deluded minds

landon sykes, 22, hollywood; you can't sit and get stoned with thirty year olds.

[deabreurp]

Thank you to all my fans who like to impose that my microphone looks like a dick.

[landonsykes]

You always grip it really hard.

[marniehbu]

Ehh, I guess, this is where the two of us both agree to disagree, yeah?

[landonsykes]

You think you're witty, huh?

[marniehbu]

Your poetry wasn’t made for the real world. The real world can’t handle your poetry.

[landonsykes]

The real world can't handle me at all, truthfully.

[fosterpls]

You could publish a book of random words and it’d sell, so I say go for it.

[landonsykes]

You've always been so good at motivating me.

[idcaaron-blog]

Ooh, I absolutely adore poetry! Are you going to be the next Robert Frost? Because then I might just purchase your book.

[landonsykes]

I can't write a book without cheesy pick up lines, so it all depends on you.

[lexiethx-blog]

Do you even know how to read?

[landonsykes]

You're asking me that question?

[parkernah]

Saying sweet things while you’re fucking someone does not make you poetic.

[landonsykes]

What's not poetic about that?

[landonsykes]

So many people tell me I'm poetic; I should write a book.

[alecia-jfc]

I’m totally awkward at intros, so hey everyone. The name’s Georgia.

[landonsykes]

I'm pretty sure everyone knows who you are.

[romanceslasher]

[landonsykes]

Zayn in One Direction 2014 Official Calendar

[landonsykes]

[landonsykes]

i have a project due tonight at 12 and a really bad headache so i'm gonna get off and do the dishes i think idk bye

[marniehbu]

If I woke up and one of the girls magically turned into Jay Z then I wouldn’t be in a band and I wouldn’t be Marnie anymore. I’m not being awful like you’re making me seem like, I swear.

[landonsykes]

Beyonce's pretty overrated, if you ask me.

[ayyeolivia]

Oh but you know I don’t have the best track record with luck.

[landonsykes]

That's not hard to agree with.

[marniehbu]

Sometimes I sit and ponder why I couldn’t be blessed with being Beyonce. I wake up and hope that one of the girls magically turned into Jay Z or that I woke up flawless. Yeah, it never happens.

[landonsykes]

Are you saying you'd prefer Jay-Z in your band rather than the other three?

[ayyeolivia]

So if I fluttered my eyelashes and used my cute voice I might have gotten two?

[landonsykes]

Or a sip of mine, if you're lucky.

[sonotdallas-blog]

Obviously. I was born with all of the coordination in the world. That’s why I have guys falling at my feet. 

[landonsykes]

Your statement will be true one day.