how am i gonna get myself back home

[landonsykes]

You’ve always been so good at motivating me.

[fosterpls]

It's a gift.

[marniehbu]

Yep! You’re only saying that so it seems like you like me.

[fosterpls]

I'm not about this. This is harassment, and I will not stand for this.

[deabreurp]

Thank you to all my fans who like to impose that my microphone looks like a dick.

[fosterpls]

Maybe they think you like sucking dick.

[marniehbu]

But it’s always implied, my dear Foster.

[fosterpls]

So if I say, you look nice today, it's implied?

[alecia-jfc]

Oh, nothing too crazy. Just re-reading my lines and such. How are things going with you and the show?

[fosterpls]

That's always fun, right? It's not too bad. We finished filming early today so I got to pick up Olivia and now we're watching movies.

[lexiethx-blog]

You’re still taking me shopping. 

[fosterpls]

Sounds good to me.

[alecia-jfc]

Hey there cutie, sup?

[fosterpls]

Not much, how about you?

[marniehbu]

I’ve always cared. You just think I’m a bad person.

[fosterpls]

I never said that.

[marniehbu]

This isn’t harassment! I’m making sure you’re breathing and you’re okay.

[fosterpls]

Aw, you care. You really care.

[lexiethx-blog]

Weird. You’re a weird one, Foster.

[fosterpls]

Sorry about that?

[nowaynoah-blog]

I imagine you’re busy all the time. Aren’t you guys filming right now?

[fosterpls]

Not really. I mean, a lot, yeah, but we had this weekend off. And Monday. Because you know, St. Patrick's day.

[haydentbfh-blog]

No, no. Sometimes the colors are limited edition and you never get them back.

[fosterpls]

It's just nail polish, though.

[spenssheff-deactivated20140325]

No, now that i’m on the show I don’t have time for that. It’s always something going on, and always something I have to do. I love it though, being in the competition, but a lazy day wouldn’t be so wrong. 

[fosterpls]

That sounds so exhausting, man.

[alecia-jfc]

I’m totally awkward at intros, so hey everyone. The name’s Georgia.

[fosterpls]

I already knew that, but hey.

[andrewhyfr-deactivated20140410]

I wonder how much convincing it would take to get the producers of a tv show to give me a cameo. I’ve always wanted to try proper acting and I bet that I would be half-way decent at it.

[fosterpls]

You know as a cameo you probably won't have much acting to do, right?

[landonsykes]

So many people tell me I’m poetic; I should write a book.

[fosterpls]

You could publish a book of random words and it'd sell, so I say go for it.

[haydentbfh-blog]

I mean, it starts to get thick and kind of clumpy but sometimes you can thin it out. They make like, drops for that.

[fosterpls]

Might as well just toss it though.