

i thought my mom put a gargoyle on our porch for a minute and then i realized

our cat is just very dedicated to being as creepy as fucking possible

[catsofinstagram]

From @sweetheartragdoll: “Do I look like a cloud?” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2MqEXmz ]

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[scoutfinches]

[witcheshaven]

Photgrapher: Natalia Seth | Instagram: escapingyouth

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[ratedbamf]

Ugh the power is immense.

[unclefather]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

SCP 3008

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[weirdlandtv]

“Mrs. Big Onion;—“You are so small you make me weep!”’ Vintage vegetable trade card, it has been a while since I posted one.

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

[cinemove]