Hockey, Apparently

Craig, 17. Maple Leafs fan since 2015, very bad hockey player since that same year. I also write. Follows from thatsjusthowthestorygoes

[why-i-love-comics]

Spider-Woman #11 (2016)

written by Dennis Hopeless art by Veronica Fish & Rachelle Rosenberg

[spoonmarner]

stand witness

to a leafs team that is bad defensively and currently also bad offensively

[werenski-deactivated20250730]

tyson jost in ep. 606 of through these doors (x)

[intermissionpenguins]

Schweizer Illustrierte – Nr. 35 / 1. September 2017 / Sport (x / x)

[ohmymarner]

matt martin the fanboy

[glovesdropped]

x

[blake-wheelers]

HOCKEY PLAYERS LOOKING SO DAMN FUCKING FINE LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. LIKE TAKE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GOLD CHAIN THAT PEAKS OUT OF YOUR JERSEY AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO TAKE A DEEP BREATHE, SIT DOWN AND SIP SOME WATER BEFORE I FUCKING HYPERVENTILATE FROM YOUR STUPID GOOD LOOKING FACE AND BODY AND FUCKING GREAT PERSONALITY THAT HAS STUPID ASS TENDENCIES. LIKE GET OUT OF HERE AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO FUCKING BREATHE FUCKING HELL.

[lukefoxmoved-deactivated2018121]

it’s really weird when writers constantly make male characters unable to have happy fulfilling relationships with women or just plain have them not be attracted or interested in women with only a thin excuse of them being too professional or work-centered AND also get upset when fans characterize them as gay like… it’s just so odd.

[schmidtyho]

i made myself sad

[vincecarters]

feels bad scoob

[clarkethesharkmacarthur]

Eric Staal had to explain hockey trades to his son yesterday

[coltnparayko]

off-season mood

[writings-of-a-hufflepuff]

Positivity Hour(s)

Cuddle, Kiss, Hug

Tell me funny/cute/happy stories or just how your day has been

Ask me questions (personal or otherwise)

Who you ship me with

Tell me your headcanons for me, for characters, for whatever

Send me pictures of your pets in the submit box

Would you rather?

This or that?

Ask me for a selfie

Tell me stuff

Because we’ve had some negativity lets put some positivity back into the blog and tumblr!

[uglygoalie]

save them

[nhlfucale-deactivated20220527]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[nnorthernlights]

“I love the smell of the ice… And the cold. The sound the puck makes when it’s sliding across the ice or when hits the net for a goal […]. I love the sound of sticks crashing against one another. The sound my skates make when I come to a hard stop. The roar of the crowd. The way I feel when i’m playing. I can do things on this ice that I can’t do anywhere else.” — “In Dreams” by J. Sterling (insp.)