Serious Case of Resting Bitch Face

An ask/RP blog for Wilson P. Higgsburry and Willow from Don't Starve. Both muns are minors. If you wish to make an inquiry, we highly suggest that you do so. Despite being stuck here together, it can get quite lonely.

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Welcome back!

(( Thank you !

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oh, wow! new style! wilson looks cute!

(( Thank you !! I’d like to think I’ve improved a teeny bit over the past year haha <3

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(( hey !! im reminiscing and just wondering if any of y’all are still out there, I know it’s been over a year but I miss you guys and I think about you sometimes. It would be nice to talk again !

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((yo

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Send me "§" if you'd ever consider shipping our muses

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Reblog if your blog is safe for the LGBTQIA community.

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For LGBTQIA+ community.

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Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

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Send "👌" if your muse thinks mine is attractive, along as to why, for my muses reaction.

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♚ Rules & About ♚

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I dare you to flirt with my muse.

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anonymously send me something your muse is secretly thinking about mine, and my muse will guess who it is!

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(The-Tainted-Spectre) Cackling came from afar, greeted with smoke rolling from a distant form. "Now now, what brought you here?"

Wilson scrunched up his nose. Smoke was never a good smell in the middle of the forest. It could have meant any number of things, but something told Wilson that whoever he might have thought was the source, the figure accompanying the ominous cloud had far darker intentions. He squinted sheepishly at the person, trying to pick out any details that might help him identify them, whomever they were. Slowly, he drew the axe that he’d been carrying up to his shoulder, ready to defend himself if it became necessary. He took in a breath and answered, “Lack of firewood. Who’s asking?”

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