Gabrielle de Lioncourt’s Wannabe Boyslave

mars // he-him // 23 🐈‍⬛⚧️🍉

[7th7thsons]

memento amoris. remember you must love.

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[knighteirian]

The Vampire Armand via AMC+ An Inside Look at The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[reticent-vampire]

unprecedented levels of fake idgafism

[nistynitsua]

iwtv can't come out fast enough highkey

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[misscellophane]

LMAO HE GAVE DREAM NICKI A BACKSTAGE PASS OH MY GOD

[devilcat3d]

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[userarmand]

This is a version of Armand who's a bit more desperate maybe. A bit more bitter, a bit less in control.

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

doctor who does make you gay and that is true