OTP CENTRAL

Shipping people is my career. I can't be stopped

[veryfunnymemes]

[bamon4bamily]

Crash into me...

#wanting#complicity… Bamon feels =)

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[blackberryshawty]

I hate when I dislike people for like no reason but like I’ve learned to trust my instincts

[lesbiantahani]

okay when hozier said “I really like the idea of love as a violent act—not to the person that you love, but against the world. To say to somebody, ‘I love you; by extension, I hate all other things.’ 

[francisbuseko]

Denetric Malope photographed by me.

[mysharona1987]

[brassparker]

[fonzworthcutlass]

I cheated on my barber with a white man :/

[shxtg0d-deactivated20160502]

😮😮😮😮😮😮

[fonzworthcutlass]

And it’s one of the best cuts I’ve ever received :/

[milliondollarnigga-deactivated2]

smh, you dirty motherfucker you

[fonzworthcutlass]

I had no choice. He even offered me free snacks.

Free.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

You whore

[fonzworthcutlass]

[thagoodthings]

This post make me wanna fight

[snook0626]

Smmfh wow…… cheated on your barber. Wow. If you didn’t like your cut you was getting you could have communicated it. See…. no communication (Lol)

[frawgs]

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

[cosmicvibecheck]

[ramenuzumaki]

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[ginger-vevo]

hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

[revenant666]

Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[epiphanies]

“You know, a few years ago, your husband completed one of the most impressive runs that we’ve ever seen on Hot Ones. How much pride does he take in that particular wing eating exhibition?”


“Too much. Too much.“

[soupires]

sleepy

Don’t repost (reblog ok). Don’t pin to pinterest, don’t post to wattpad/twitter/instagram/facebook or anywhere else.

[bongfullofblood]

when lizzo said “if you feel like a girl then you real like a girl,” that was the thanos snap that absolutely wiped out all TERFs

[lightcomingthroughthedarkness]

No one is even asking them about their marriage and yet we got 29391928 mentions of it.

Bob Morley came with a mission. To make sure every damn person in the world knows that Eliza Taylor is his goddamn wife.

A MAN.

[andnowyourehome-deactivated2020]

Y’all killing me😭.