Jodio.. x male reader… college au… d d dryhumpinggggggggggggg 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 COUGGHHH and a lot of making out… wheeeeeeze and friends with benefits um yah you can also add other stuff in there too if you want lowkey
Study break-
College au!Jodio x Male! Reader
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Tags: Dry humping, friends with benefits, weird dynamic,
You sat at your dorms desk, trying to cram as much as you could before your exam the next day. Midterms were fucking hell, but really what could you do?
You had turned down Jolynes invite for a random frat party Joseph seemed to be hosting. Everyone was out partying and here you were alone in your dorm room. As you were about to die from boredom, your phone lights up, a small buzz coming from it.
You don’t pick up your phone but instead just look over it. Jodio had texted you- the two of you were close friends, I mean- you hung out with him and Dragona basically for the past year at University.
But over that time your relationship got what you would consider worse, and what Jodio would consider better.
The two of you were hooking up.
You had the fattest crush on Jodio, so when he started flirting you were excited about it. But soon, you realized he didn’t want anything serious and didn’t have the capacity for it. So you both just stayed friends with benefits.
You pick up your phone, your thumb hovering over the screen, re reading the message over and over again. Your brain numb from all of the studying you had been doing.
Another vibration followed:
Jodio: I really wanna see you today
Jodio: Jolyne told me you didn’t go to Joseph’s party, you should come over.
You had an exam in the morning, you really couldn’t. You came to school to study and get good grades, not get into a weird situationship with a gorgeous guy.
You: I have a test
You: sorry dude
As you sent the last text your heart raced, it always did when you texted Jodio, mainly because you knew exactly where this conversation was going to lead.
A minute had passed, the bubble to show he was typing only made your stomach churn more.
Jodio: I know you are, but I just want you here.
You should’ve put your foot down and said no, but you couldn’t say no to him, and you had the sneaking suspicion that he knew exactly that. You knew that you were gonna walk to his dorm no matter what.
You put on your jacket, sprayed cologne onto your neck, chest, and torso, grabbed your keys and walked out.
By the time you reached his door, you hesitated to knock. Your palms were damp, your heart was pounding repeatedly in your chest. You lift your hand up to his door, mentally preparing yourself before you actually knock.
You always did this when you came over, something in you was always so paranoid that somebody might catch that the two of you were hooking up and bring it up to him, then he would end it. Of course it’d be hard for people to figure that out since you came over all the time with Dragona or just with food, but the paranoia stayed in your brain.
You took a deep breath and knocked, something about him made you so nervous, maybe it was his slightly tanned skin, or his full lips or eyes that always seemed to be scanning something.
The door clicked open, and you stepped inside, already bracing yourself. "Hey," you started, keeping your voice casual as you leaned against the doorframe. "I really can’t stay long, and I don't think we can-you know, hook up today. I've got that early lecture, and I'm really tired”.
Jodio, who had been laying on the edge of his bed with a textbook he clearly hadn't been reading, looked up at you. His expression remained unreadable, though a hint of a smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Yeah, sure, whatever," he replied, his tone dismissive as he patted the space on the bed beside him. "Just sit down."
You moved to sit, determined to keep your distance, but the moment you settled on the mattress, Jodio shifted. His hand landed firmly on your thigh, his thumb tracing slow, deliberate circles against the soft fabric of your sweatpants. You froze, your resolve beginning to fray as his touch sent a jolt of electricity straight to your core.
Before you could even start an idea of a protest, he pulled you closer, and when he leaned in to kiss you, the world outside that dorm room seemed to vanish.
You melted into the kiss immediately
His kiss was hungry and demanding. As soon as he put his lips on yours all of your complaints melted away along with your demeanor. With a quick motion, Jodio positioned you right on his lap, where you could feel how hard he was under the thin fabric of the shorts he was wearing.
There was no hint of “just hanging out” anymore, you began to grind yourself into him as your tongue stayed in his mouth, Jodio gasping at the sudden friction from your motions.
Jodio moves from your mouth down to your jaw and your neck, grinding his hips upwards. Neither of you tried to reach for anything else, it was so desperate and both of you just wanted some type of satisfaction that all you could do is stay there and grind against eachother. His cock perfectly grinding against yours.
You pushed against him, “ah- yeah..” you mutter as the feeling tightened in your core. Jodios movements had become more desperate, more undone. This was the first time you had seen this side of him. Jodio sat there, grinding his hips up in a frantic matter, desperate to get off to your member humping against his deliciously.
your movements becoming more desperate as the tension reached a breaking point, “hah- yeah like that” Jodio whines out. A sound you had never heard come from his mouth until now. Everything had reached its point, and as you continued bucking your hips, Jodios back arches, he lets out a louder whine and you visibly see the sticky mess he made under his shorts.
