[suga-com-deactivated20191024]

when you ask her about her day and she really tells you and you enjoy it cause you love her

[willow]

[starbuckers]

Who needs an iPhone when you have this bad boy

[thecashcab]

Is that ios 8?

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[alltoozelle]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[owlmylove]

BE A REBEL AND ROMANCE YOURSELF. BUY YOURSELF A DOZEN RED ROSES. TAKE LONG BUBBLE BATHS. TREAT YOURSELF TO DELICIOUS MEALS. VIVA LA ANARCHIST AFFECTION

[premenstrual]

im just gonna buy myself discounted chocolate but thank u

[owlmylove]

YOU DESERVE FULL-PRICE GOURMET TRUFFLES BUT THAT’S YOUR CHOICE AND I APPLAUD YOUR FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

[theriu]

I love the polite yet yelled encouragement here.

[jaimelannistre-archived]

All the nice girls like a soldier.

[weloveshortvideos]

[bowljob]

this is my school lmao

[l20music-deactivated20151007]

He HIT that shit when that beat dropped out tho! Haha!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

That’s my future son though

[outofcontextarthur]

Why are you so into hey Arthur

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

Someone made me look at this with my own eyes now you all have to

[chickenstab]

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

[chickenstab]

[vampirezigzagoon]

Gooby pls

[speedlimit15]

I’m so happy for him…

[diantha]

IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!

[thehulk]

if i had to see this with my own 2 eyes so do y'all 

[finndamerons-archive]

this is why God has left us

[intensional]

when you’re home alone and you hear a noise 

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[dailychrispine]

[rcbbiereyez-deactivated20170412]

THIS IS REALEST THING RYAN HAS EVER TWEETED

[ven0moth]

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

[jaimelannistre-archived]

#me