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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@gay-mormon-wizard
FAQ
I’m LDS and considering that I may be queer. What do I do?
How do you reconcile being a gay mormon?
Isn't the Book of Mormon racist?
What is a mormon leftist?
Are you genuinely mormon?
How are you mormon but also a witch and tarot reader?
You wrote a valgrace fanfiction where Jason goes blind? (tagged #do i really have to chart the constellations in his eyes?)
What other valgrace have you written?
the next few chapters of my soldez fic are more delicate bc we are leading up to the first kiss now, so they will all require more time to write than previous chapters have required. thank you for your patience soldez nation
i've compiled some of the funny phrases i like to use into a list of robot friendly additions to your vocabulary for the mechanically inclined
the circuits are saying - i have a gut feeling the circuits are singing - i have a good feeling the sensors are pinging - i just noticed something
that RAM is reserved - i have too much on my plate right now / i have some responsibilities to work on the servos are stalling - i'm feeling very tired
i'm short a circuit - i don't quite understand my batteries are dry - hungry let's grab some fuel rods - let's get something to eat
frank literally got stabbed through the chest with a sword multiple times in son of neptune and still survived because he's cool as fuck and op as hell but no one wants to talk about that
and yet it's crickets from the fandom. you guys don't know a fucking baller when you see one
chapter 28 of my soldez fic is OUT NOW!!!
@steamypockets @ziggykatzexual @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @itsyaboi-eli
you still have not replied to my comments💔💔
I WENT TO SLEEP
another one of your pathetic excuses, mortal
okay then why does it always take you a couple hours to comment on a new chapter 🤨
has anyone noticed that having a job really gets in the way of posting on tumblr
Local Yaoi Circle Discusses Solangelo, Reaches Consensus: "It's peak"
the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this
how it feels to be a multishipper
the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi
can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it
you had to be there
Happy Mamma Mia day !
these are my own tags but i wrote a short little fic about it while in institute:
Grace can't quite wrap his head around it. "Wait, so . . . Jesus? Like, Jesus from the Bible? He visited you guys?"
Rocky's leg taps thoughtfully. "What Bible, question?"
"Um. It's a book of Jesus's teachings, I think."
"Oh understand. Erid has book of Jesus teachings, too. Very long book. Much to learn."
Grace, raised agnostic and grown atheist, really does not know how to come to terms with the fact that the Eridians know who Jesus is. He hasn’t moved since Rocky mentioned it, not even to fidget. That means that Jesus is real? Apparently? Christianity is right—or, well, the Mormons are right?
"So Erid already knew about humans," Grace states, crossing his arms. That, at least, is something he can address right now. He can work on the whole restructure of his belief system later. "Because Jesus was—is?—human."
"Is not," Rocky says with a vehement shake of his body. "Jesus is like Eridian. Jesus is Rock."
"No."
"Yes. Jesus say so Himself."
"Pretty sure he didn't say that."
Rocky makes a trilling sound that Grace has come to recognize as a huff. "Grace not read Jesus book so he not know. Rocky read Jesus book every day. Rocky baptized. Rocky 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅘𝅥𝅮 (endowed). Not Grace."
Grace rubs his eyes with his palms, knocking his glasses entirely off his face. "Well then, how did they crucify him?" he asks, not even trying to hide his frustration.
“No understand word.”
"Crucifixion? They make a cross, like this?" He makes a cross sign with his fingers. "Nailed Jesus up there? How would they nail him if he was a rock?"
Rocky doesn't even hesitate. "Strong nails. Not cross. Asterisk."
Grace just barely doesn't burst out laughing at that image. It makes sense, he supposes. An Eridian Jesus would have to be crucified on an asterisk.
"Look, Rock, I'm no expert on Jesus," Grace says, raising his hands in surrender. "But maybe we have two different ones? Because I'm pretty sure he was human on earth, and the whole thing he did was die for our sins."
"Yes. Die for our sins."
"I mean, like, earth's sins."
"No, die for all sins. Earth and Erid."
"Did he die on Erid, too?"
"No. Jesus died somewhere else. Rocky now know was earth. Came to Erid after."
It doesn't make sense. It would be like - like saying Jesus went to the Americas after he died in Jerusalem, or wherever it was.
Then again, none of this makes any sense.
"Okay," Grace relents, before Mary can intervene on what sounds to her like a conflict. "Okay. So, Eridians are Mormons?"
"Yes, 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅯𝅝," Rocky says, a word that sounds like a four-part harmony lingering on a high note. "Mormon. ocky will teach Grace! Like science!"
He might as well learn about Erid's religious culture before they arrive. It's definitely something he ought to be at least passingly familiar with. "Sure, buddy. Teach me."
Rocky hops excitedly. "Yes, yes, yes! Rocky set apart as missionary in case of aliens. Preach My Gospel in my room!"
Grace laughs. "A missionary? Like, one of the guys with name tags?"
Rocky hums. "Yes, I need name tag. Grace make Rocky name tag."
"You don't need that."
"Human missionaries wear name tag. Rocky need name tag."
"Rock."
"Cannot be consecrated missionary without name tag."
Grace sighs. "Fine, but it's gonna be made of paper. Happy?"
"Happy happy happy! Like Plan of Happiness!"
Grace doesn’t ask what that means. He’s sure Rocky will explain everything in-depth, whether he wants to know or not.
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