You crawl off of him, uncomfortable with the mess the made on yourself, you and Jodio had never done this before.
You turn your head as you sit yourself down on his bed. Jodio is sitting there with his head thrown back, simply starring at the ceiling. He opens his mouth, “did you like that?” You nod, “I-uhm, still ahve to finish studying though..”
Jodio rolls his eyes and grabs his phone, “yeah whatever then. I’ll see you later dude.”
Scenario: You’re a regular customer of theirs, but then you suddenly switch to a different host?!
Tamaki Suoh 🌹
For months, you sat on the plush sofa listening to Tamaki play the piano, letting him call you his “precious princess.”
But today, you walked right past his outstretched arms and sat at the small table in the corner, sliding your tea selection directly to the Shadow King.
“Kyoya-senpai,” you smiled, leaning in. “I was hoping we could discuss the book list for the upcoming cultural festival? Your taste is always so refined.”
Kyoya’s glasses caught the light as he smirked, his pen hovering over his clipboard. “An excellent choice. I have just the recommendations for you.”
Behind you, the world practically shattered, Tamaki dropped to his knees, a spotlight of pure despair shining down on him as he grew a literal patch of mushrooms in the corner of the room.
“My own princess…seduced by the dark, calculating clutches of my best friend! Kyoya, you fiend! What black magic did you use to steal her away from my loving gaze?!”
Kyoya didn’t even look up “She simply prefers intelligent conversation, Tamaki. Now keep it down, you’re disrupting my customer.”
Kyoya Ootori 📑
For a long time, you were Kyoya’s ideal guest, you appreciated his quiet efficiency and the premium high-grade tea he always reserved for you.
So, when you bypassed his table to join Hikaru and Kaoru on their couch, his pen paused.
“Hey there, stranger,” Hikaru grinned, leaning close to your left ear.
“We thought you’d never realize how boring it is over there,” Kaoru whispered against your right.
You laughed, a genuine, loud laugh that Kyoya rarely heard from you. “You guys promised to show me that magic trick, remember? Besides, a little chaos is fun”
Kyoya watched from across the room. His expression remained a perfectly calm mask, but his grip on his pen tightened, he opened his ledger, flipped to your specific page, and began aggressively calculating exactly what psychological shift caused a 51% drop in your daily engagement with him.
The twins caught his icy glare and just smirked, sandwiching you between them. They knew they’d pay for this later, but right now? Winning you over was worth it.
Hiitachin Twins 💕
Being the twins’ regular meant surviving a gauntlet of “Which one is Hikaru?” games, psychological mind-boggling, and loud, chaotic energy.
You adored them, but you were running on three hours of sleep and your head was pounding.
So when you sat down next to the towering, silent third-year, the twins immediately materialized on either side of you, pouting in perfect unison.
“Hey! What gives?” Hikaru whined. “Are we not entertaining anymore?”
“Did we push it too far with the fake argument last week?” Kaoru asked, looking genuinely slighted. “Why Mori-senpai?”
Mori didn’t say a word. He simply shifted his massive frame, subtly blocking the twins’ view of you and creating a literal human shield of peace. He poured you a cup of warm barley tea and pushed a small plate of delicate sweets toward you.
“Rest,” Mori said, his deep voice incredibly grounding.
The twins blinked, looking at Mori’s intimidating stature, then at your exhausted face.
Recognizing defeat against the club’s silent protector, they sighed. “Fine,” Hikaru grumbled. “But you’re coming back to us next week!”
Takashi Morinozuka 💭
Mori was a man of few words, but he noticed everything. You had been his regular for a long time, content to just sit in his protective, silent aura.
But today, you were sitting at Haruhi’s table, completely engrossed in a conversation about local supermarket sales and ordinary, everyday hobbies.
Mori stood by the window, his arms crossed, watching you laugh as Haruhi poured your tea. For the first time in his life, Mori was spiraling.
Haruhi felt a sudden chill run down her spine. She glanced over her shoulder, sweating slightly under Mori’s unblinking gaze “Uh…Mori-senpai? Do you need something?”
Mori stared for three more seconds, then slowly shook his head. “…No.” He reached into his pocket, pulled out a small piece of candy he had saved for you, dropped it onto Haruhi’s table, and walked away.
