Martial Aid or Marital Aid?

Asking if random objects are more useful for military or sexual conquest since 2024.

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Vase with Twelve Sunflowers by Vincent Van Gogh:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 24, 2024

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Bugs Bunny:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 23, 2024

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The La Brea Tar Pits:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 22, 2024

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Shadows From the Walls of Death: Arsenical Wall Papers (1874):

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 21, 2024

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Aragorn son of Arathorn:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 20, 2024

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The state of Minnesota:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 19, 2024

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A1 Steak Sauce:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 18, 2024

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A lake full of marimo (moss balls):

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 17, 2024

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A BLÅHAJ soft-toy shark from IKEA:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 15, 2024

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A four-pack of officially licensed Hello Kitty Massagers:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 14, 2024

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The ghost of military strategist Sun Tzu:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 13, 2024

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1,000 ibuprofen tablets from Costco:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 12, 2024

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Stardew Valley's junimos:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 12, 2024

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A paperback copy of Trigonometry for Dummies (3rd edition) by Mary Jane Sterling:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 11, 2024

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A gaggle of white geese:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 10, 2024

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A copy of the complete fifth season of The Big Bang Theory on DVD, pre-owned:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 10, 2024

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A 2-pound wheel of baby Swiss cheese, quartered:

Martial aid

Marital aid

Voting ended onJul 10, 2024