“I was gonna go home... until I saw the giant floating donut-bagel-donut hole thing whatchamacallit in the sky, and I was like, Hell yeah!!! Giant spaceship that may or may not be filled with the aliens from “Alien”, I’ll just swing my way up there and meet my tutor-boss-uncle-guy who recently also flirted with my aunt who’s personal servant may or may not flirt with my aunt in the new Spider-man: Far from home trailer which I only know because I can 4th-wall break kinda like Deadpool. So yeah, that’s how it went. Oh, and I brought a slice of pizza because I was at a pizza place with my guy Ned and Zendayya MJ person having a lovely time and then apparently school was not cancelled because of the giant flying donut thing, so we got on a bus to go to school that was driven by Stan Lee, and he made the idiot decision to drive across a bridge that may or may not was about to get nuked by a giant bagel thing in the sky and like and follow for more random extendedly long things that I say!!!”