He mentally replayed your last five interactions, trying to find where he went wrong.
He didn’t realize that you just wanted to talk about ordinary things for once, leaving the poor, towering third-year silently vowing to practice his conversational skills in the mirror later that night.
Haruhi Fujioka 🌸
Haruhi was used to her guests being fiercely loyal because she treated them like real people.
So, when you booked Honey-senpai out of the blue because you wanted to see his new collection of plushies, it caught her completely off guard.
“Yay! You’re sitting with me and Usa-chan today!” Honey cheered, bouncing in his seat and immediately offering you a giant slice of strawberry shortcake. “We have so much cake to eat!”
Haruhi, who was hosting a guest at the very next table, kept losing her train of thought. Every time you laughed at something Honey said, or wiped a bit of frosting from the upperclassman’s cheek, Haruhi’s eyes darted over, her grip on her teacup tightened just a fraction.
“Haruhi-kun? Is everything alright?” her current guest asked.
“Oh! Yes, sorry,” Haruhi said quickly, forcing a smile, but her eyes drifted back to you. She felt a weird, unfamiliar prickle in her chest.
Since when did they like cute things that much anyway? I can talk about cake…sort of.
When your session ended, Haruhi casually intercepted you near the door. “So,” she started, crossing her arms and trying to sound nonchalant, though her brows were slightly knit together. “Did you have fun with Honey-senpai? I guess my conversations are a little too ordinary compared to a mountain of sweets.”
You blinked, realizing she was genuinely pouting. It was the cutest thing you’d ever seen.
Mitsukuni Haninozuka 🍰
Honey-senpai was devastated. You had traded his stuffed animals, pink frosted cakes, and sweet compliments for Tamaki’s grand, dramatic romanticism.
You were currently blushing as Tamaki kissed the back of your hand, playing the role of the tragic prince.
Honey stood a few feet away, holding Usa-chan by the ear, his large brown eyes welling up with tears. But beneath the tears, a fierce determination sparked.
The legendary martial arts champion was not giving up his favorite person without a fight.
He puffed out his cheeks and marched right up to Tamaki’s table, putting on his most weaponized, adorable pout.
“(Y/N)-chan!” Honey whined, tugging on you. “Why are you sitting with Tama-chan? He’s old and dramatic! Look, Usa-chan misses you so much, he’s crying!” He held up the stuffed bunny, mimicking a crying voice.
“And look! I saved the biggest strawberry from the cake just for you! If you come back, I’ll let you hold Usa-chan for the whole entire session!”
Tamaki gasped, clutching his chest. “Honey-senpai! That is foul play! You cannot use the bunny weapon against the King!”
Honey ignored him, looking up at you with big, trembling eyes that were completely impossible to say no to.
lowkey dunno if y'all will like this one, but hope y'all enjoy reading!
Idk how to word this but what do you think would be each Jojo’s fave body part (thighs, chest or ass) may be an odd request so feel free to ignore anyways love ur writing
Jojos favorite body part on reader HCs- NSFW
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Hi! This one is a little short but that’s bc I have longer fics coming out 😭 still!! I hope you all enjoyyyy
Johnathan Joestar:
You eyes for sure, Johnathan loves staring into your eyes and being being able to feel your entire soul, he’s a naturally romantic person and wants to get to know your entire being.
Eyes are the window to soul and he knows that very well. Even during sex he likes starring at your face seeing every emotion going through you as he slides himself in and out of you.
Joseph Joestar:
YOUR ASS
Joseph is such an ass man is obvious to me. That man loves butt. (Wouldn’t be surprised at him wanting to try anal at least once either)
He loves seeing you walk away for sure, and if you got a fat ass and thick thighs he’s obsessed with you.
Will probably keep his hand on your ass in public, doesn’t give a fuck unless it’s a formal setting.
Jotaro Kujo:
I feel like he’s a lips type of person.
I see him being very into kissing and making out, so you’ll catch him staring at your lips every once in awhile.
Especially full lips, or if you’re the type of person to wear lipstick daily, he adores it. It’s elegant and sexy to him.
He loves imagining your lips and mouth trialing down his body and taking his length. It gets him off really quickly.
Josuke Higashikata:
Boob guy, and zero doubt in my mind about it.
Will stare super obviously at your boobs and then look away and pretend he didn’t want, but the red on his face says otherwise.
Loves squeezing them or in general just putting his hands on them. Not even sexually either- - he just likes the feeling of them.
