#warmeme

[martianjellyfish]

So I finally got around to crafting my own railjack, and after taking it out for a spin (quite literally), I’ve made yet another annoying discovery!

[martianjellyfish]

Since the 17th I’ve lost 30 followers or so, but there’s still porn bots reblogging my posts and adding links to them.

[martianjellyfish]

I’m really sorry for all the people who farmed their bottoms off or spent ridiculous amounts of plat for these, because now they drop like water and I can finally farm them myself at a reasonable time-span.

I’m also glad trials are no longer needed because they were the most unfun content I’ve ever experienced in this game in all my soon-to-be 4 years playing. The Eidolon fighting is repetitive, yes, but I’ve come here to shoot things down, not to sit on buttons that open doors so I can run across a tileset to sit on more buttons that open more doors.

[martianjellyfish]

Eidolon Capture Drinking Game

Take a shot when:

You start at 40 minutes left or less

Party host is any frame other than 'the meta'

2 shots if Oberon

3 shots if Titania

5 shots if they don't use any abilities that help the team

Someone brings a Mote amp

Host migration in progress

Your ping goes over 1k when map is loaded

Someone disconnects during loading and random player joins

2 shots if Excalibur

Nobody gets lures

Someone kills the Vomvalysts before the lures are charged

The lures aren't charged and the Eidolon teleports

The lures are charged but the Eidolon teleports anyway because fuck you

3 shots if it becomes invisible or leaves its synovia behind

The lures are +500m away

2 shots if +1km away

Someone's pet gets downed

Volt doesn't use shields

Volt uses shields, but team doesn't stay behind them

Chroma suicides with self-damage

"I have a Chroma-one-hit-build™" but hardly damages the synovia

Onkko says "energy spike" but Harrow doesn't cast 4

1 extra shot per player downed by the magnetic proc

Big-clan elitist teaches others how to build and play their frames

2 shots if the match is going perfectly fine

3 shots if the elitist has less play hours/MR than the other players

"Where is the brilliant shard?"

Someone walks their way to extraction instead of using archwing

2 shots if they make it by the last 10 seconds

Network not responding

Don't forget a shot for every minute it took to capture the Eidolon. Good luck.

[martianjellyfish]

Norg

[martianjellyfish]

A spin a day keeps the man in the wall away something something.

[martianjellyfish]

When you fight level 500 enemies with a D-polarity aura: