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Rat: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Lux: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Rat: No! Four to five seconds! Lux: Too late!!!

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Rat: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Silvia: 'Prettiest Smile' Koda: 'Nicest Personality' Blake: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Lux: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Rat: You're a lying piece of shit! Arathain: Oh yeah? You're an idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Rat: I'm leaving and I'm taking Lux & Diansu with me! Moriya, gathering the cards: Aaaand that's enough monopoly for today.

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Rat: Would you rather kill Blake, or—

Lux: Yes, kill them.

Rat: I didn’t say the other thing—

Lux: I don’t need to hear it.

Blake: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

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*the Squad cleaning up*

Lux: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.

Astrony, to Rat: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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If you're still doing content SMP incorrect quotes

RAT explaining how he's going to become immune to your mom jokes: I'm going to sleep with your dad marry your dad divorce your dad and take custody of you in the divorce!

Luxintrus with a dawning realization: Wait-

Yes I've just been busy irl, I have quite a few I haven't posted. Also this is hilarious 🤣

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Lux: Would you slap Arathain- Rat: Yes. Lux: I didn't even finish! Rat: Sorry, continue. Lux: Would you slap Arathain for 10 dollars? Rat: I would do it for free. Arathain: Rude...

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Arathain: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Diansu: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move. Rat: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Rat: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks. Lux: Are. Are you speaking from experience. Rat: No! Rat: Rat: ....Maybe.

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Reddoons: Anyone d- Clown: Depressed? Minute: Drained? Leo: Dumb? Subz: Disliked? Reddoons: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Luxintrus: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK! Rat: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

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Lux: What does "Take out" mean? Arathain: Food Diansu: Dating Blake: Murder Rat: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

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Arathain: Why is Luxintrus crying on the floor? Diansu: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Arathain: And? Diansu: They got Rat.

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Lux: ARE YOU- Diansu: Fucking. Lux: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Diansu: Fucking. Lux: IDIOT! Rat: …What was that? Diansu: Arathain banned Lux from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

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Rat: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Arathain: Only if you also don't ask why. Arathain: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Rat: ... Rat, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Reddoons: Yo is Leo sleeping or dead? Clown: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. Subz: Yeah, so did I. Leo: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Diansu: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? Arathain: A character! Lux: A setting! Rat, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Reddoons: So that’s my plan. Woogie: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Reddoons: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Woogie: It fucking sucks. Reddoons: That’s not constructive criticism.