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Amanda, 19, I like brownies and Tangled

[chaotic-awesome]

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

[69donaldtrump69]

[gayprison-deactivated20170417]

[marty-imscared]

police officer: say the alphabet backwards in order

me: there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order in the first place

police officer: fuck just go home

[labias]

Thanks to this new sensational “Share to Facebook and Twitter” feature I can let my family and friends know that I love getting nut on and inside of me shoutout to staff for bringing us another amazing feature

[marty-imscared]

brain: you gotta

me: ?? gotta what?

brain: you gotta

me: ???

brain: YOU GOTTA

[cocomocoa]

Someone who’s never watcahed Bob’s Burgers explain this

[angelmutual]

i’ve never watched bob’s burgers, the mum (tina?) is oddly pleased that her turkey is in the toilet meanwhile one of their daughters is wearing bunny ears for no reason because the turkey suggests it’s thanksgiving but the ears suggest easter??? idk man and also why is there  a really tiny librarian in their bathroom and the two dudes to the right are either imitating titanic or having a fight??? they don’t look angry??? they just look v alarmed also the son is v close to touching his father’s dick ALSO what is up with the dude in the backs hair like the top is brown and clearly it was inspired by justin bieber in 2010 but the bottom bit is grey??? how old is he??? i’m guessing that is their other daughter but why is she so cool with kissing an old man in front of her parents?? also why does their dad only have hair on one side of his arms??? like does he remove the hair on one side but just leave the rest?? nash grier would not approve also why are they in a bathroom

[micdotcom]

Watch: Ahmed Mohamed speaks out about being arrested 

[markredito]

:’)

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[endofeva1997]

[shopjeen]

[solangehitme]

[gurt-squirt]

good

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[deadlinejon]

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

[deadlinejon]

[hyperchaotix]

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

[pancakeke]

I fixed it

[renemagritte-art]

The domain of Arnheim

Rene Magritte

[thewilkersons]

[foxensterren-deactivated2018020]

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

[american-crhapsody]

that fucking kid took one for the team

[maliciousmelons]