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Hey there. Welcome to my blog. I reblog cats and talk about stuff. Mallew/28/he,him/pan/taken ((crack sideblog to tragicquartet))

[marshmallew]

Well, it's Valentine's Day and I won't lie...I don't feel awful about it this year. I know that must sound awful, considering I've had quite a few wonderful people in my life for a long while now, but hear me out. Valentine's Day used to be a big deal to me when I was alive, and after...everything that happened it was one the most painful and bittersweet days of the year for me for a very, very long time. This is the first year I don't really feel that. Like, I actually feel okay about today, already dropped off me and my alternates' gifts with Dana and I just feel...GOOD about today. I dunno, it's a weird but happy feeling.

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[marshmallew]

SHIT IT'S DANA'S BIRTHDAY!!!

[marshmallew]

I'm in a bit of predicament. I may or may not have bought several large bags of candy in preparation for Halloween only to realize that I live in the middle of the woods and that most of the other spirits that live in my home do not have physical forms capable of consuming food or anything like that... Long story short I have about 5 pounds worth of candy, I don't want to have to trek down to the store and try to return it while everything's on clearence, and I don't want the cats getting into it. First come, first served, take as much as you want. I'll be in the foyer near the front door, candy bowls are on the front steps. Thank you.

[marshmallew]

I swear to god, if ONE MORE being steps in my flowerbed, be they human, animal, or whatever else, I AM GOING TO LEVEL A CITY BLOCK. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET FLOWERS TO GROW IN MY YARD FOR MONTHS: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET PLANT LIFE TO FLUORISH IN THE PRESENCE OF A CORRUPTIVE AURA LIKE MINE?! REALLY. FUCKING. HARD!!! Now, if you'd excuse me, I have petunias to replant. Stay the FUCK out of my flowerbed.

[marshmallew]

mallew please try to calm down

Ị̜̦̝̠͚̳͊̑̽̅͑ ̪͈̥̤̙̰ͪ̃̄́C̠̎̆ͧ̎̄̄Å͙̺̘͘N̉̾̐̐̆̕T̜͚̤̟͓͔̮ ̠̤̙̻͈̣͍͛ͣ͗̅ͯ̕I̷͔̅̍̋ͤ̅͆̈ ̣̣͓̼̖ͬ̆̌͋̓C̻̠̗̪̱͈͖ͥ̌Ȃ̬͎̠̜̪̮̿͛ͤ̎N̗̫͖͑͢T̠̺̝̒ ̀̇͌͂̒ͤI̲͉̙̻̟̜ͫ̾ͦ̈́̓̈̒͘ ̙̬͈͕̙̖̜C̃ͪͩͤ̓̀͏̳Á̛͙͙͍ͮ͆N̤̫̲͓̰̠͐̽T̵̩̻͈̦̩͗̂̐ͯ͌̌ ͚̓͋̑ͦ͋̉T̳ͥͧ͟H̤̖͍̼̩̹̀͆̒̇͌͒Ẽͤͭ̅ͫ͞Ÿ̸́́͂ͩ̀͌̎ ̰̮̼̭̦̯̿ͣ̍ͩ͠K̟̩̯̮͗ͅI̪͔̫͇̙̺̮̿L̴̗̳̭̱͖̹̆ͬ̎̆L͔̜̾ͦ̓ͯͬÊ͖͙̍̀̐͆̚D̖̹̟̼̃͑̈͐̏͜ ̛̳̤͍̥̈́̊̿͒͑ͭͫM͎͚̟̲̒͗̐̐E̙͇͕̟̦̒̇̇̌ͯͦ̋ͅ ̹̥ͧ̄̆̇̈́̒͠T̉̏ͧ̓̊H̠͍͊̆̎E̵̖͚̣͍̯͕͈̍̾͒̑̐ͦY̠̳̳̝̗̗ͧ̑ͮ̂̌̈́̋ ̨̜͙̱̹̘̭̖ͥ̇F̱͔̝ͪ̐U̐́̽҉͖̭͎͇̭̘C̟͋ͭ͂͐̐ͨ̐K̬̯̭͛̀I͔̖̻̯̙͔͛ͬ̚N̜͓̙̭̅̿̄̋ͫ̊́G͔̳̺̦̺ͤͧͯ̀̂́̕ ̿ͮG̫̖͓͙̻̱̓ͤ̆O̞͇̝͔̟̰̦͋̓̅͊ͬͮͥ͢Ť̶͕̮̰̏ͯ͒ͣͬ͆ ̴̗̥̼̽͌ͅA̲̙͊̃ͩ́̈́͐ͫẆ̸̟̖̘̟̮̫̣͂A̮̠̼͇̻Y͎̞̙͎̔̓ͫͭ͌ ̦̟̲͉̠͈̹́W̹̖̞̩̲̰̑̕ͅI̗͙͔̻͇T͂͛Ȟ͇̯̱͗͟ ̥͉̦̯ͪ̊̽̆͡Ị͙̬̗͚͚̈͠T̙̙̠͇̱͖̬̿̀̏ͣͫ ͓̯̉ͬ͋͐ͧI̱̖̩̟̬̦ͥͬ̅ͫ̽̓̈́ͅ ͎̰̠̺̩̤̌ͤ̎ͨ̾͂̚H̰͔̗̲͌ͣ̌̊͊͐̕Ã̟̦̟̦͓͕̀͜T͍̬͉̮̺̼̉̑̏̓͆̊Ë̫̮̱̩͓̩̮̋̈̃͐ ̜͍̘͒Ț̣ͥH̟͙ͮ͑̇ͫ̍E̙͈̫̩̐͊̆̑M̖͙̻̙͙̜̲̓ ̭̤̬̳̯̘ͤ̚Į͈̭̠́ͫ̿́̔ͩ ̷͙̘͔̪̺̩̝͒ͣͤ̽͒ͤ̇Ḣ̯̝ͮ̓̑̊̅̂Ạ͎͓̜ͯ͗̿ͬ̉̚T̝̯͈͎̄͆̈ͣE̐̐̆̅́҉̭̼̙ ͋͛ͪ͋T̷͔̼̭͊ͮͭͫ̋H͍͔͚̙͓̬̤͂EM̬̑ͭͮ͋͊̕ ͔̮̦̲̻̫͆ͬ͆ͯͮ͝ͅÌ̝ͦͨ ͈͈͍̈́́Ȟ̲̠̬̱̥͚͓̃̃́ͭͮÅ̂ͧ̔̋҉̭̺̮̥̣T̵̗̳̲͇̉̽͒̐ͪĒ̇̕

