Welcome to the Butt Room

If I'm tumbling I probably ought to be doing something else.

[angelslawn-deactivated20210929]

my she/her nipples

[myungho]

Yo I’m curious what’s your star sign and your favourite term of endearment

[nickcleggsbooty]

Sagittarius and Cuntface

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[insomniac-arrest]

entering 2019 like

tumblr is now a christian website

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) dir. Edgar Wright

[walzerjahrhundert]

Victorian High Top Roller Skates

[teethmilks-deactivated20220802]

For the witch on the go

[thriftstoreoddities]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[beefmilkthings]

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

[relahvant]

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

i'm sure someone has said it already but have you noticed the "comfy girl" romanticization

doesn’t extend to fat people?

a thin girl wearing sweats and a messy bun and old t-shirts or jerseys and slippers and etc. is cute and so loveable and sexy and girl next door like

but a fat girl in the same exact outfit is sloppy and lazy and unattractive and must mean she doesn’t care about her appearance and doesn’t take care of herself

[jadelyn]

The further you are from the thin/cis/white/etc. definition of “beauty”, the more intensely you are expected to perform femininity as a way to “make up for” your failure to be perfect.

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

What a perfectly succinct way to put it.

[lmaonade]

i have a little nightstand between my desk and bed and ditters just, refuses to walk on it to get on my desk. he will always just jump from the bed it’s so bizarre 

[lmaonade]

JUST USE THE BRIDGE

[lmaonade]

OH?

[profmeowmers]

[flipphonegoth]

its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[milksetters]

magical gfs

[evianic]

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*

[phantasieslide]

Dan: trying to be edgy

Phil: jumps like pure happiness

Dan: 😍

[dank-doggos]