a/n: im overly freaked out right now, i think its time i dip my toes into this ^^;; don't be shy to request nsfw guys... hint hint hint
tags: nsfw under the cut, various jojo characters, reader is gender neutral, both male and female genitalia mentioned (?) , some characters aged up (duh!)
MINORS DNI 🔞
Knows what they're doing / An Expert
Caesar, Lisa Lisa, Polnareff, Hol Horse, N'doul, OLD Joseph, Yuya, Bruno, Prosciutto, Jotaro, Weather Report, Miuccia, Mountain Tim, Jobin, Acca Howler, Ermes, Abbacchio, Suzi Q, Formaggio
Sloppy with it
Gyro, Paco, Joseph, Kars, DIO, Kakyoin, Steely Dan, Hol Horse, Mikitaka, Mista, Risotto, Melone, Diavolo, Anasui, Jolyne, Narancia, Gappy, F.F, Hato, Funny Valentine, Oyecomova, Yuya, Acca Howler, Magent, Mista
Extremely calculated
Rohan, Diego, Santana, DIO, Kars, Avdol, Tonio, Kira, Giorno, Fugo, Toru, Rai, Sandman, Dragona, Hot Pants, D'arby Brothers, Vanilla Ice, Kakyoin, Yukako, Pucci, Mamezuku, Kei, Key West
how the joestars act when they realise they have a crush on you ⋆˙
✮⋆˙ jonathan
Jonathan’s crush is painfully obvious. somehow he manages to become more of a gentleman than he already is — holding doors open for you, offering you his jacket when you’re cold, walking you home no matter how late it might be — he has to make sure you’re safe, after all! he’ll make sure to go out of his way to prove his feelings for you are true while still remaining polite. you’ll notice his feelings quickly, though, by the way his eyes soften when you smile at him, or how his ears go red when your soft hand brushes his. he really is a lovefool, especially for you.
✮⋆˙ joseph
it’s honestly a little hard to tell if joseph likes you that way with how he pretends it’s all a joke — flirting loudly, teasing you shamelessly and playing stupid pranks on you — but the moment you flirt back it becomes obvious how he feels. he’ll stumble over his words and suddenly become all clumsy, a far cry from his usual confident self. he just loves making you laugh and will do whatever he can to hear that sweet sound, but you don’t miss the way he scowls when anyone else gets too close or finds a way to make you chuckle the way he should.
✮⋆˙ jotaro
when jotaro has a crush, it’s subtle enough that one might not pick up on it right away — but anyone that knows him well enough will find that it’s obvious. he’s never too far — lingering in your space and standing closer to you than anyone else. he never complains when you rant, choosing to listen and maybe even give you advice, and he’ll wordlessly look to help you with anything like it’s nothing. honestly, he himself doesn’t realise it at first, but when he does come to terms with the fact that he likes you, he’ll get frustrated with himself — with the way his look always lingers a little too long, and how he gravitates towards you without thinking.
✮⋆˙ josuke
when josuke realises he likes you, he starts to find excuses to be near you at all times — walking to school and home together, movie nights at his place, inviting you to hang out with him and his friends. and they all notice how he smiles more when you’re around, how he laughs much easier and how he so desperately has to hide his blush when you get too close or compliment him. he just loves hanging out with you, and he doesn’t shy away from letting you know that, doing what he can to make you feel included and comfortable around him.
✮⋆˙ giorno
if giorno has a crush on you, he’s calm about it on the surface, but the way he acts towards you — the subtle and natural gestures — leave everyone assuming you’re a couple when you really aren’t. he studies you carefully when you aren’t looking, memorises your habits, your likes and dislikes, the way you fix your hair all without being asked to. he shows you his affections in the same quiet way: offering you things before you realise you need them, finding small (but respectful) ways to touch you, and making little flowers bloom around you just to watch your face light up. he may not be the loudest when it comes to expressing it, but his crush is deep and unwavering.
