Nonsensical Order!

chamomile, peppermint, slippery elm!

[potologie]

*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism

[hogoes]

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

I’m Team Valor for sure

[beeslybee]

I’m definitely Team Instinct but the team Valor one made me laugh so hard

[jewishdragon]

Amazing

[catbountry]

Maybe I should have gone for Team Valor after all.

[disappointingpopsiclejokes]

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

*inhale* BOI

[derelictjet]

[maxxie1129]

who did this?

[fuckinpickles]

[praial]

[midsummerdream]

from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[2006u]

space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17

[2006u]

[sketchshark]

Someday, son.

[brainstatic]

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

[thenathanzed]

Hey Jude - The Beatles (Trap Cover). As payback for the acoustic covers of Beyoncé’s “Formation”

[victorpopejr]

Lmfaooo and the covers of “Work” by Rihanna

[trynsave]

[vine-blog]

[alienpapacy]

gathering my astral energies and heading to work