Cynical Crewman

Warframe fanart, memes and free sarcasm

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So I finally got around to crafting my own railjack, and after taking it out for a spin (quite literally), I’ve made yet another annoying discovery!

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Only a Corpus-themed quest could irresistibly pull me back into Warframe, and it couldn’t possibly have been better :^)

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Yes hello I know I took a break from playing this game and haven’t posted in forever but here’s a thing I found while browsing my folders that I made a looong while ago but totally didn’t forget to post anywhen!

It’s a “jellyfish” cephalon concept that I can’t recall where I got the prompt from. The idea behind it is it was supposed to be an amalgamated cephalon made from several smaller cephalons and their processes to form one unique entity - kind of like a natural jellyfish which might or might not be one of my favourite creatures - hence the different colours for each part and function.

As of now, don’t know if I want to evolve it into it’s own OC or just keep it as a neat concept. That depends if people take an interest in it, I guess!

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I meant to do this right after Jovian Concord dropped, but ended up taking a prolonged break from Warframe (and, consequently, this blog). But hey, at least I don’t run the risk of spoiling anyone too soon :,D

But, yeah. You mess with her Corpus, you’re dead.

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A Vapos crewman for @confusedwarframe :3c

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My part of the collection for a Warframe button project on Twitter! Be sure to check them out for more amazing designs @wfbuttonproject ;)

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Sleepy babby spooder for your dash.

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The new Corpus enemies shown last devstream reminded me of The Thing, so I made a parody poster of it :D

I know we just got an update yesterday, but I’d be lying if I said Jupiter rework isn’t the content I’m most excited about!

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This Red Riding Hood ain’t afraid of no Wolf.

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When you go into an enemy base to wreck havoc, but it turns out one of the enemy soldiers is a monsterfucker

Dont mind my lazy doodling hhhh

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Welp, I’ve been found

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Updated commission prices :)

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A really old sketch I finally got around to finishing since I wanted a new twitter banner and thought it was fitting. Made extra-pink for Valentine’s day, and a bit early because I have much more on my working queue.

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Hey, it me, the Garuda anon from waaay back, asking if she was gonna come to console? I just got her yesterday (by way of plat, admittedly) but I still have her pieces and stuff. I'm gonna keep them in case I sell her, and want her back later. Just wanted to let you know. What's your opinion of her, btw?

I think Garuda is one of the best frames released recently? I love everything about her - the aesthetic, the animations, the effects. Her kit is pretty solid and fun to use, but I guess that depends on playstyle. My only regret is that DE took this long to release her, but had Garuda come out 4 years ago, there’s a high chance she’d have been my main frame because I’m a gore nut.

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A Solaris United character I’ve been working on for the past few days, Levon. He’s a rigger who tells dad jokes to his crewmates and gets drunk on smuggled Ganymede Geyser Water after his shift. He’s also tol and totes gay.

Just a doodle for me to plan his design, I might work more on him once Fortuna update comes out.

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He drink. I’m glad I didn’t have to retcon that.

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Ugly sweater team coming up to steal your gifts.

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Since the 17th I’ve lost 30 followers or so, but there’s still porn bots reblogging my posts and adding links to them.

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Two more Solaris babs because I’ve been on a roll (and basically power-leveled through Fortuna so I’ve got nearly everything it has to offer already), plus these are very fun to design!

Jack (short for jackhammer) is a paver/construction worker and a butch lesbian.

Piper is a clumsy coolant engineer who’s doing his best to pay his debts and not blow up the facility... sort of.