#smelly guy

[milkmulchmilch]

Drew this guy more than once so I suppose he is an OC I decided his name is Tetanus cuz it’s such a funny word I am an adult

[ifthisischemical]

PSA about hygiene at college.

[deadlycuteacetrainer]

The guy sitting in front of me smells like mustard and damp socks...

[martialstatuses-blog]

From Husband:

After recently coming home from the gym, my wife and I were going about our post-work out routines of making breakfast. She walked close enough by me and caught a whiff of my post-run scent. I cannot put it as eloquently as she did but lets say she had a few choice words about my smell involving defecation, menstruation, and the underside of a seaport dock.

Anyways after first being annoyed and then somewhat offended, I had a realization. I was the smelly guy at the gym. Now, I'm not sure if any of you have had an encounter with "the smelly guy" at the gym…but it is never pleasant. 

I just wanted to sum this up by saying I wish all those smelly guys out there could have a significant other like mine. Maybe we all would have a few less gross gym experiences if they had someone to tell them that they smell like shit and need to go shower. 

[shrubland]

jbutt replied to your post: jbutt replied to your post: I’m 18 now. That means...

No fuck you buy me boges you smelly old creature.

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That's it. You're getting a time out mister. And I can give you one now that I'm an adult! 

[shrubland]

jbutt replied to your post: I’m 18 now. That means I’m officially an adult....

BUY ME CIGARETTES

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HOW RUDE YOUNG MAN. YOU SHOULD SAY PLEASE. 

[synthonies]

That awkward moment when...

...you have to sit beside someone so rank, you want to stop breathing.

[dlintherealworld-blog]

To the guy in the library who decided today was the day not to wash and that a good substitute was using baby powder to mask his funk...not okay sir, not okay