[marshmallew]

mallew? you okay there?

ḀḦ̙̞̞̤́͑Ȧ͎H̞̜̿̃Ā̪͍̺̫͕ͧ͛H̡͕̻͙̻̖̏͌͆Ã̡̄̿̆ͥḪ̳͚̜͇̦͓Aͮ̿̾ͬͫ͌H̠̆̏Ǎ͇H̲͖͈̺̩̹͒̓̀Á̝̳̱̦̦͒ͨ̂Ĥ͉̦̖̥͛̎͝Ḁ̢͆̅ͥ̽̃̈̚H̝̰͕̦ͧ̂̀̈́̃ͭ͡A̖̰̤̱͍͍͓͛̿̌ͮ̏͆̐H̲̱̳ͭ̑̒͆̓ͫ̄ͅA̤͕̹̻̤͌̎͐̊̀̚̕H̛̗̮̳̣̫ͤͬA̹̠̟͕ͣ͑̋̽H̨̿͑̿̓̃ͬͪA̰̱̞̒ͭ͂ͪ̔Ḩ̙̦̟̜̰ͅAͩ̐͑H͓̪͔ͧͣ͌À̖͚͈͍̩͐̽͒ͦ͑̏ͅH̻̫͍͔̭͈̦̿ͫͭ̎̑ͭ̒A̜̻͈̞̓ͯA̪̮̺̋H̺̙̟͍͚ͮ̿ͫͮ̐̍ͮ͝A̤̼H̄̈́̓̓̚A̛̯̱͇̭̜̫̠̓H̘̗͚̄͒́͗̀̈́́A̵͗̇̎̾̔H̱̫̬̄̆͢Ą͙͔̔̒̄͂̔H̟̮̲̻ͬ̀̓̇̅̈̚A͔̺̗̪ͩͨ͂̽H͍̩̲̺̱̲ͨĄ̪̖̖̜̹͕̰ͧH͈̥̫͈̗̘̮͗̍͂̽̿̾̑A̫̳̜̙ͭͮͭͣͫ̑͑H̨̭̝ͤ̈ͨ̅ͦͬ̓A͈̮͈Ḥ̓͆̂͝A̙̪̔ͥ̌ͮͦ̚͢Ḩ̯͎͙̻ͣͣ̍̽͋́ͦÀ̈́̉̽ͫ̾H̵ͪ̂ͧ͌ͯ̚A̩̭̤̯̹̫͔ͬͦ̆Ĥ̏̀͑ͩ̓̏͏̞̺͈̫̖A͘H͔̥͔̰̥͚̎ͭ͛ͤAͣͭH͎̼͑́ͭͧ͆A̸͙ͅ

[marshmallew]

I͎̱̙ͦͤ̇͒͞T̪͍̭͇̀̎ ̷̹̥͕͉̺̗͇H̭̥̰̪̮̔̈́̄͗͑ͨ̚Ü̫̹̰ͪ̎̎̌̈͜R̡͎͎̐T̍̅̂̓ͪ̈̎҉̤S̙͔̝̲͔̠̥

[marshmallew]

it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts 

[marshmallew]

it hurts, and its NEVER going to stop hurting, EVER

[marshmallew]

i stay strong, so strong, all the time, i fight my FUCKING instincts, like im some sort of animal being TRAINED, it disgusts me, sometimes...

[marshmallew]

...I dont feel right. I knew I shouldn’t have put this off. 

[marshmallew]

what breed is pookie? A munchkin?

Yep! She’s a Calico munchkin.

[marshmallew]

It has been brought to my attention that I have never actually talked about my cats here, really.

I have 4 cats: Snuffles, Mr. Fluffles, Alejandro, and Pookie.

Snuffles was my first. He's a white Angora, and has a chewed-up nose, which he usually presses up against/makes this loud sniffing noise when he's trying to catch a scent. He always likes pets and I have yet to see him NOT fall asleep on a warm lap when one is available.

Mr. Fluffles is a Persian tabby, and a bit of a grump. He almost never wants pets, and when he does, he'll come to you, not the other way around. He also tears apart most toys he's given. And tries to hog the food.

Alejandro is a mystery: I can't quite tell his breed, and he seems a little wild. He gets into everything, is super jumpy and energetic, and has no qualms about using his claws when play-fighting, then sharpening said claws on your pant leg if you let him. All that said, though, he gets real snuggly when he's tired. He likes flopping across people's legs.

Pookie is...just...listen: if you could take goodness as a concept and turn it into a cat, it's Pookie. She's friendly, playful, snuggly, will follow you around on her short little legs and makes the tiniest little mewls. She's perfect. I adore her.

So yea, thos're my cats. They make me happy.

[marshmallew]

Been a while since I updated, but I have a new cat now!

Her name is Pookie, she's a calico munchkin and she is an absolute sweetheart.

Thank you to Micool for giving me her, she brings so much joy to my life, you have no idea.

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me: I’m not clingy

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