During sex he sucks on them, squeezing one, sucking the other while you ride him like there’s no tomorrow, he loves it and it makes him cum so quickly.
Giorno Giovanna:
Giorno I feel really likes a persons hips.
His stand is all about breathing life into things, so I think he appreciates good hips on a woman because it reminds him of motherhood.
Wide hips are gorgeous to him in dresses, or in those low rise sweats or jeans you wear around the house.
Giorno loves watching how your hips sway. It’s erotic to him.
Jolyne Cujoh
Another boob person!!
She loves her boobs too, so like if you’re a tit-haver she def knows what feels good.
Will stare with no shame in private, and is more conservative with it in public lmao. Mainly bc she doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable.
She’s the type to ask for soapy titty pics and just plays with them casually.
Johnny Joestar
I think Johnny is a thigh man.
Idk something about a lil thigh gets him going for sure.
Like your skirt hiking too high, or you wearing shorts casually when you usually don’t. Jockeys usually have strong legs so I feel like this might have something to do with how he can appreciate a good pair of legs.
When he’s going down on you, trust he will kiss them, lick them, suck on them, just before getting to his main course.
Josuke (Gappy) Higashikata:
I think he just likes you,
He doesn’t really have certain body parts he appreciates more
In his mind he just is like “well I like all of you”
So don’t ask him if he’s tits or ass. If anything he might have a preference towards your eyes as well.
Literally looks at you like the sun shines out your ass.
Jodio Joestar
Jodio methinks is a boob man.
He likes what he likes and he likes BOOBS! BREAST! Yeah you get it
Enjoys seeing you in your bathing suit, or in a tight or low cut top.
He likes seeing you show skin, as long as it isn’t too much because he doesn’t like people staring at what’s his.
Another D1 boob sucker, probably enjoys stimulating your nipples and seeing the reaction on your face to how he teases your body.
Can you do Jodio SFW alphabet? I love the way you write him, thanks for feeding us 🥹🫰
Jodio SFW Alphabet
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Pretty affectionate! He enjoys holding your hand whenever you're in public together. Another way he shows affection is by buying you things —buying you drinks or snacks is his way of showing you that he cares. When he gets his money up, his gifts get more extravagant, like perfume or shoes that you really wanted.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Pretty similar to how he is in a relationship, just without all of the physical stuff and gift-giving. He would only give gifts at events or purely to Dragona or his mom.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Okay hear me out yeah-- he won't be on top of you in public. But in private hes actually pretty sweet and is always touching you in some way. He likes laying on your chest, or thighs and just scrolling through reels.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
I don't think he sees himself settling down, especially because his ultimate goal is to become filthy rich, and getting married might ruin that. But I do think Jodio is good at cooking; he probably really enjoys helping his mama out in the kitchen, but with cleaning I feel like hes 50/50, like his room is definetly messy, but he enjoys like his other spaces being pretty clean, like trust his bathroom is squeaky clean.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Very bluntly, if he doesn't want to be with you anymore he'll tell you, and be very honest about it. It's kinda refreshing compared to the other guys you've dated.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
I think he enjoys stability, and that's partially what influences his need to be rich. bc rich = no worries, in his mind at least. But I don't think he sees himself getting married, at least not right now.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
With you specifically he's pretty gentle. more physically rather than emotionally.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Yes hes a hugger, especially with his mom. His hugs with you were kinda stiff and awkward at first but then developed into being more soft and clingy later on.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
probably like 6 months in, mainly because I feel like he just doesn't say it unless he really likes someone.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Very, and he doesn't like saying it's jealousy. He makes it very clear he doesn't want you hanging out with people he doesn't know. He will act like everything is fine, but then, in private, he tells you how annoyed he was.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
His kisses are really needy, but I feel like he def gets play so he's a very good kisser. Jodio likes kissing you on your cheeks and forehead.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Honestly thinks kids are annoying LMAO
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
either he gets up at the ass crack of dawn or sleeps until like 5pm
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Probably watching a show or a movie. Maybe playing on whatever gaming console he has.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
He definitely takes a while to open up about personal things. Unless you two were close beforehand.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Kinda a short fuse if it's something he deems stupid. But for things he really likes, he can almost have infinite patience. People tire him out.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Jodio stores every little detail away, he's naturally very analytical so he remembers everything about you.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
I don't think he'll every tell you but its def your first date.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?
