TONY STARK DESERVES THE WORLD

Endgame is fake, illusions. I love my babies Tony Stark and Stephen Strange and I just want them happy and healthy

[robertpattisons]

@supernovablake asked: sam wilson or james rhodes?

[bebx]

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist, but most importantly... birthday boy!

- a huge happy birthday to the super talented, super amazing, the heart of the MCU, the one and only Robert Downey Jr. ❤️ thank you for everything. thank you for being you. I love you 3000

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: You tried to kill me!

Villain Stephen: Tony, I did not kill you two times. Right now, it makes three times I’m not killing you. I mean we’re practically married already.

[brolinjosh]

[movie-gifs]

I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out.

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

[mcufam]

[stark-strange-love]

Stephen: wow i'm so full. i just vored a whole sandwich

Tony:

Tony: *inhales*

Tony, screaming up the stairs: pETER BENJAMIN PARKER AND HARLEY I-DONT-KNOW-YOUR-MIDDLE-NAME KEENER YOU GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE R I G H T NOW-

[anthosaidsmth]

Stephen: Your survival instinct is flawed.

Tony: No I think they're good.

Stephen: Yeah, go grab the knife of the person that's trying to stab you.

Tony: What? Like what else should I do?

Stephen, done with Tony: Run, you would run!

[somethingsosimple]

Robert Downey Jr.

[carrottheluvmachine]

Stephen: *struggling to get his daughter into a dress*

Olive: Noooo!! I can't!! I'm gay!

Stephen: *sighs heavily* No, you're not gay. I'm gay. You're five.

[unoffical-marvel]

Stephen: Everybody seems to be having a midlife crisis at sixteen.

Tony: Since I don’t know which part of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

[stxphxn-strange]

Stephen: you’re the king of the gremlins.

Tony: i am! I sit on my bed and my subjects sit before me, and we all stan various things.

Other people hearing this conversation: ??????????????????

[stark-strange-love]

Tony: Am I allowed to take you out to the movies

Stephen: What do you mean ‘am I allowed’

Tony: Well idk you’re usually not allowed to bring snacks into the theatre

[ironstrangeheadcanons]

Headcanon #203:

Tony invents controllers that won’t hurt Stephen’s hands, so they can play video games together.

[marvel-laura]

Tony: seriously, who brings a knife to a friendly game night?!

Stephen, slowly taking out yet another knife: the prepared.

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

Villian: *does the old 'look behind you' trick*

Peter: what do you take me for? A fool?

Peter: I can lick my elbow, who's the fool now huh?

Tony:

Stephen:

Tony:...can you really?

Stephen: *deep sigh*

[stark-strange-love]

*in the family group chat*

Tony: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Stephen: stop sticking your dick in rotisserie chickens

Harley: I-

Peter: was that really necessary