fancy;

marnie valentino;i sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.

[lexiethx-blog]

What if I don’t want to hear those words, hm? You gonna say ‘em anyway? Is there no escape from the bomb diggity? Harmless? Ha! Don’t trust the innocent looking ones, that’s the first rule of life.

[marniehbu]

Well, if you don't want to hear the words, you're going to either become deaf or suck it up. I'm going to make sure I'm the one waking you up every morning with them! There's no escape the bomb diggity or hip happen', ever. But they just have the cutest faces and pinching their cheeks make them pouty.

[landonsykes]

You think you’re witty, huh?

[marniehbu]

I think I'm pretty witty, yeah. It comes in handy once in awhile. And by the smile on your face, my wittiness brings joy to you.

[fosterpls]

I’m not about this. This is harassment, and I will not stand for this.

[marniehbu]

Have you ever thought that you're harassing me?

[izzybird-blog]

Yes, please.

[marniehbu]

You even said please. I think this is a day of celebration

[deabreurp]

Then I feel honored.

[marniehbu]

As you should be, as you should be. I might steal your microphone once in awhile and switch it with Willow's if that's okay.

[deabreurp]

Thank you to all my fans who like to impose that my microphone looks like a dick.

[marniehbu]

In all honesty, your microphone was probably modeled after a real live penis. I don't think many singers can say that.

[landonsykes]

The real world can’t handle me at all, truthfully.

[marniehbu]

Ehh, I guess, this is where the two of us both agree to disagree, yeah?

[fosterpls]

So if I say, you look nice today, it’s implied?

[marniehbu]

Yep! You're only saying that so it seems like you like me.

[izzybird-blog]

I don’t think I’ve ever been this tired in my life. Someone bring me coffee right now, please.

[marniehbu]

Do you want some cuddles to go with that coffee?

[lexiethx-blog]

Maybe they are eighties. I’m not quite sure. It’s been such a long time since I’ve actually heard them being used. Oh, a puppy faced one? Those are the type you need to look out for.

[marniehbu]

Maybe they're seventies. Well, you live with me so you're going to hear them the second you wake up to the second you fall asleep. You're kind of lucky to be put in that spot. A puppy faced one indeed. I think he's harmless and if he starts with me, I'll just pinch his cheeks.

[fosterpls]

I never said that.

[marniehbu]

But it's always implied, my dear Foster.

[fosterpls]

Aw, you care. You really care.

[marniehbu]

I've always cared. You just think I'm a bad person.

[lexiethx-blog]

Hip happenin’. Bomb diggity. Are we stuck in the nineties, M? That dude from that boyband must have been crazy. Or just confused. Maybe he’s brain damaged.

[marniehbu]

Oh god, those are nineties words? I honestly thought they were more eighties. I'll admit that the dude from that boyband is a little dumb and mental, but sometimes you just gotta love a puppy face when you see one.

[primegossip-blog]

marnie is a fucking bitch

Agreed. Sick of her shit.

[alecia-jfc]

Aw, well that’s always good. On set, I’m usually the one doing all the pranks, so it’s really funny if a cast mate can pull one over on me.  Willow? I’ve met her, she’s so sweet! I feel like she’s one who doesn’t get to tell jokes that often, so I think I’d let her slide, too.

[marniehbu]

That's honestly the last thing I let them humiliate me with before I get back at them. It's always fun being the one to pull pranks 'cause you never have to watch out for yourself. Yep, that's her! She's honestly the sweetest person you could ever meet. I don't think there's a bad bone in her body. I always let things slide with her. It's hard not to.

[landonsykes]

So many people tell me I’m poetic; I should write a book.

[marniehbu]

Your poetry wasn't made for the real world. The real world can't handle your poetry.

[btsyoongi]