[skopets]

23 m, 18+

@babynapdragon — small blog

@heelturn0 — archive blog

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[never-obsolete]

Lenovo ThinkPad X60 Tablet (2006)

[hungwy]

gnome greening out on a pea

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[skopets]

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

I'd rather be aware of a gnome than stuck in a home

[json-derulo]

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

[cannibalcaprine]

i think about this xkcd from december of 2006 strangely often

[grox]

Play carnival games win stuffed animal prizes.

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

(offhandedly, over drinks, without the subject being even slightly alluded to) And I still maintain that Spamton is mostly blind, he can probably see just enough for bright lights to piss him off, that's why he's so sexually frustrated all the time

[cosmicanger]

Candy cane snail, Liguus virgineus, Orthalicidae

This arboreal species is found in Haiti and the Dominican Republic

[spaceformoresin]

heartwarming! father wants nothing more than to watch the life be snuffed from his son's eyes

[skopets]

i do often get what those web weaving posts are on about because it does feel so good to connect two things

[wiicat]

putting my boyfriend in time out so i can hang out with my ex's corpse