Texas Blood Money

My Name is Mario. I like comics, records, and video games.

[cloudbusting85]

♡ roses are red ♡ ♡ violets are blue ♡ ♡ lmaooooooo ♡ ♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

[transfemininomenon]

when i was a young boy *tips fedora* m'father

[marssroxx]

Isolated and alone

I’m slipping

And I don’t want to get up

Just let me lay

I won’t bother you again

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I replied with “with you existing, I’m already there” and I s2fg she made this exact face

[socialexecution]

IM LAUGHING

[andreluizcirilo-deactivated2019]

[literallysame]

I’m bored

[kalichnikov]

hooked on a feeling karaoke but you only do the ooga chaka parts and you get rated on how Ham you go when you’re chanting it

[cowboypsyop]

mfw

[iilluussoorr]

The Office (U.S.)

[vuhii]

meme genre i like: real life images with video game UIs edited over them

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

have you got any examples?

[vuhii]

[madfishmonger]

I dug through my random images folder to find this. 

[biggum]

[adhdalistair]

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

[lesbiantiana]

someone: *hates Pearl* 

 me: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT

[ajansingx-deactivated20231211]

spongebob fandom wild af

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[inkrton]

pics-that-make-you-go-oomph!

[pukicho]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

great couples costume

two spidermen

[unclefather]

*smacking noise*

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[neilcicierega]