spring wild from the wings

emma, she/they, 26, ky, scientist & shower beer enthusiast

[ring2002]

i wear my heart on my blog

[loveridden1999]

[calebsane]

everybody forgive themselves right now

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[ofishal-fish-posts]

*opens indeed*

"evil scientist jobs"

"evil scientist jobs near me"

"mad scientist jobs"

"evil lab job openings"

"reanimating creatures"

"evil scientist jobs entry level"

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[heinousier-bitch]

Strong contender for most depressing thing Charlie Brown has ever said

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[fording-the-styx]

[galetops]

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

[segamascott]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[2mo3cm-man]

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject