[maryjayden]

Where have you been Mj

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[the-speedster-of-all-time]

ooc and intro!

it's me, THE impulse!

I joined this app because everyone else seemed to be ❗️❗️

I made this account specific for one person HEJDJA HELLO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

I run so many blogs okay let's do this

@speedywithadhd

@adhdwithspeed

@BartieAllan

@woman-of-seel

@brickbybricksillyman

and my ooc account

@attie-rattie

[h3llblazer]

how dare you be british

Seriously? With this shit again?

Ya know what how dare you not be British?

[maryjayden]

imma season and eat you up crackers

[maryjayden]

..are heroes really that bad?

[h3llblazer]

You're the personification of ugliness.

@evelyn-smith-aka-melty

Said the purple headed weirdo.

[evelyn-smith-aka-melty]

The purple haired weirdo is cool. You're just ugly. People calling you cute have shit in their eyes.

[maryjayden]

Me when I hate the british

[maryjayden]

this is soo HUMILIATING

[princecanary]

[maryjayden]

DAMN IT

[maryjayden]

"Great. Another hero blew up our warehouses during a fight. What is it with these people and warehouses?!"

"Like I should know."

"Three warehouses down in a week... insurance rates are going up... several contractors don't wanna touch our projects.."

"Sales are down across since our shipments got delayed and had damages. Two of our suppliers had to pull away too since they didn't wanna risk sending people when these things strike."

"Honestly, it wouldn't be surprising if Miss Sarmiento supports that Anti-vigilante law—"

"Oh, don't say that."

"What?"

"I know it's hard but they keep us safe...ish."

"Ish. You're only saying that cause you have a prince charming swooping you off your feet when you're in trouble."

"Wha- The signal??? He's not my prince charming!"

"Right. He's your knight in shining armor."

"Cocky like Carnival didn't save your crying ass that one time."

"Oh-"

"You were screaming like a little girl right at her ear. Personally, I would've dropped you."

"Well, she did drop me at some point."

"But she dropped you in a safe area."

[maryjayden]

hi babe j💕

Im sorry i've been off for so long 😔

She's still quite busy, but worry not— she's in good hands..

[travixe]

woah !! who are you !!

[maryjayden]

Not you or your audiences business!! Now, shoo!

[maryjayden]

hi babe j💕

Im sorry i've been off for so long 😔

She's still quite busy, but worry not— she's in good hands..

[jnephrite]

wip

[maryjayden]

"what's cooking good looking"

[maryjayden]

My old accs are so shameless I'm

[maryjayden]

Considering if I should start writing for dc ESPECIALLY for Roy and Duke bc oh my god it's a famine out here

Maybe a good time to use my old writing acc too

I'm redoing the profile later I'm gonan pretend to nap

While I do, feel free to send in asks and I'll reply with headcanons! Read my pinned ofc 👅👅👅

@marrijaydeboo

[maryjayden]

Oh okay yeah make me sick and give me periods earlier than what my calender said okay youbcan do that yeah

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

Ka louy, my Tita is getting me some Ube treats. You uhh want some?

[maryjayden]

I FREAKING LOVE UBE... yes po... thenk yu po...

[maryjayden]

I'm gonna touch you

Not if i touch you first

[robin-5-technically]

I continue to see posts from gothamites that are to the effect of: “there is a cat in my house, I do not own a cat.”

Yes you do. That is your cat now. Cease your complaining.

[maryjayden]

What if the caf suffocates me in my sleep by laying on me

[maryjayden]

Oh okay yeah make me sick and give me periods earlier than what my calender said okay youbcan do that yeah