Gabrielle de Lioncourt’s Wannabe Boyslave

mars // he-him // 23 🐈‍⬛⚧️🍉

[endiness]

I get down, I feel had. Feel on the verge of going mad.

[vamplire]

firm believer that amc should scrap mayfair witches & the talamasca show & put their combined budgets towards interview with the vampire season 3 for more gore & whore. anyone else in agreement or am i just a hater

[vamplire]

i think the budget from mayfair alone could cover a fifty shades red room for a hot & heavy devil’s minion bonus episode where armand gets to test & find out what exactly makes daniel flinch. amc write this down

[vamplire]

amc did not listen to tumblr user vamplire and did no note-taking whatsoever and now look what happened

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.07 | "The Failures"

[gaypeople]

I hated sleeping without you.

[loving-the-world-since-00]

[gaypeople]

louis cheating on his boyfriend with his husband is something that can be so personal

[dark-eyedcupid]

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

[my-platonic-chemical-romance]

SO much worse

[missbliss12]

Daniel, that traumatized former slave from Delhi who was forced to submit to other men’s sexual predations did not unleash his inner repressed psychosexual fantasies on you during one memorable week in San Francisco for you to call him the bottomest bitch.

(I’m sorry… my contribution to the fandom of the ever stellar IWTV! Devil’s minion!)

[lilasmarginatura]

louis and lestat in the vampire lestat's "montreal" (2026) // the kiss (1897) by edvard munch

[toomuchheart]

[ghostontape]

Can’t get over Daniel’s sunburn bc like Armand as his father you should have made sure he was wearing sunscreen, he’s WHITE you have a WHITE SON 😭

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

lestat’s face when magnus says claudia’s name looks so similar to when he was watching her burn at the trial that i can’t help but wonder if that’s how his face might have actually looked

[professional-rat-eater]

The way the Armand diss track doesn’t even make the top 5 moments of the episode should say everything about how insane the entire thing was.

And I appreciate that it was anticlimactic. A very superficial, petty song just sort of tossed in between everything else. Because it wasn’t really about Armand. It was about Lestat unravelling. His eyes when he was on stage were terrifying. He is not doing well at all.

[winkypants]

“Mother!! The 500 year old child sex slave/reluctant cult leader is being unethical!! The two 300 year old french vampires who only had each other and never had ANY agency until a few months before their murders are being WEIRDDD!! The 100 year old Black American vampire who was closeted and performing hypermasculinity his ENTIRE life keeps doing dumb shit!! The 2 year old geriatric deadbeat addict dad vampire is throwing ANOTHER egocentric tantrum!!!”

Grow up! They are all murderers and they aren’t human anymore ANYWAYS.

(But maybe I’m just old and an OG fan of Anne Rice).

[bifauxnenarmand]

armand is so funny because there’s something so petty about the way armand says “lestat lays with his mother!!” like he’s a gossiping mean girl but he can’t say fuck like a normal person

[veryintricaterituals]

Queen of the Damned - Anne Rice

[veryintricaterituals]

Daniel interrupting Armand's apology before we can hear what he is actually sorry FOR and Daniel ignoring the "Paramours" folder in Armand's files...