✮⋆˙ jolyne
jolyne is probably the most open of her feelings for you, alongside joseph — always finding ways to flirt with you so unapologetically — touching you so casually, teasing you and showing you that playful side of her personality that sometimes makes it hard to tell if she’s serious. she’ll always show you that she is, though, because she likes you knowing that she’s interested in you — especially when you flirt back with her. friendly or not, she adores having your attention on her, and she makes that very clear with how often she wants to see you and how frequently she calls you.
he's truly a gentleman at heart, so his kisses are always so gentle and reverent. he likes to place kisses all over you, especially your lips. those kisses are mostly shared behind closed doors, though. it's not that he's embarassed, he's simply not into that kind of PDA. in public he'll gladly kiss the back of your hand or your cheeks, but your lips are for him only as he likes to take his time with them. kisses in general are a very easy way for him to express his love, although physical touch is not one of his main love languages. he'll always sneak in a little kiss whenever he has to fight, no matter what. he says it's what gives him strength.
☆ joseph
his playful and flirty personality shines most between all the kisses you guys share. he honestly seems to not be able to leave you alone. as cute as that sounds, he might have a serious problem with smothering you with kisses. they're always so intense and full of passion, you'd think he hadn't seen you in years. he's not ashamed to do it in public either. young joseph would have no problem with having a full make out session with you in the middle of the street, however that trait seems to change throughout the years. that's not to say that older joseph would ever refrain from giving you a little smooch with other people around, he just gained some more self control and decorum with age. he’s also the type to literally take your breath away if you ever got seriously injured during battle, his lips quite literally mashing into one with yours.
☆ jotaro
you'd think jotaro would barely like kissing, but that isn't necessarely true. although he's not as clingy as his grandpa, jotaro thinks of kissing you as one of his very few solaces. because of that, PDA is kind of a big no for him. just like jonathan, it's not a matter of embarassment, he thinks of physical affection as a moment of vulnerability that he'd rather not show anyone else. therefore, no matter if gentle or passionate, his kisses always feel so meaningful, full of intent. since he's not very good with words, he tries to compensate with small kisses when you least expect it. be it a kiss on the cheek as you're cooking dinner, a kiss on your forehead when you're working from home or a kiss to your temple when you seem more tired than usual.
☆ josuke
when you guys first started dating, things were quite awkward whenever any sort of physical touch other than holding hands was involved. when he first kissed you he made sure you were also a 100% on board with it before just going for it. things have evolved from that now, he's gotten a lot more used to kissing you. his kisses are both sweet and playful. he loves to be rewared with your kisses any time he does something cool, he's always trying to impress you for that reason. he also enjoys teasing okuyasu a little too much by being overly clingy when you're all together, his lips constantly on your face. he doesn't mind being scolded for that either, as he claims your scowl only makes you look more kissable. he's clearly his dad's son and there's nothing we can do about it.
☆ giorno
his kisses are so smooth that it doesn't matter how long you've been together, you're sure to be left bashful after. his kisses really do feel like silent poetry. he secretly can’t get enough of them, if it were up to him, he’d keep you by his side and pepper kisses all over you all day long. however, that’s not possible, so he sucks it up and enjoys the few small moments with you that his work grants him. one thing he especially loves doing is kissing his way up to your lips, starting from your hands. he sometimes wonders if it’s your lips or the shy expression you’re left with that he loves more. albeit hungry for kisses, he also knows how to maintain his composure. he wouldn’t kiss you when he’s with other people, he doesn’t like to bring the attention to something that is only meant for the two of you. however, he might indulge in a couple of kisses if it’s to show you off to someone he’s not particularly fond off. moral of the story, his mischievousness seeps deep into his kisses.
☆ jolyne
her kisses can both be bold and sweet, it depends on the mood. her main love language is physical touch, so kissing comes as natural as breathing for her. because of this, she’ll have no problem with giving your lips a smooch or two with everyone else around. if you get shy, she’ll giggle and place some more kisses to your cheek. you’re just too adorable, can you really blame her? she thinks of kissing as one way to set the mood right, which is exactly what makes good morning and goodnight kisses indispensable for her, and don’t you dare forget them or she’ll be genuinely upset. that’s also the reason why the first thing she does when you’re crying is kissing your tears away before comforting you. besides your lips, your cheeks are her favourite part of you to kiss. she literally melts at the simple thought of her soft lips smashed against the squish of your cheeks!
