yes i'm actually mormon, stop asking

they/them | leftist | 25 | swiftie | blue_scrub_jay on ao3 | patron saint of VALGRACE

[gay-mormon-wizard]

FAQ

I’m LDS and considering that I may be queer. What do I do?

How do you reconcile being a gay mormon?

Isn't the Book of Mormon racist?

What is a mormon leftist?

Are you genuinely mormon?

How are you mormon but also a witch and tarot reader?

You wrote a valgrace fanfiction where Jason goes blind? (tagged #do i really have to chart the constellations in his eyes?)

What other valgrace have you written?

[skelacute]

Close enough welcome back young justice!!

Lost Trio doodle because I haven't drawn them all together yet

[gay-mormon-wizard]

people with sexual experience: can you give head after eating hot foods like salsa, or will the lingering spiciness in your mouth burn your partner's bits? i tried to look it up and found nothing helpful

[gay-mormon-wizard]

Where's Jason? Chapter 25 of my soldez fic is OUT NOW!!!!

@steamypockets @ziggykatzexual @itsyaboi-eli @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

[gay-mormon-wizard]

the reviews are IN!!! @ziggykatzexual says: "i wasn’t able to make one sex joke through my tears" "the only person who isn’t lovable right now is gaymormonwizard for this chapter"

[ziggykatzexual]

hi so i’m about to show up at your house with a rifle💖

[gay-mormon-wizard]

omg i'd love a rifle what a thoughtful gift 💖

[ziggykatzexual]

also sending octavian to terrorize you💖

[gay-mormon-wizard]

now THAT'S crossing a line 💔

[ziggykatzexual]

terminus:

[gay-mormon-wizard]

helppp im giggling

[gay-mormon-wizard]

Where's Jason? Chapter 25 of my soldez fic is OUT NOW!!!!

@steamypockets @ziggykatzexual @itsyaboi-eli @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated

[gay-mormon-wizard]

the reviews are IN!!! @ziggykatzexual says: "i wasn’t able to make one sex joke through my tears" "the only person who isn’t lovable right now is gaymormonwizard for this chapter"

[ziggykatzexual]

hi so i’m about to show up at your house with a rifle💖

[gay-mormon-wizard]

omg i'd love a rifle what a thoughtful gift 💖

[ziggykatzexual]

also sending octavian to terrorize you💖

[gay-mormon-wizard]

now THAT'S crossing a line 💔

[gay-mormon-wizard]

kinda wanna write plotless soldez smut instead of the next chapter ngl

[gay-mormon-wizard]

how much plot can you include before it becomes "Porn With Plot"

[gay-mormon-wizard]

at 1000 words of plot it's definitely left "porn without plot/plot what plot" territory, right? atp it's "porn with plot"

[gay-mormon-wizard]

which major pjo+hoo+toa character smokes the most weed

percy

annabeth

leo

piper

hazel

reyna

nico

will

thalia

jason

frank

other (who?)

Remaining time: 18 hours 6 minutes

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[theyna-truther]

theyna-truther posting? during a hiatus? while still ignoring all her multichapter wips and incomplete oneshots? It’s more likely than you think:

You can borrow my makeup if I can mess it up | Drew Tanaka/Thalia Grace | 2.3k words (snippet below the cut)

Thalia poked her head out of Cabin 8’s silver-trimmed window. Sleek black sunglasses adorned her face and a gray hoodie was pulled low over her head.  She noticed a hazy fog over the grass on the central green, which looked more like a shade of dark blue in the twilight.  Carefully looking both ways to make sure the coast was clear, she darted out of the door and made a beeline for the pink-and-white gingerbread style Cabin 10. 

She hated what she was about to do.  Walking into the Aphrodite cabin gave her the heebie jeebies, because the people in there reminded her too much of the kind of girls that would glare at her on the street back in LA. The girls that always made her feel like she was less than them; a freak, a weirdo.  It was a sore spot she didn’t like to get into much (and maybe she could blame much of it on her strained relationship with her mother), but she always struggled to connect with other girls and feminine things. She unfortunately also noticed that other women tended to ostracize her deliberately, which didn’t help. 

Thalia knocked twice— quietly, so that the whole cabin wouldn’t wake up— and pushed her sunglasses up her nose once more.  She definitely didn’t want to risk those slipping off.  

It was just her luck that Drew Tanaka was the one to open the door.  Drew was one of the campers that gave Thalia the most anxiety (not that she would ever let it show or admit it) because her behavior was constantly oscillating between “mean girl” and “girl you definitely would want to meet in a bar bathroom if you were drunk and had lost your friends.”  Thalia never knew what to expect from her, but she was really hoping Drew was in one of her more generous moods this morning.  

On top of all that, Drew looked flawless: she had no makeup on, but her skin was glowy, her lips were perfectly plump and not at all chapped, and she didn’t even have a hint of morning breath.  If it weren’t for the fact that her hair was in rollers, Thalia would never have known that she had just woken up. 

“Lieutenant Grace?” Drew rubbed the sleep out of her eyes with a small yawn. “It’s not even daylight yet, what’s up? And why are you wearing sunglasses?” 

Thalia had actually made this impromptu visit to the Barbie Dream House at the ass-crack of dawn for an entirely embarrassing reason.  She was almost too humiliated to say why.  She hated that she cared so much about something so trivial, so superficial and frivolous, but at the same time it was so important to her that she felt she couldn’t go a day without it. 

“Do you, ahem,” Thalia coughed into her hand, mumbling her words. “Could I borrow some eyeliner?” 

[abbielauren2024]

Reblog if you’re grateful for your commenters <3

[gay-mormon-wizard]

kinda wanna write plotless soldez smut instead of the next chapter ngl

[gay-mormon-wizard]

how much plot can you include before it becomes "Porn With Plot"

[mage-chocolate]

Reminder that it’s canon that Katniss and Peeta were staring at each other before they even knew each other. Just remember that means that in between each scene in the books and for the rest o his life Haymitch is most likely witnessing this

[gay-mormon-wizard]

if you see percy jackson on the ground with annabeth chase holding a knife to his throat, do NOT help him. hes right where he wants to be

[steamypockets]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

exaaaaaaactlyyyy

[sunset-telepath]

I headcanon Jason and Annabeth as having similar interests which makes Annabeth hating Jason from TLH to start of MoA so much funnier bc you just know that Annabeth's hanging a sign-up sheet in the Big House to attend some niche talk at NYU or to go to some art gallery and for once someone's actually signed-up other than her and she's so excited. just for it to turn out to be Jason

[gay-mormon-wizard]

if you see percy jackson on the ground with annabeth chase holding a knife to his throat, do NOT help him. hes right where he wants to be

[gay-mormon-wizard]

concept: ecologist Will Solace who restores ecosystems by giving invasive plants diseases and jumpstarting the growth of native plants