Martini

My name is Lirone, I am 21 years old, non-binary, live in quebec, Canada. And I am curently putting something off. I dont rlly have a theme just some things i thought were cool or funny.

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

jo diggs, mother earth father sky (detail), 1986

[nevver]

[nevver]

It’s almost a wrap, Yrjö Edelman

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

My little army

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

[edenwolfie]

[antifamutant]

I think he’s years ahead of us.

[pagesixlovers]

[oddpyromaniac]

The man is a legend agshjdjd

[i-want-your-bones]

i love when famous people like actors or musicians who have twitters post dumb shit or terrible jokes like the rest of us

[vewn]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Does this count????

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’ve been making th same face for twenty years

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[trustalljoys-deactivated2020072]

ladies, in order to experience the rewards of being loved (making out with hot girls), we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known (message them first on tinder)

[cosed]

botan rice candy boxes have some of the most pleasing designs… ever

[cosed]

look at this……. this lil dog cant hurt you…..

[slopaganda]

maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking

[slopaganda]

everyone tagging this as “me except not mushrooms” is a coward and a clown (a cloward) and this post is not for you. don’t interact.

[stereomike]

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

[astronauticall]

We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

[stereomike]

this is so fucking funny

[lakevida]

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[binary-bird]

style/sequential art experiment feat. incorrect hamlet quotes.