☆ johnny
his kisses are just as reserved as him. he has his own experience and that is not to say he doesn’t know how to be passionate, it just takes him a little while to get used to being vulnerable with you. it doesn’t matter if you’re in public or in the privacy of your home, his shyness is pretty palpable. of course, it’s only a matter of time until he gets used to this sort of intimacy again. the more time passes, the more comfortable he becomes, the more reverent his love as a whole starts to feel. kisses in public would still be pretty much out of question by that point, unless it’s just an innocent peck on the lips, but when you’re alone all you can feel is love coming from him. he still sometimes gets shy, so he’ll be left flustered and scowling if you catch him by surprise with a kiss.
☆ gappy
his kisses are confused, innocent, and sometimes awkward. poor guy, we can’t really blame him for being so clueless at times. during the first stages of your relationship, you’ll need to be quite patient as you teach him how certain things are meant to be done. he’s not that fast of a learner, so the first kissing sessions are a little messy. he doesn’t even know what to do with his hands. practice makes perfect though! it doesn’t take that long for him to catch the hang of it, and immediately after that, he’s become a sucker for your kisses. no matter where, when, or who you guys are with, he’ll be begging for kisses. his lips just crave yours, is something he’ll say. his favourite place to kiss are your lips, if that wasn’t obvious enough. it’s just something about the fact that he’s the only one who gets to kiss them that makes him quite eager to steal yet another kiss from you.
⌗a/n : hmm this was a little lazy since i wasn’t actually planning on writing this, but i hope the audience likes it nonetheless 🫰🏻 i didn’t write jodio because im only on chapter 1, so... jolyne’s part is a little too self indulgent, sorry about dat. as always let me know if you notice mistakes or anything of that sort! luv ya 💕
Okay, so here’s a request scenario the JoJos have a crush on reader, but one day while reader is sitting between the JoJo and their Jobro, they end up falling asleep on the Jobro’s shoulder.
College au! Jojo Headcanons- Reader falling asleep on a Jobros shoulder
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tags: Established relationships with Johnathan, Joseph, Jolyne, and Johnny, standard cursing, college au! Head canons
REQUESTS ARE OPEN!
Johnathan & Speedwagon
When Johnathan sees you nodding off and how your head slowly starts leaning on Speedwagons, he doesnt say anything.
On the outside, he's smiling lightly, but inside he's a little annoyed and is thinking about moving you so your head is on his shoulder instead.
He's a perfect gentleman, and because of that, he does his best to not make it weird (it's already weird).
Bro is just sitting there awkwardly turning his eyes away while his hands are in lap clutched together so hard they're turning white.
Robert is FREAKING out, mainly because he knows how much Johnathan likes you.
They make eye contact, Johnathan's eyebrow twitching a bit in slight annoyance. Speedwagon mouthing quietly to Johnathan, "I didn't do anything."
" I know you didn't," Johnathan says back very pleasantly but with a stern hardness underneath his tone. Of course, he doesn't blame Robert, but he is a Joestar and was always taught to be proud of who he is and what he has. And when it comes to a person he cares for deeply and romantically he tends to get a slight bit possessive ( mainly becauase he thinks gentlemen shouldn't be getting jealous.)
When you wake up and see Johnathan's face, you obviously see something wrong with him. But he assures you it's nothing and he's perfectly fine!
Speedwagon feels so guilty that he spends the next month being uncharacteristically rude to you just to balance the cosmic scales. It backfires. You're just really confused about the whole situation.
Joseph & Ceaser
The two of you were watching a movie. Originally, it was just supposed to be a date night with just you and Joseph, but one of Caesar's dates found out about another girl Ceaser was messing with so both of his plans were cancelled.
As soon as the movie started Ceaser started nodding off his elbow on the armrest and his cheek leaning on his palm.
You did not know Ceaser was a little cuddler when he was alseep because some how his arm ended up snaked around your waist, Joseph of course notices immediately and starts bouncing his leg in irration.
You end up falling asleep as well, mostly due to the warmth of being in between two big ass men.
Joseph has no shame, and when he's sure you're asleep, he gently removes Caesar's arm and leans you onto him.
