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[marshmallowsamwitch]

Having an internally-driven desire to express myself through performative gender norms while simultaneously wanting to dismantle the patriarchy by defying those same gender norms is slowly killing me Girl Help

[marshmallowsamwitch]

The ADHD-academic divide is exactly the same as the sorcerer-wizard divide. Can you imagine going through 8 years of alchemical study, laying out a broad foundation of knowledge in the first half, developing a well-formed niche in the second half, and then using this huge wealth of knowledge to write a dissertation on a niche topic about enzymes or whatever, all for some fuckass with ADHD to pick up your tome and talk about it on his orbcast like he knows what he's talking about? Like, this guy doesn't even have a degree in the field; he has a guild membership in tinkering. He clearly doesn't have the foundational knowledge to understand the basic friggin principles of the enzyme you study. He used the word "dissolve" like it's an acid. Like, sure, technically it's acidic, but that's not what's happening! Despite all of that, he can correctly *guess* its uses and areas of future study. And why is this guy even interested in your work anyway? Well, it turns out his thing is mushrooms and there's one specific species of mushroom that produces this one specific enzyme. If it has something to do with mushrooms, this guy knows everything about it. Effortlessly. It's like he's not even trying BECAUSE HE ISN'T. But general alchemy that has nothing to do with mushrooms? Yeah, no, he's not touching it. He didn't study anything around this one thing. He doesn't have the foundation to participate in this niche, yet somehow he can and he does. He didn't earn this knowledge, but he has it anyway. It's so infuriating. Fuck. This. Guy.

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Sure, maybe he was traumatized at a young age to the point of developing maladaptive daydreaming, but her D&D campaign later will be fire

[deadeyedfae]

Transition Goals: it's a template! Go nuts and post your own edits, I wanna see your bizarre transition goals!

[ash-the-tiefling]

@virtualgirladvance

[virtualgirladvance]

hey! my cable management would he better than that!!

[resetium]

are you sure

[virtualgirladvance]

... fine but theyd at least be the same colour

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Remembering that time my mom assigned me female at the DMV. She filled out the paperwork for my driver's license and accidentally checked the "female" box and I got a whole-ass driver's license with "female" on it and nobody caught it UNTIL MY LITTLE BROTHER SAW IT AND BLABBED ABOUT IT so now I have to change it back in my 30s.

[elhopper1sm]

Unpopular opinion but the reason being a teenager sucks is less to do with hormones and social cliques and more to do with the fact adults fucking hate teenagers. The fact that adults expect teenagers to be able to take on adult responsibilities yet don't deserve rights of an adult. They don't see teenagers as human beings and they aren't prepared to see kids with their own formed identities and humanity. Teenagers are so sexualized and seen as needing to take on more and more adult responsibilities. Yet when they want rights and humanity they are denied. The years your brain spends wanting nothing more than to form an identity are being taken away from you. Teenagers are essentially being kicked out of social spaces unless they have an extra 40 dollars lying around anytime they want to go out. Teenagers being kicked out of the mall just for existing or groomed into the school to prison pipeline. And now creating legislation to keep them off the Internet. Our society hates teenagers. And does everything we can to hurt them. The fact that anyone makes it out of their teenage years without trauma is a fucking miracle frankly.

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Ye feckless fools have donned the forbidden raiment: shoes. Come now! The hour of walkies is upon us. Let us make haste!

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[marshmallowsamwitch]

How do I renew my subscription to Legbetiquia Premium?

[cant-afford-lobotomy-deactivate]

[achingmarshking]

@xkcd-for-that have you done this one yet?

[xkcd-for-that]

It's like someone briefly joined the team running the universe, introduced their idea for a cool mechanic, then left, and now everyone is stuck pretending that this wildly unbalanced dynamic makes sense.

[marshmallowsamwitch]

So you're telling me this guy is

Going after big business by slashing demand for their products

Reducing the collective bargaining power of the capital class by lowering the value of their assets

Reducing emissions and bolstering local economies by increasing demand for domestic production

Fighting against human rights abuses oversees by reducing demand for goods made in sweatshops

Actively and knowingly devaluing the stock market

Never thought I'd see the day we got a degrowth President. Stay woke.

[teaboot]

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

[starlight-starwings]

If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this.

[teaboot]

And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[postpoeticparadox]

holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl

[roach-works]

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Hia

Hii holy shit when did this happen?

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[transfem-users]

Gonna go cry now

Gods thats beautiful

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Hell yeah, going sleep mode! Time for some snoozemaxxing

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Did Gen Z only just now discover yaoi? Why are they calling it BL? But they know about yuri, right? Or are they calling it GL? Oh, God. Am I old now?

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Kids these days with their BL and their GL and their sped-up edits. What ever happened to the good, old days of yaoi and yuri and nightcore?

[marshmallowsamwitch]

Girl help, Gen Z thinks it's problematic for women to read yaoi