Extremely protective of you, especially if you're not a stand user. He will use himself as a wall against you just to keep you from being hurt.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
eh, to be honest, I feel like he doesn't put too much effort on dates, but makes up for it on gifts and everyday tasks.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Likes arguing just to get a reaction out of you, will ignore you if you piss him off really bad, small-time manipulation, possessiveness that can be a little much sometimes.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
He's aware of it, so he takes good care of himself. Jodio is very aware that his looks give him attention, and he uses that to his advantage during deals.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
I feel like Jodio likes to think he doesn't need anyone, but at the same time he's so used to your presence he needs you around him. Or so he says.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Is super into 90s rap and hip-hop. Loves it. The music, the style, everything. He enjoys the "hustle culture"
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
I think he would be annoyed if his partner was overly clingy, like if you can't give him a day to himself, it's a huge deal breaker. He also doesn't like super loud people; it's annoying if he's not used to you.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Deep sleeper, once he's down nothing can wake him up lmao, also probably a really big napper. Hes kinda like a cat. Likes putting his leg and arm around you, its comfy.
i heard ur requests are open for jjba! so could i request some general hcs w/ josuke4 x f!reader who has abilities like denji from chainsaw man besides his regeneration powers (its definitely okay if you dont watch it cuz i think the concept of his powers are pretty easy to understand 💔) who just moved to morioh, from enemies to friends to lovers! reader is also pretty oblivious, reckless, badass and is good at fighting too (reader can also see and touch stands) thank you and have a nice day! sorry that this is so long 💔💔💔
Josuke 4 x Fem! Reader Who Has Chainsaw Man abilities
You moved to Morioh during the middle of your high school career, which was already annoying to a 16 year old you.
Your first week, you had somehow managed to get into two different stand battles, and from there learned that there were quite a few people who had some type of supernatural ability.
Josuke finds you after the fight, and immediately recognizes you from his home room class. He asked you a bunch of questions about your stand and how you were able to pull a literal chainsaw out of your arm.
"you really should've stayed out of it!"
"Yeah, well.. You were losing."
That little statement annoyed him so bad. I mean he wasn't technically losing, he was just at a disadvantage because Okuyasu had messed up.
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After the fight and your snarky comment, Josuke began to notice you a lot more. How you would hang out with a bunch of girls, and how whenever they would giggle at him, you would roll your eyes.
It was a mutual irritation.
He thinks you're reckless for getting in the middle of a random fight, and you just think Josuke is overly dramatic.
Eventually, you become pretty close with Koichi, Okuyasu, and Rohan. So you were getting dragged into more stand battles no matter what.
You attack first and think later, which Josuke finds really annoying, mainly because he used to think like that when he first started using his stand defensively.
Koichi was scared of you at first but then realized you're really sweet. You and Okuyasu have great sibling energy and he tries to sway Josuke in you favor.
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The way you two became friends is random.
Okuyasu constantly pushing you and Josuke together to become friends finally worked.
Okuyasu invites you EVERYWHERE-- which honestly really annoyed Josuke. Until he saw how easily you made everyone he cared about laugh and smile.
You were a genuine friend to the people he loved and he could tell you cared about them as much as he did. So he let his guard down, and when you realized he did-- you did too.
recklessness drives him insane. You will throw yourself into something with zero hesitation. His heart can't handle it.
He's fascinated by the chainsaw stuff in a way he tries to play it chill and fails. He's asked you to show him things more times than he'd admit.
He did your hair like his once-- you found it hysterical because of how goofy you looked. He took offense to it, but softened up a lot when you said that it looks a lot better on him.
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Josuke starts liking you and is increadibly obvious.
You on the other hand are super oblivious to it.
Koichi and Yukako take you out to get coffee and to question you about Josuke.
"so uhh.. how do you feel about Josuke?"
"i mean--hes my friend sooo probably good."
They both look at each other confused.
Yukako is more forward and just straight up tells you Josuke is into you. You spit out your drink and stare at the couple in front of you with wide eyes.
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Not long after that, you become Josuke's official girlfriend-- much to the girls in your grade's dismay.
He's so proud of you its kind of annoying. You do a good test, he's bragging about it. You did something badass during a fight, Jotaro has to hear about it for the next three days.
He knows you can handle your own but it doesn't stop him from being extremely worried after a fight.
He always ends up scolding you while healing you.
Pretty big on PDA, will hold your hand or give you a kiss in front of everyone. Unless you're not big on PDA, then he'll just hold ur hand.
Josuke constantly tells you you're the best thing ever, and brags about how his girlfriend is a human chainsaw to other stand users.
"Yeah? Wait till my girlfriend gets here. Then you're in for a real treat."