Safe to say after that he's pretty content, but he does argue with ceaser about it later.
Jotaro & Kakyoin
Your friend group was going on a road trip to the beach, Polnareff and Avdol in the front seats, leaving you smushed in between Jotaro and Kakyoin.
You had knocked out pretty early into the trip, about 30 minutes in, and started leaning your head onto Kakyoin's shoulder for some comfort.
You would've leaned on Jotaro's, but at that time, you and he weren't too close.
He says "tch" and then nothing else for forty minutes.
Kakyoin is genuinely, sincerely unbothered-- which somehow makes it worse. He just adjusts slightly so you're more comfortable, pulls out a book, and continues existing peacefully.
Jotaro keeps glancing over. His hat covered his eyes. Glances continue.
At one point Kakyoin looks up from his book, notices Jotaro staring, and raises an eyebrow. Jotaro looks away so fast he pulls something in his neck.
He will not apologize. He will not explain. He will simply be in a bad mood for the rest of the day and deny any connection to the shoulder incident when asked.
Kakyoin brings it up exactly once, gently, later. Jotaro's response is "don't." Kakyoin lets it go. He is smiling, though.
Josuke & Okuyasu
Poor Okuyasu doesn't even notice he's doing something wrong ( because well-- technically he isn't!)
He's just sitting there, you fall asleep on him, and he goes "oh" and then very carefully stops moving so he doesn't wake you up.
Genuinely the sweetest response. He's like a large dog who has been trusted with something small and fragile.
Josuke notices.
"You're so lucky, man, I'd kill for her to lie on me like that."
"To be honest, it kinda hurts," Okuyasu replies.
Josuke, at this point, just stares at his best friend and then tries to nonchalantly tell him to lean your head on his shoulder instead.
Okuyasu complies, and Josuke stays smiling at your resting face.
Everyone is happy at the end of this.
Giorno & Bruno
When you start falling alseep and laying your head on Brunos shoulder, all Bruno can muster out is a soft, "oh."
Giorno glances for a second then looks away, then towards his legs. Seeing everything but pretending not to notice like always.
You snuggle into Bruno's arm a little more, after all, it was pretty cold today. Giorno remains the same-- perfect posture and his usual neutral expression.
Bruno notices the slight tensing of Giornos muscles and deducts it down to petty jealousy. He lets out a small laugh and gently pushes your body from his to Giornos.
Not saying anything, instead just crossing his legs and looking the other way.
While Giorno is trying to adjust himself so you're more comfortable.
Bruno is a real one, basically.
Jolyne & Hermes
Hermes doesnt even look up from her phone, she just adjust her shoulder and lets you rest.
Jolyne is so obviously irked.
Not subtle about it either.
Hermes looks up from her phone, notices how annoyed Jolyne looks and says, " oh dont even start jojo."
Jolyne scrunches her nose, "I'm not starting anything, you bitch." Hermes is like wide eyed open mouthed, "Why the fuck are you calling me a bitch?"
Jolyne lets out a grunt and turns her head, Hermes lets out a huge sigh and realizes what Jolynes attitude is about.
"oooh-- have her then, makes no difference to me" Hermes says right before shoving you off of her and onto Jolyne.
You surprisingly don't wake up from being literally shoved, and you end up on Jolyne's shoulder with her arm around you. Still annoyed, but just a little less.
Johnny & Gyro
These two are so evil and annoying together, its like dumb and dumber.
Johnny is like a D1 evil, jealous boyfriend, even if you guys aren't dating.
As soon as you start nodding off, Gyro's lips curl up in a smirk. Johnny's eye twitches.
" Can you not," is all Johnny says.
"not what," Gyro knows exactly what hes doing.
The whole time Johnny is fidgeting, like biting his nails and bouncing his leg aggressively.
Of course Gyro notices, but he thinks its funny to mess with Johnny a little bit.
Johnny stays starring at Gyro.
and you best believe that when you wake up, you notice how tense Johnny is and how he keeps pulling Gyro away to tell him something.
Hes defintely just talking shit to Gyo and is being a little petty asshole over it.
Josuke (Gappy) & Yasuho
Yasuho is mid-sentence when it happens. Just. Trails off. Looks down at you on her shoulder. Looks back up.
