RoyalCourtJesterly

My Dear Doctor, they’re all true… Especially the Lies

[daily-dropout-screenshots]

glad to see brennan back in top form and antagonizing everyone around him

[guerrillatech]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[manicpixienitemaregirl]

Idk who OP is but yeah

[liberalsarecool]

Also, Conor McGregor blew out his knee in like nine seconds last night and Drake lost a million dollars betting on him.

So even better

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[tlirsgender]

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

[vitalinformations]

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

[tlirsgender]

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

[liberalsarecool]

"I want children to suffer" is the ultimate flex by red-pilled conservative anti-feminist dorks who are equally racist when screeching about birth rates dropping.

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[disdaidal]

“What if Ted answered the door and Billy put on the same act, but Ted just thinks he’s a really nice man instead? And Karen is just there like 🤨.” (insp)

for @ihni & @memes-saved-me ♥

part 2 | part 1

[withoneheadlight]

@biillys this is too good to be hidden in the tags!

[ihni]

[ihni]

@myriadof-fandoms your tags are amazing and now I need the fic.

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[stay-the-knight]

[tearlessrain]

so much of the french revolution is just various people going "surely committing THIS act of violence/murder will end all the suffering and bloodshed and usher in peace!" followed by a summary of how everything immediately escalated and got even worse afterward. and somehow this website's takeaway is "clearly acts of violence and murder are the only way to end suffering and usher in peace!"

I don't know guys I think we might actually have to actually put in effort and not conflate working toward a better society with seeking personal catharsis.

[whumpster-fire]

Just one more mass purge bro just one more mass purge the utopia will totally work if we just indiscriminately kill a few thousand more random people just one more purge

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[paulcifur-deactivated20240310]

[hotsaucebear]

[maltedsoda]

similar vibe to this absolutely unhinged car

[here-there-were-dragons]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU at me i will HONK HONK if you get any closer U HAVE TO HONK IF if you WILL IF I HONK myself WANT honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK

[jeopardy-official]

What is horror?

[travelingtwentysomething]

[galaxywarp]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard