From Husband:
After recently coming home from the gym, my wife and I were going about our post-work out routines of making breakfast. She walked close enough by me and caught a whiff of my post-run scent. I cannot put it as eloquently as she did but lets say she had a few choice words about my smell involving defecation, menstruation, and the underside of a seaport dock.
Anyways after first being annoyed and then somewhat offended, I had a realization. I was the smelly guy at the gym. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have had an encounter with "the smelly guy" at the gym…but it is never pleasant.
I just wanted to sum this up by saying I wish all those smelly guys out there could have a significant other like mine. Maybe we all would have a few less gross gym experiences if they had someone to tell them that they smell like shit and need to go shower.