She really doesnt mind and just continues talking Josuke's ear off.
To be honest, I feel like Josuke really wouldn't care, mainly because he trusts Yasuho so much and he just doesn't understand basic jealousy.
Hes probably not even thinking about how youre cuddled up on his best friend, and instead is more focused on his midterm or what hes gonna have for lunch.
Hes a simple being.
Overall not much to say because i feel like he'd be genuinely cool with it. but if it were Joshu on the other handddd, oh he'd be so badly annoyed purely because Joshu is fucking annoying.
Jodio & Paco
Paco lowkey doesn't give a fuck when you fall asleep on him. He just lets you and continues sitting in silence for the rest of the car ride.
He is very careful to not move or disturb you too much.
Jodio is already not the most expressive person ever, but even then, he still has the faintest hint of anger; he's probably one of those people who get like red in the face when they're really annoyed or pissed.
Jodio super bluntly tells paco to switch with him and paco shrugs and lets Jodio lay you down on his shoulder-- no reason to fight over something he doesn't really care about.
After this, Jodio spends the rest of the afternoon in a better mood, and a lot kinder to people around him-- ofc Dragona notices and questions why.
It will not be discussed. It will totally affect how he acts around you for the next two weeks. Paco knows. Paco doesn't say anything. That's just how it goes.
👽 anon returning because I got hit by an idea before bed! Jojos and Jofoes love triangle! Aside from their part's plots they'd also be fighting to win reader's heart! (No I am not greedy, I just like attention lol)
This is less a rivalry and more a moral battle for your affection.
Jonathan approaches you with warmth and sincerity. He brings flowers, offers his arm when walking, and treats you like someone precious. Dio?
Dio is the complete opposite.
He leans against doorways watching Jonathan court you like it's a show meant to amuse him. “Tell me,” Dio says one evening, voice smooth as velvet. “Do you truly prefer a man who worships you… or one who could give you the world?”
Jonathan’s jaw tightens immediately. “You should leave them alone, Dio.” Dio smirks, his eyes never leaving Jonathan “Oh? Are you afraid they might choose me?”
Jonathan isn’t afraid. But the way your eyes flick between them makes him nervous. Because Dio doesn’t just flirt.
He hunts.
Jonathan wants your love.
Dio wants your devotion.
Kars vs Joseph:
Joseph’s method of romance is simple:
Chaos.
He flirts constantly, tells dumb jokes, and tries to impress you with ridiculous Hamon tricks.
“Watch this!” he says proudly, lighting a spoon on fire.
You clap politely.
Kars watches from across the room like a disapproving god.
“You court them like a clown,” Kars finally says.
Joseph gasps.
“A clown?? This is charm!”
Kars approaches you instead, calm and elegant.
He kneels slightly, taking your hand with unsettling grace.
“If you wish to see the world, I could show you civilizations older than humanity.”
Joseph sputters.
“HEY THAT'S CHEATING— YOU'RE LIKE 10,000 YEARS OLD!”
Kars doesn’t even acknowledge him.
Because unlike Joseph’s loud affection, Kars’ attention feels dangerously intense.
Joseph makes you laugh.
Kars makes your heart race.
Josuke vs Kira:
Josuke’s crush is obvious.
He gets flustered, buys you snacks, and punches anyone who makes you uncomfortable.
“Anyone bothering you?” he asks immediately.
Kira watches this like a man studying insects.
His attraction to you is quieter.
Controlled.
He admires your hands when you gesture while talking.
The shape of your fingers.
The way you hold things.
One day he calmly tells you:
“You have beautiful hands.”
Josuke nearly explodes.
“WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THEIR HANDS LIKE THAT?!”
Kira simply adjusts his tie.
“I appreciate aesthetics.”
Josuke drags you away immediately.
“Don't listen to that guy!”
But unfortunately for him…
Kira’s calm composure has its own strange charm.
Giorno vs Diavolo
This rivalry is dangerous.
Giorno treats you with quiet devotion.
His attention is gentle, protective, sincere.
“You deserve peace,” he tells you.
Then there’s Diavolo.
You rarely see him.
