Married to Science

(RP blog for Caroline for Portal 2. Asks and greetings take place in the 60's, but I can do any time from 1951-1992. To RP with her after '92, check my GLaDOS blog at Deadlyneurotoxin.tumblr.com)

[ladylilithian-blog]

[[ that doesn’t get much attention ;;-;; ]]

[marriedtoscience-blog]

(Casually promotes for anyone who needs a Caroline while I'm on hiatus)

[deadlyneurotoxin]

Alright, I’m officially done here.

As some of you may have noticed, it’s been harder and harder lately for me to get inspiration for GLaDOS. It seems like all the good storylines have already been done and there’s not many more places for me to take her. My Portal related interests have been slipping on my personal as well.

As much as I love the characters, it’s getting to a point where I’ve already seen most of the art/fic, I’ve already heard and discussed every fan theory, etc. On this account and in the fandom in general it seems like most of what I can do is just regurgitating old stuff and not doing anything fun, new, or exciting.

I’ve been wanting to hold onto this fandom despite that because I’ve made so many friends here and it’s really been a big part of my life, but the past week or so has made it difficult and tonight was the final straw. A lot of people that I would consider my best friends in the fandom have been behaving in really questionable ways, and even among the ones who haven’t there’s still been a lot of small arguments that just show that no one in this fandom can get along anymore. When I first joined this fandom, it was one of the friendliest most welcoming fandoms I had ever seen. Now there’s drama every five minutes. 

The only reason I’m even considering hanging on is because I’m well known in this fandom and I don’t know if my social anxiety is going to let me make any friends anywhere else. Staying here at this point would just be settling for less than what I want out of fear. So I think it’s best for me to move on with my life instead of churning out half assed, uninspired, replies that are just going to be a disappointment to myself and all of you. 

If it wasn’t clear, this applies to Marriedtoscience as well.

I may not be gone forever, but I will be gone for awhile. If anyone needs me in the meantime, my personal is Machiavellianbach and I’m currently RPing as an OC over at Contessacandy.

-Deadly

[deadlyneurotoxin]

(I made a Wreck it Ralph OC. Go give her love!

http://contessacandy.tumblr.com/ )

[marriedtoscience-blog]

@Kingofsweets

Though the brunette wasn't quite sure where she was, she knew that it certainly wasn't Aperture. While her usual environment seemed colorful to her, with green and yellow decor fitting for the 70's, it was nothing compared to the land where she now found herself. She was surrounded by scenery that couldn't really exist, including candy cane colored trees, fluffy cotton candy clouds, and plants that appeared to be some sort of chocolate; everything seemed to have a shimmering sugary coat. Her first instinct was to assume that it was all an elaborate set up, but she knew that anything could be possible in alternate universes. That's what made them so dangerous. And she could already tell that, despite how innocent everything appeared, the fact that she so clearly didn't belong there wasn't going to win her any favors. Regardless, she wasn't going to be able to find her way home without speaking to someone in charge. Spotting a castle up in the distance, she decided to head towards it. Whoever ruled over the strange land would probably be found there. 

[9gag]

The baristas were wondering why I was so amused.

[mafagafogirlsweirdmind]

I’ll pick a friend of mine

And we’ll cosplay as Cave/Caroline

and then we walk in this cafe and starts to look around

If someone say to us “Are you guys enjoining?” and my Cave cosplayer friend say “DAMNIT FUCK NO” and walks away I’ll laugh my asshole out.

[ask-dark-cjohnson]

Hey Caroline, have we nailed down how to make coffee that doesn’t cause people to cough up their esophagus yet? I don’t want these jackasses beating us on this one, too… 

[marriedtoscience-blog]

Not yet, sir. But when we do, I'm sure our coffee will be a thousand times better than whatever those hacks are selling.

[iraffiruse]

[fuckyeahbodypositivity]

body positivity for the men/masculine via my egotastic boyfriend

[marriedtoscience-blog]

(Basically Cave.)

