Complete and utter Chaos

i remember too much and refuse to forget

[regaliaofchaos]

Lawfully chaotic neutral

Call me Chaos

chaos has existed since 2011, and chaos will thrive wherever chaos can exist

I forgot my enneagram but I don't think that's important

ENTJ BUT SCREW THE STEREOTYPES WE'RE NOT ALL (diagnosed) SADISTS/PSYCHOPATHS/SOCIOPATHS

I'm Christian but if you come spreading hate I will punch the full graphing calculator out of you.

I have an entire bank of useless knowledge and I'm not afraid to use it

haters/assholes/pieces of shit that relate to captain davidson from the word for world is forest by ursula le guin dni

ANYWAYS

twisted wonderland my beloved

ain't no way i'm writing all the books i've read and shows i've watched sue me (please don't) (read the tags?)

tags: #regaliaofchaos (yapping)

#landofchaos (not as silly, as of 14.4.26. i'm not filtering all my posts)

#lights luck chaos action (fics i like)

#give in to the chaos (writing prompts)

#chaos knows all (character facts)

#chaos finds you (posts i saw on pinterest/want to save)

#chaos sees all (art)

#chaos will write (my writing)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[nomatterwhatnomatterwhere]

Me: I should really start post the things I write. I feel like other people may like them too.

Also me: but what if they sucks and everyone will hate them and you'll stop writing forever because it's pointless to even try?

Me to me : what if you shut up?

[nomatterwhatnomatterwhere]

Them: How do you come up with such cool comebacks?

Me: I'm just a cool person

Them: No, like the real reason

Me: I've made too many different scenarios for my characters to not come up with good comebacks myself

Them: I said the real reason

Me: I just like getting on people's nerves

[kyuusakuu]

ohh my babies 😢😢…

[mpreggeto]

chuuya piercing canon

[regaliaofchaos]

my sister is such a bitch omg

[ps5better]

what did she do this time?

[regaliaofchaos]

asked for a pair of earrings, i was willing to give them to her but she wanted the waterproof ones that I VALUE AND LIKE THE ONLY OTHER PAIR I WEAR and she wanted to go to CAMP with them so like ofc i wasn’t going to let her use them and she went on a rant about “you’re so mean and that’s why none of your friends like you” like stfu you’re so materialistic why are you just not accepting literally the TEN other pairs of earrings i offered to let you use

and she went on abt how i never get her anything and i gave her $20 last week like bro…

she also asked me yesterday for $10 for a SILK PILLOWCASE TO TAKE TO CAMP LIKE NO

ugh and i share a room w her too let me have some me stuff

[ps5better]

you need to take the older sibling approach and set tougher boundaries

[regaliaofchaos]

i do i think she just had a bad day

[ilikegreedraw]

blonde dazai angelzai osamu

[chuuruee]

[ilikegreedraw]

model dazai, i think this is going to be my new hobby because i want to draw him in random outfits

[si1v3rtr33s]

i'm a sucker for the sentient nrc dorms theory, so have a few situations (featuring inspirations from a conversation with @riddle-peakhearts)

heartslabyul tripping a student on the stairs while they're skipping chores and riddle is after them

savanaclaw blowing sand/dirt into someone's (read: lilia's) eyes

pomefiore using a gentle breeze to fix someone's hair or clothes

ignihyde fixing a game-breaking glitch in someone's game

diasomnia playing chess with its students

octavinelle subtly moving something that would've tripped a lounge waiter with a heavy tray

scarabia subtly pointing a student towards the right direction in the textbook they're using

but also more... uncanny things

the lights in ignihyde slowly pulsing, like a heartbeat, or breathing

random howls or roars in savanaclaw despite none of its students making such noises at the moment

the rose maze in heartslabyul rearranging itself, leading countless students to get lost despite swearing that they know the layout

mirrors in pomefiore sometimes reflecting movement that those beholding them never made, or momentarily reflecting people that aren't present at all

music echoing through the halls of scarabia with no true source

human, and only human, students of octavinelle swearing that they hear singing coming from outside

random alluring lights and humming in diasomnia, tempting students to the high spires of the dorm or the depths of the basement

ace and sebek's brothers always answer their confused calls with long stories of their own from their time at nrc. the teachers affirm the oddity of it all. but after a few months of adjusting, nobody really questions it. housewardens will warn their freshman of what and where to avoid, will teach their successor about the ins and outs of the dorm and its behavior, but it's never really properly addressed and barely ever acknowledged. some dorms (read: heartslabyul) are more obvious than others, but all of them have a degree of life that some students find incredibly discomforting.

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[musicalfevr]

You would think that when a character says a voice line like this, and you craft them a stringed instrument, they would in fact, play said stringed instrument.

But that would be all too simple for the mysterious and unknowable Malleus Draconia 🙂‍↔️🤷‍♀️

[bi-goth-energy]

I’m so sick of AI fics, please at least tag it as gen AI so we all know and can filter that tag out or block you. Listen AI is unethical, it’s plagiarism, it’s a plague.

I don’t want to start naming names but I will if I see you post another AI fic. It’s not a real fic if it’s made using AI.

[ss244]

Who would you choose?

Idk imagine they all had a race/game on the same day

Pt1

Not me doing random shit like this instead of another attack on art fight, omg lock in lock in lock in.

Genuinely hope I didn’t make any grammar mistakes, didn’t beta read, it’s like midnight, I’m going to bed now (yes early 😒😒)

[regaliaofchaos]

my sister is such a bitch omg

[ps5better]

what did she do this time?

[regaliaofchaos]

asked for a pair of earrings, i was willing to give them to her but she wanted the waterproof ones that I VALUE AND LIKE THE ONLY OTHER PAIR I WEAR and she wanted to go to CAMP with them so like ofc i wasn’t going to let her use them and she went on a rant about “you’re so mean and that’s why none of your friends like you” like stfu you’re so materialistic why are you just not accepting literally the TEN other pairs of earrings i offered to let you use

and she went on abt how i never get her anything and i gave her $20 last week like bro…

she also asked me yesterday for $10 for a SILK PILLOWCASE TO TAKE TO CAMP LIKE NO

ugh and i share a room w her too let me have some me stuff

[regaliaofchaos]

my sister is such a bitch omg

[sophies-always-watching]

i'm in an instagram groupchat with other pagans at my uni and they all have such aesthetic reaction emojis, and i feel like a chud because mine is a monkey

[regaliaofchaos]

🦅🦅🦅