But when you do…
His gaze is intense enough to make the air feel heavy.
“You interest me,” he says one night.
Giorno steps between you immediately.
“You should leave.”
Diavolo smiles faintly.
“I merely wished to see what captivated my successor.”
Giorno’s voice becomes ice.
“You will not involve them in this.”
Diavolo only chuckles.
Because if there’s one thing he enjoys…
It’s watching Giorno lose composure.
Jolyne vs Pucci
Jolyne flirts like a gremlin.
She steals your hoodie.
Sits too close.
Smirks whenever you blush.
“Relax,” she says. “I'm just being friendly.”
Pucci watches from the background with unnerving calm.
Unlike the others, Pucci sees your relationship as destiny.
“You and I were meant to meet,” he tells you quietly.
Jolyne nearly throws something at him.
“STOP SAYING WEIRD CULT STUFF TO THEM.”
Pucci only smiles slightly.
Because he genuinely believes it.
Jolyne wants to date you.
Pucci believes the universe itself arranged your meeting.
Johnny vs Valentine
Johnny is awkward with feelings.
He stares.
Gets jealous easily.
And absolutely refuses to admit he likes you.
Valentine?
Valentine is extremely confident.
“My dear,” he says smoothly, kissing your hand.
“You deserve someone capable of protecting your future.”
Johnny rolls his eyes.
“Yeah because dating the president isn't suspicious at all.”
Valentine smiles politely.
Johnny mutters to Gyro later:
“I swear he's flirting like he's campaigning.”
Gappy vs Tooru
Gappy approaches romance with pure confusion.
He studies relationships like a science experiment.
“Is this… flirting?” he asks while holding your hand.
You shrug.
“Maybe.”
Tooru appears whenever things seem peaceful.
He leans against walls like he’s always been there.
☆Synopsis: How I think the Joestars would sleep with reader (literally)
☆pt. 1-6
Jonathan Joestar:
☆Very very light sleeper but extremely confused when he first wakes up
☆Loves big spooning you, he finds having you in his arms comforting
☆He practically radiates heat because of the hamon. Which can be a blessing or curse.
☆He also secretly loves being the little spoon sometimes.
☆Loves taking a bath with you before bedtime. He sees it as a very relaxing down-time before bed.
☆He wears these pj's:
☆If you two aren't spooning, he gives you so much space.
☆He goes into the fetal position if he's not big spooning.
☆Overall, a 12/10. He's a sweetheart.
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Joseph Joestar:
☆Love him so much, but he's a bit of an asshole when sleeping.
☆He either sleeps like half of the day or sleeps 2 hours. And he still has an absurd amount of energy.
☆Snores so loudly, it's comical.
☆He sleeps naked and says he 'likes the freedom of movement it gives him'.
☆He is also a heat radiator, like his grandfather.
☆Talks in his sleep
☆Likes babbling about nonsense when he knows you are, very much half-asleep.
☆Sleeps like a rock and barely moves. If he didn't snore, you'd think he was dead.
☆Takes up so much space on the bed, and it's not like you can push him aside or wake him up to ask him to move.
☆Fell of the bed a few too many times.
☆Greedy with blankets. You have a separate blanket for yourself. Oh... wait, he took that one too..
☆An overall 4/10, he's bad, but he could be worse (and I'm biased. Otherwise, he'd be a 3).
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Jotaro Kujo:
☆He is not a happy camper if he's woken up too early.
☆He has a very precise sleeping schedule.
☆If he doesn't get enough sleep he ends up looking like a wet owl:
☆He's unusually cold, and he naturally gravitates towards a heat source in his sleep (which would be you, good luck).
☆His need for waking up at the right time, every time manifests in Star Platinum. So, Star Platinum would act as an alarm clock.
☆Sometimes, Star Platinum wakes him up wayyyyy too early, and Jotaro doesn't realize until he checks the time.
☆He is a very light sleeper and very aware when he wakes up. Like you could get up and go to the bathroom, and once you got back, Jotaro would be looking at you with a very unhappy face.
☆Showers every night before bed.
☆He doesn't move much when he's asleep.
☆He'll let you cuddle him, but if it disturbs his sleep, he's pushing you away.