[marriedtoscience-blog]

cavewomanjohnson started following you

[cavewomanjohnson-blog]

“Ha! Thought so. Backbone of this company, just like my own girl.” Her eyes sparkled as she took in the flush of Caroline’s cheeks. It was just plain fun to bring out a reaction in the other woman—and Cate meant every word she spoke. Aperture never would have become what it was without Cate, but it wouldn’t have been nearly as successful without Caroline, too. “So what kind of experiments have you got going here? Corrosive candy floss? Exploding yoghurt? Mutants?”

[marriedtoscience-blog]

Though she managed to control her blushing by that point, the smile on her face persisted. She was obviously more than ready to brag about her Aperture's achievements to this woman, wanting to impress her. Though she already knew that, if Cate was anything like her real boss, she wouldn't be too hard to impress."Well...I don't think we've tried the first two, but there should be some mutants down in one of the labs...Would you like a tour, ma'am?"

[assistant-greg]

Hello, I'm Greg.

Let me know if there’s anything I can help you with, just please don’t let him know you found me. Frankly, I need a break for awhile…   

[marriedtoscience-blog]

Using the internet during company time...I should probably note that in your file.

[fakescience]

Click here to try our new interactive story. See if you can get a smooch from a scientific legend!

(The topic was chosen by fans on our Facebook page.)

[blasphemy-heresy]

Just watched this video, where at the end he explains the theory that Chell is actually the daughter of Cave and Caroline. I know it’s only a theory, but it makes perfect sense to me.

[shapeform]

.

This theory actually doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. Cave Johnson and Caroline aren’t even the same race as Chell, assuming she is anything like her face model, who is of Brazilian and Japanese descent and definitely not the same race as Caroline and Cave Johnson. Also, there was really no concrete evidence that there was any sort of relationship between Cave and Caroline (I’m so so sorry Fuchsia), and I hate it when people call her “Caroline Johnson”. Just gets on my nerves XD. Not as much as Michelle Johnson though.

Also I was wondering if the timelines also didn’t match up. If GLaDOS was activated on bring your daughter to work day, and Cave was dead by then, who brought her to work? Unless of course she was adopted earlier, which I guess would make sense, but then you have the fact that Cave Johnson died in the late 80s (according to the half life wiki, which is a bunch of crap that makes no sense). Which I think means that Chell would be a teenager on BYDTWD, which doesn’t make any sense based on her handwriting and language skill ans choice of science project. It just doesn’t make sense. None of it.

[fuchsiamae]

Nah bro, I can accept that my ship isn’t canon. Especially in that I totally agree with you — I’m pretty sure everybody knows by now how much the “Chell as Caveline’s kid” theory makes me itch. This post is probably the best debunking of it that I’ve seen.

I’ve actually never heard the “Chell as a robot” one. Don’t really buy it, since GLaDOS calls the bots’ testing worthless because they aren’t human, but it could be fun to play with in fic or something. 

[marriedtoscience-blog]

(Didn't actually watch the video, reblogging for the commentary.)

[marriedtoscience-blog]

M!As: Send Me Some

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

[marriedtoscience-blog]

dark-cave-johnson replied to your post: Except I am slowly, but surely, getting you hot 

Alright buddy, you better just leave now before I push you into a universe inhabited entirely by scorpion and wasps! I won’t even /try/ to make it look like an accident!

Thank you, sir.

[marriedtoscience-blog]

Except I am slowly, but surely, getting you hot and bothered. And you know it. You just want me to leave so you can masturbate in peace.

No, you're not.

[marriedtoscience-blog]

insanityprone said: “Honestly, I could do sooo much better, luv. Come visit my lair sometime. Seriously. It’d be great. Really great.”

"...I think I'm going to be a bit busy hiring security guards who actually do their jobs."

[foreveraadreamer]

[marriedtoscience-blog]

Now that sounds kinky. Maybe you should be the one dominating me. I'll eat your pussy out, like a zombie, munching on a brain. I'd love a foot job from you, except you'll have to do it while wearing your high-heels.

Just get out of here! You are gaining nothing by being a pest!

[marriedtoscience-blog]

You can't get rid of me. My love for you is like a great, big penis. It grows every day when I think about you. Let me smack that ass and kiss those thighs.

Look, you have until the count of three to get out before I throw you into the mantis men enclosure and make it look like an accident.