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@marthahajo
I am going to adopt every single Bruce I can find. And every Grandchild is automatically mine too.
That's it, that's the new intro post. Deal with it.
Some rules below the cut too. Also, I don't give a fuck about batcest, just as little as I care for batcat. But if you want to believe dumbass rumors, be my guest lol
there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them
8 year old Dick, sitting on top of Bruce's shoulders and giggling: Do I weigh anything to you?
Bruce, in his mid-twenties: No.
22 year old Dick, sitting on top of Bruce's shoulders with a mix of confusion, concern, and astonishment: Do I... weigh anything to you?
Bruce, in his early forties, slightly smiling despite his 4 hidden broken ribs: No.
No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.
Tim Drake’s self preservation instincts do NOT kick in
Grimjokes
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
don’t worry I’ll only put someone in the hospital if they do it on purpose- I guess Circus’s are fun- OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOT THE PERFORMERS THEYRE FALLING-
WaitWHAT—
They’re falling- IS THEIR KID WATCHING THEM FALL?????
OH GOD NO- NOT THE KID
you know the kid is alone right now someone should take care of him so I mean no harm done if I take him in for a few days-
... you know, that is a good idea! Gotham foster care is awful after all-
glad you agree-*a few days later* he’s my ward now im keeping him- he’s swinging off the chandelier like he wants I can’t just give him back-
What about any of his family? There might be some around, right? *fully prepared to accept the boy as a grandson*
yeah sure maybe but I want to keep him and really I’m the only one equipped to understand his pain so I should keep him-
Mmmh... you certainly do, don't you? It would be a good choice to keep him. So he isn't all alone with the pain.
glad you agree-
Of course my dear!
…you know it’s nice to have you back even if you shouldn’t see me like this-
..... stop that. Th... no, it was actually me this time. I was way worse after loosing you, dear.
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
don’t worry I’ll only put someone in the hospital if they do it on purpose- I guess Circus’s are fun- OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOT THE PERFORMERS THEYRE FALLING-
WaitWHAT—
They’re falling- IS THEIR KID WATCHING THEM FALL?????
OH GOD NO- NOT THE KID
you know the kid is alone right now someone should take care of him so I mean no harm done if I take him in for a few days-
... you know, that is a good idea! Gotham foster care is awful after all-
glad you agree-*a few days later* he’s my ward now im keeping him- he’s swinging off the chandelier like he wants I can’t just give him back-
What about any of his family? There might be some around, right? *fully prepared to accept the boy as a grandson*
yeah sure maybe but I want to keep him and really I’m the only one equipped to understand his pain so I should keep him-
Mmmh... you certainly do, don't you? It would be a good choice to keep him. So he isn't all alone with the pain.
glad you agree-
Of course my dear!
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
don’t worry I’ll only put someone in the hospital if they do it on purpose- I guess Circus’s are fun- OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOT THE PERFORMERS THEYRE FALLING-
WaitWHAT—
They’re falling- IS THEIR KID WATCHING THEM FALL?????
OH GOD NO- NOT THE KID
you know the kid is alone right now someone should take care of him so I mean no harm done if I take him in for a few days-
... you know, that is a good idea! Gotham foster care is awful after all-
glad you agree-*a few days later* he’s my ward now im keeping him- he’s swinging off the chandelier like he wants I can’t just give him back-
What about any of his family? There might be some around, right? *fully prepared to accept the boy as a grandson*
yeah sure maybe but I want to keep him and really I’m the only one equipped to understand his pain so I should keep him-
Mmmh... you certainly do, don't you? It would be a good choice to keep him. So he isn't all alone with the pain.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
don’t worry I’ll only put someone in the hospital if they do it on purpose- I guess Circus’s are fun- OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOT THE PERFORMERS THEYRE FALLING-
WaitWHAT—
They’re falling- IS THEIR KID WATCHING THEM FALL?????
OH GOD NO- NOT THE KID
you know the kid is alone right now someone should take care of him so I mean no harm done if I take him in for a few days-
... you know, that is a good idea! Gotham foster care is awful after all-
glad you agree-*a few days later* he’s my ward now im keeping him- he’s swinging off the chandelier like he wants I can’t just give him back-
What about any of his family? There might be some around, right? *fully prepared to accept the boy as a grandson*
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
don’t worry I’ll only put someone in the hospital if they do it on purpose- I guess Circus’s are fun- OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOT THE PERFORMERS THEYRE FALLING-
WaitWHAT—
They’re falling- IS THEIR KID WATCHING THEM FALL?????
OH GOD NO- NOT THE KID
you know the kid is alone right now someone should take care of him so I mean no harm done if I take him in for a few days-
... you know, that is a good idea! Gotham foster care is awful after all-
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
don’t worry I’ll only put someone in the hospital if they do it on purpose- I guess Circus’s are fun- OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOT THE PERFORMERS THEYRE FALLING-
WaitWHAT—
They’re falling- IS THEIR KID WATCHING THEM FALL?????
OH GOD NO- NOT THE KID
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
don’t worry I’ll only put someone in the hospital if they do it on purpose- I guess Circus’s are fun- OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOT THE PERFORMERS THEYRE FALLING-
WaitWHAT—
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
I break bones all the time they can’t hurt m-anyone if I put them in the hospital-
I meant them trying to touch you. Unfortunately people accidentally bumping into eachother is always something that can happen.
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
….okay fine but if anyone tries to touch me again I am not responsible for any broken bones they might have-
But only if it's on purpose, dear! Bones are so brittle after all...
do people in gotham know that our city is way too prone to explosions to be setting off fireworks like this
Oh right. It's the fourth. Awful.
it is???? I mean I heard loud noises but I thought a bomb was going off- maybe Alfred was right and I should go outside more-
I mean, they look pretty! The fireworks I mean-
But loud. Awful.
how loud-
Sometimes it still startles me- and I am in the manor-
…yeah maybe it’s best I don’t go outside especially if someone trys to talk to me-
Even if you stay on manor grounds it's still outside- and I think our backyard is further away too-
I stay in the cave mostly I don’t like daylight and I spend most time in the suit anyways like what else am I gonna do???
.... circuses are fun?
a circus??? Why would I go outside it was already bad enough having to talk to people when I was a child never going through that horrible experience again-
Consider: people will be too busy watching the performance to talk to you! Outside maybe the whole ticket buying process, but that is a tiny evil, all things considered!
