Yet another Te/nna tum thought of the day:
So, since that concept drawing of him being more ant-like was released, I've been seeing this headcanon of him loving sweet syrup and jello, and like, he can't resist it, it practically attracts him.
That made me imagine a scenario where he's getting kinda chubby, his suits are all straining on him, and so he decides to diet and stay away from such sugary foods...but Spam is disappointed, he loves the weight on him, he wants him to gain even more.
So he starts "accidentally" leaving boxes of candy and cans of soda and lots of other sweet treats in convenient locations where he knows Te/nna will be spending some time. Strategically placing dishes of jelly and pudding with whipped cream right where he's sitting to brainstorm new show ideas...and it's just sooooooo tempting, it's impossible for him to ignore, and he ends up slurping up all of it. (OHGOSH what if he eats so much jelly, his belly gets all wiggly. Pat it and and it jiggles and blorps--literal bowl full of jelly.)
Spam will also offer him sweets at parties, and he'll say things like "Oh, no, I'm still trying to cut back". But his tummy is grumbling in desire just at the sight of it, and he tries to cover it up and look away, but he's blushing like crazy, and Spam teases him and waves it up under his nose, and finally it's just too much. Once he's had a taste, Te/nna simply can't stop, and will happily and eagerly eat up everything Spam brings for him.
As a result, his suits get even tighter, popping buttons, seams beginning to tear, to his continued embarrassment, and Spam is like "Mission accomplished <3 <3"
(Kind of diet sabotage but not really? I enjoy this type. He's mostly aware of what's going on, but he simply can't help himself, lol).
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