☆A 6/10, I love him so much, but I gotta deduct points for how unhappy he is if he's not woken up on time.
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Josuke Higashikata:
☆Drooler
☆Always sleeps and wakes up late.
☆He's very clingy when he's sleeping.
☆By morning 9 times out of 10, he's on top of you.
☆He constantly changes position at night.
☆He may as well be a contortionist, with positions he hits at night:
☆Heavy sleeper, will still wake up when you go somewhere at night but falls asleep right after.
☆Mumbles in his sleep
☆He's the opposite of his father. He pushes all the blankets to you and then ends up freezing right after.
☆Is not coherent when he's first woken up. Nor does he understand anything.
☆Overly interested in any sleep care you do and ends up joining in the entire routine.
☆Looks so good when he's woken up and got proper rest.
☆He always rolls onto your side of a bed.
☆He steals your pillows
☆He wakes up when you ask him to move to complain about how much space you 'allegedly' have.
☆Pushes his butt out while he's asleep.
☆an overall 2/10
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Giorno Giovanna:
☆One of the best in this list. Just a bit scary sometimes
☆He, like Jotaro, has a very strict sleeping schedule.
☆He can handle having very little sleep scarily well
☆He sleeps and rises like a vampire, a crossed and everything.
☆He sleeps so silently and undisturbed, sometimes you think he's dead.
☆If you wake him up, he just turns his head and opens his eyes to look at you, with no struggle.
☆Has an extensive skincare routine
☆He sleeps with satin bedsheets and pillow cases.
☆Lavishes you with even more extensive skin and haircare before bedtime.
☆Takes up exactly 50% of the bed.
☆If you go any further than 50%, he just knows. He'll turn over push whichever limb you put.
☆Looks absolutely beautiful when he first wakes
☆You have found him in the 'damsel-in-distress' position a few too many times.
☆Sleeps in silk 2 pieces (you can't convince me otherwise.
☆He plays with your hair and caresses your face if he has time to wait for you to wake up.
☆A good 8.5/10
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Jolyne Cujoh:
☆Loves wearing matching pj's with you.
☆If not, trust she's sleeping nude or in undies.
☆does minimal skincare, bath, and mosturize with Vaseline, sleep.
☆you play tug of war with her at night with the blankets and pillows.
☆Sprawls herself out
☆By morning she's tangled with you.
☆If she's especially comfy with you she is a total cuddler.
☆She snores and drools, sure not to the extent of Joseph and Josuke, but it's still significant enough.
☆She hates spooning. She doesn't like having someones breathe fanning against her neck.
☆She's a romantic at heart, so as long as it isn't spooning, she's down for cuddling.
☆If you head to the bathroom, she'll wait for you to get back and save a small space for you for when you get bag.
☆Loves giving you good morning kisses just before she heads out to take a shower (That's if she wakes up before you)
☆Always Always Always, sleeps in. Like wakes up at around 12pm.
☆Makes you stay up to watch videos with her.
☆During winter, she leeches off your body heat.
☆An overall 9.5/10
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A/N: I've been busy, so the time from my first post to this one has been a while. I ran dry on what to put for Jolyne and Giorno. I don't know if you guys could tell. But I'd also like to thank my friends for help with these hc's. They helped a bunch <33
Jolyne presses the tip of the strap into your tight hole, you whimper as she pushes in, stretching you open. It’s too much, too big, your eyes start watering instantly. “J-Jolyne… fuck, it’s so deep already!”
“Aw, baby,” she coos, voice dripping with fake sympathy while she sinks another inch. “My poor girl can’t even take the first half without tearing up?”
Tears slip down your cheeks as she bottoms out, hips flush against your ass. You’re full, so fucking full, your pussy flutters against her cock, a broken sob leaves your throat. You try to grab at her arms but she pins your wrists above your head with one hand, leaning down until her lips brush your ear.
“Shh, shh. Don’t cry so loud, dumbass.”
