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Comfort food | DecemberĀ ā78
Iāve got chocolate, sugar quills, coffee, cotton candy and ā firewhiskey? Whatās wrong?Ā
Nothingās wrong, who says somethingās wrong? [Shrugs] Iām just hungry. Thanks for answering that owl Lils, youāre an angel.
Alright, be honest. Like.. actually honest not the fake honest where youāre not honest to spare my feelings. Are the glittery shoes stupid?Ā
Depends, how glittery are we talking about? Is it like, big sparkles, or small ones? Is it in the shoes or is the kind of glitter that peels off and sticks to everyoneās skins within the 20 feet range?
āā DIAGON ALLEY //Ā AUG. '89
Whoa, whoa, whoa-Marlene McKinnon, did you just say I was..Ā unfunny? Do you hear that? Thatās the sound of our friendship ending.
Originally posted by 5disilk
Well you should work harder on your jokes to be funny again, thatās all Iām saying. Donāt be a fucking drama queen, Gids.
āā DIAGON ALLEY //Ā AUG. '89
Excuse me, I am a joke master. [he shakes his head] Lighten up. Whatās got your knickers in a twist?
Originally posted by the-50-shades-of-red
I donāt have anything in any kind of twist! Youāre just not that funny anymore, Gids. Youāve gotta accept it. Youāve grown old and unfunny, itās unfortunate actually. A shame.
āā DIAGON ALLEY //Ā AUG. '89
Well, does she have any plans? Is she starting a job or anything? Because she could do that, and hang out with her friends, and spend time with you. The two of you could cook dinner and watch movies and go out and stuff. (Se laughs) Hey, I can be wild and reckless! Sometimes. But I can talk to her if you want, no problem. Scare her with how old I am, with a kid and all.
I donāt know?? Should I?? See, thatās the problem too. I canāt tell her to have plans. I didnāt have plans at her age, sheāll laugh right at my face, she was alive to see it. This is why parents never tell their teenage years stories, weād never take them seriously if we knew. We do the cooking, but itās weird to pretend to be her mom sometimes, you know? Iām so not like mom. [Sighs] Donāt be ridiculous Al, your life is a dream. If anything youāre going to make her want to go out and get pregnant. [Laughs] Not that thereās anything wrong with it, but I really donāt think sheād be good at it at all.
[ future au, october 1987]
Who knows, you have an expression like a kicked hippogriffās arse! [laughs before stopping abruptly, squinting his eyes at her] What has he walked in on with you and Sirius? Better not have been anything scarring.
I do not! I just feel a little stupid as the only adult in a costume-- WAIT! Idea! How about you dress up too? What dāya got in there, babes? Can you put something up? [She shakes her head] No he hasnāt! He doesnāt need to see me full frontal to see my cleavage.
āā DIAGON ALLEY //Ā AUG. '89
Itās called a joke, McKinnon. What happened to your sense of humor?
Originally posted by j-bucky
Well in that case youāre horrible at making jokes, Prewett. My sense of humor is just fine. You couldāve just answered my question!
āā DIAGON ALLEY //Ā AUG. '89
Well I donāt know if rude is the right word, but I donāt think sheād be too happy with you. But itāll be nice, wonāt it, having her home for the whole year?
I donāt know if itād be nice having her home. I wouldnāt know what to do with her. I canāt exactly ask her not to be wild and reckless, she wouldnāt take it too seriously coming from me. Ohh maybe you should come over!
Future AU [February 1982]
Relax, Iām not making you watch Constance. Hang on. [he shifts Constance to his other arm before rummaging around on his desk for a moment. he produces a file] These are for you. Do you have the files I asked for?
You kind of look like you need help though, are you sure you can do this? Ask someone to watch her for you, Moods. Youāre gonna explode. [Laughs] Yes, I think. These are the only ones I could find, itās what you needed right? [Hands him the folder] Because if itās not, then itās not at the Ministry and I donāt know where to look for it.
[ future au, october 1987]
[almost spits the apple out from laughing so hard] Oh Merlin. What the hell are you supposed to be?! [throws his head back, chuckling heartily] Harryās not going to know where to look!
Marilyn Monroe, dumbass. Who the fuck do you think I am? [Rolls her eyes] What do you mean? Itās not like he hasnāt seen my boobs before!
āā DIAGON ALLEY //Ā AUG. '89
Rude? Nah. Illegal? Probably.
Originally posted by somewhereabovebeyond
Really? Would I literally go to Azkaban for sending my sister to school? Come on.
āā DIAGON ALLEY //Ā AUG. '89
Would it be rude if I send Talia back to Hogwarts even though she graduated last year?Ā
Future AU [February 1982]
Bloody hell, kid, you sleep less than I do. Hey, hand me that thing, will you? [he waves vaguely at the table] The thingā¦ theā¦ oh I donāt bloody know what itās called.Ā
You do remember you called me here for paperwork and not to babysit your kid, right?
