Marnie

Ranch owner and lover of all creatures! If you treat animals well, I'm sure we'll get along just fine!

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Welcome! Ask blogs sound like fun, and opening one sounded like a good idea!

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mat her bay bee

I'm not sure I understand, sorry. What's a mat her bay bee?

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Marnie! I have a problem, one of my ducks got lost. Have you seen a lonely duck roaming somewhere nearby?

- @farmer-beau-inbox 🌷

Oh! I haven't seen one out and about, unfortunately

They may have wandered over to the coops on the ranch though. You're free to look for the little one there if you'd like!

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Hello everyone, mod here

I promise I'm not dead and that I haven't forgotten about this account, life has just been hectic as of late. I have a lot of other projects I'm working on too. Many people also know of my main @spacesapphi where I do a lot of writing work!

Always here for Marnie nation though, love you guys /p

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Happy new year Queen! <3

Happy New Year's to you too! Here's to hoping we can all stick to our resolutions

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Marnie!

I love you but please i beg- have a drop off or something so i can leave a note and money to have hay bought for my animals

I am a fool and didnt think ahead

You know, that's not a half bad idea! I might have Robin stop by to see if we can build something like that

Proper planning is always essential, but even the best of us can slip up at times. Even if you don't have feed with you, you can always give your barn animals treats like carrots and apples in the meantime, in moderation of course!

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*you see a turtle wearing sunglasses riding a rocket powered skateboard zoom by* *a couple minutes later*

MARNIE, THE BEST ANIMAL PROVIDER, ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOP OWNERS IN TOWN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE SEEN A TURTLE ON A SKATEBOARD RIDE BY. SHE IS WEARING VERY EXPENSIVE AND IMPORTANT SUNGLASSES IF THAT HELPS

-Dee @ask-dee-sdv

So that's what that was! It went by me so fast I could hardly tell what I saw!

Unfortunately.... I didn't see exactly where she ended up... Or the sunglasses. Poor thing, I hope she's safe out there. I'll let you know if I do wind up finding her! Good luck!

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Hi Marnie!

...May I pet the cows?

Of course you can! Just remember to be gentle and approach them from the side so they don't get too surprised. They especially love being pet around the neck and the ears too!

I'm sure they'll appreciate the attention as well! I'm always happy to see people be kind to them

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Marnie!!! Favorite winter star dessert?

Well it's not specifically a Winter Star dessert, but I love a good pumpkin pie! It's festive, feels perfect for the season.

Gus always makes everyone's favorites as a present when the town celebrates together too, and his recipe is phenomenal. I'm going to need to get it from him someday!

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Now that Spirits Eve season is officially over... Time to celebrate Winter Star! It's my favorite holiday to celebrate here in the valley

I wonder if our ladies group would want to do a Winter Star movie marathon to ring in the season... I'm always in the mood to watch Miracle at Coldstar Ranch!

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Oh wait I know this one! It's from that movie about the bees, right?

My nephew loves that one.... Don't tell him I told you that

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Sad to see Spirits Eve come to an end.... But that means Winter Star is just around the corner now!

Can't wait to get all the decorations out... Oh, and get all the songs and movies ready! Miracle at Coldstar Ranch is my favorite, I could quote it by heart! It's such a sweet movie, has so much meaning to it!

.... Best to watch it when Shane isn't around though. He hates the film, says it makes him feel depressed

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ᎷᎪᎡΝᏆᎬ...

ꀤꎇ Ꮍ𐒀Ꮼ нα∂ 𝑡𝑜 ᥴһ᥆᥆sᥱ, 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 ᥡ᥆ᥙ ამvჹ ׅѕнαηє 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ꀭꍏꑄ 𝐨𝐫 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𐒐ᏋᏇᏰ𐒀Ꮢ𐒐 αηιмαℓѕ?

𝖂𝖍𝖆𝚝's ͲᎻᎬ scenario, 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖘𝖐? тнєу աɨʟʟ ʙᴇ 𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 ᵢₙ ႵႹჹ ʍօֆȶ 𝑔𝓇𝓊𝑒𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒅 թօssíճlҽ...

— V...? ( @ur-farming-weirdo 💚 )

What... Kind of question is that??? That's terrible to even think about!

I couldn't stand seeing innocent little animals be harmed... But I could never forgive myself if anything were to happen to my family. We really only have each other left at this point, you know.

I may get frustrated with my nephews behavior at times, and our family has gone through plenty of ups and downs... But he and Jas mean the world to me. I'd do anything and everything for those two. I don't know what I'd do if I lost them.

I'd rather it be myself that gets hurt before anything would get to my family or my animals... But for the sake of the scenario, I'd choose to save Shane and Jas above anything else.

.... I think I'd like to go check in on them now, actually.

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Hi Marnie! I see the townspeople are exchanging some candy and such for spirit's eve. I'm no good at that though! Instead, I crafted you a little device that can make a hologram farm dog. To keep your animals calm while you're at the festivities! ...Sadly I've made it with some of my less valuable materials and to put it shortly, I think it'll only last a few days. Perfect for spirit's eve though!

This is such a wonderful gift! Hopefully the animals enjoy it while I'm gone. Thank you!

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*Best ghostface impression*

Whats your favorite scary movie?

'It Howls in the Rain' is a good one! Everyone in Caroline's aerobics group went to see it together recently to celebrate the season. There's just something so interesting about found footage films!

One of the more.... "secretive" members of our group got quite a scare from it! I think he had fun too, though

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A ghost comes in the ranch, stopping right in front of you. Although her form was frightening, she appeared to be harmless. The ghost smiles at you, offering you a freshly baked pumpkin pie.

— V ( @ur-farming-weirdo 💚 )

Oh!!

Well, you seem harmless enough! And pumpkin pie too! How'd you know that was a favorite of mine? I'll dig into it later for sure

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marnie happy spirit's eve ily queen

Oh aren't you a sweetheart! A happy Spirit's Eve to you too, have fun and be safe out there!

Take whatever treats you'd like too! We made plenty for the holiday