She starts moving, rolling her hips in deep, steady thrusts that make your whole body jolt. Every time she drives in, a fresh wave of overwhelming pleasure-pain hits you and you can’t stop the whimpers spilling out. “T-too much… Jolyne puh— ahh! it’s t’much, I can’t—”
“You can and you will,” she growls, picking up the pace. Her free hand grabs your jaw, forcing you to look at her while she fucks you. “You asked for my cock like a desperate slut and now you’re gonna take it. Look at those pretty tears. God, you’re such a mess already.”
Your sobs mix with moans as she angles her hips and hits that spot inside you over and over. Your brain is melting. All you can do is cry and shake, legs trembling around her waist.
“F-fuck… I’m gonna— please!”
“Please what?” Jolyne laughs, degrading and sweet all at once. She leans down and licks a tear off your cheek. “Gonna cum from getting your pussy wrecked? C’mon, show me how stupid you get.”
She fucks you harder, your mind blanks until your babbling and begging so hard your voice cracks. Every thrust pushes another whimper out of you until you’re not even forming words anymore.
“That’s it,” she praises. “My dumb little pussy. Can’t even think when I’m inside you, can you? Just a hole for me to use.”
You cum hard, sobbing her name, body clenching around the strap while she keeps thrusting through it, dragging it out until you’re a twitching, tear-stained wreck underneath her. Jolyne doesn’t stop, just grins down at you like she owns every pathetic sound you make.
“Good girl. Now let’s see how much more you can cry for me.”
CW : 18+ MDNI; ALL THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT VISUAL SEXUAL CONTENT.all of these are for fem!readerAll the characters are of legal age.
English is not my first language, so there may be typos.
Part1 - Part2 - Part3 - Part4 - Part5
𝓙olyne 𝓒ujoh
★ Driving around, Jolyne takes you to a fun girls' night at the motel.
★ It's recreation time. Jolyne drags you to an area back to the cell and pulls down your pants.
★ She really likes your tongue.
★ He uses his stand to tie your wrists and comes at you.
★ You and Jolyne teaming up.
𝓗ermes 𝓒ostello
★ Hermes is impossible to control; you share a saddle and she won't stop rubbing against you after the lights go out.
★ Road trips with Hermes always end like this.
★ Brushing against Hermes for the first time
★ Her implants have to be good for something, right?
★ Hermes's ass jiggles so nicely against his cock.
𝓕𝓕
★ She likes to drink the saliva from her own tongue.
★ You told her you like it when she sucks on your breasts. Well, now she wants to see your reaction while she does it.
★ She likes to hug and rub against you.
★ After you taught her how to give you oral sex, she doesn't want to take her tongue out of you.
★ She shaped her own body so she could penetrate you.
𝓙otaro 𝓚ujo
★ He calls you into the office to help distract him. Reader|Assistant
★ Armchairs are good places for different positions and he would love to suck you.
★ He's suffocating you with his enormous biceps and fucking you so well.
★ Sorry, no time to get to the mattress.
★ It's so big but tastes so good.
𝓝arciso 𝓐nasui
★ Anasui dragged you to one of the empty cells to show you who you belong to.
★ You know Anasui, he's kind of evil, so the idea of keeping you on a leash and having you all to himself is quite exciting.
★ He presses you against the mattress in his cell.
★ He loves you so much and swears he'll do anything for you, you'll take advantage of that, won't you?
★ Anasui lets you handcuff him and use him however you want.
𝓦eather 𝓡eport
★ He makes it rain on your soft skin while he grabs you from behind.
★ He may not remember much, but he still knows how to use his fingers to make you scream.
★ Using the emporium room for more obscene purposes.
★ He loves it when you put his face on it.
★ Strawberry and cream ice cream
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★ What cute breasts you have! Jolyne and Hermes adore them and make that clear.
★ Jolyne can become bossy and mean; she'll put you and FF in your place.
★ Anasui does whatever Jolyne wants, and if she wants to have fun with you, he doesn't mind sharing a little.
★ Anasui and Weather having fun with you.
★ Being Jolyne and Gwess's cellmate includes this.
★ Bath time in the women's wing of the prison!
★ It's recreation time in prison and Hermes and FF want to have some fun; nobody cares if they're in the library.
Hi, sorry for the delay in posting this part, last week was my birthday and it was kind of stressful. Sorry Pucci fans, but priests don't have sex LOL (unless you're a hot English vampire).
