mary

pronouns are whatever is funnier for the bit

[saltedume]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[meltknuckles]

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

[soldatik]

you're not a man until you've served

[drfish0-0]

the only healthy couple ever

i cant stop reading fics where they have forced proximity and fall head over heels embarassingly fast

[ghouljams]

something something hiring movers online, you dont really pay attention to the name or anything, just head over to haul to grab the truck and finish packing before the movers get there to load it.

something something getting a knock on your front door an hour before your scheduled move and its four huge men that you assume are the movers because they start loading the truck when you start pointing at things and they're very efficient.

something something they keep making passes at you and one of them has groped you more than once and youre trying to excuse it as just the men being rough and tumble because you really need them to not bail on your move, so you are really really trying not to say anything about it.

something something they get you moved out of your apartment in less than an hour so youre all on the way to your new place quick as you like; youre sitting in the passenger side of your uhaul with the biggest of the four driving when you get a text from your actual movers asking which unit youre in.

something something they big guy dangling your house key between his fingers when you scooch close to the door and chuckling that he'll tell you how many copies they made if you beg real pretty for him not to hurt you.

[kcokaine]

dragonjo

[squidem]

🐻PRICE🐻

I may have gotten carried away

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[minart-was-taken]

Many such cases

[tojisteddy]

BIG DAY FOR US GIRLS WHO LOVE OLD MEN, WAKE UP WAKE UP

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[sidras-tak]

[hamrikaa]

Cozy morning with Jerejean and Jabberwocky ✨️

(This will also be a standee btw!!)

[kaz3trc]

Stalker trio?

MY DRAWING PRIVILEGES ARE GONNA GET TAKEN AWAY WHY SCHOOL WHY☹️☹️

Bro I have not touched a single homework since holidays I’m so cooked gng

[l3ibnest]

Soap with dogs!

Gaz with dogs!

Price with dogs!

Ghost with demons! TF 141 with dogs🐶 It's been a while painting full rendered pieces, enjoyed a lot! Inspired from awesome @yourfaithfulauthor's request.