[bifauxnenarmand]

Is it the gremlin or the good nurse tonight?

[artfullyplacedsemicolon]

It is wild that this season it's never been clearer that the writers want you to laugh at how pathetic Armand is (often along with Lestat) while also being horrified by and hate him for his uniquely evil monstrosity like if you can't see how that's racist when they've also race swapped him to be South Asian then idk man

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

It's actually very offensive that no one has put a pile of rings on Armand's hands.

[ursafuriosa]

[vamberii]

polycule from hell 🫶

[ryenbowdash]

cross posting from tiktok cuz how could i not spread the DM agenda >;)

[plasticfiends]

i am so normal

[userlottie]

assad just wrapped on a local british show, Lynley. he will be in s2!

[ursafuriosa]

lol yes this scene is so brief and blurry i can basically show you every frame of it. enjoy the pixels

[roiidart]

to be or not to be

[raisinchallah]

i just think in the sea of louis and lestat vampire boyfriends one of the various like stories where a teen girl dates a sad self hating vampire and is in high school should u know halfway thru throw a real curveball when shes on a break with whatever current vampire boyfriend it is and they introduce the schools theater department run with an iron fist by some weird evil freak who executes people for picking bad audition songs and like u just throw a full armand into the these kinds of stories and he would like eat them alive you know those mopey vampire boyfriends wouldnt stand a chance

[bifauxnenarmand]

I miss s2 dubai armand and his purposely posh accent and his gayass loafers and his feigned smugness that slowly disappears towards the end of the season as his web of deceit starts unraveling and his haunted doll-like slow side eyes and his moments of vulnerability that peek through and his ankles and his cleavage and the urge he gives me to crack his head open and see what’s happening inside

[grimdarkdreamer]

True enlightenment is knowing that Loumand’s chemistry was so potent they had to dilute it with horror in season 3. But in case you forgot… here’s a reminder.

[bifauxnenarmand]

[armandology]

im sick of being force-fed gremlin armand propaganda because the writers arent doing it with love for armand in their hearts so it just feels degrading

[bifauxnenarmand]

Do u ever think Abt the vampire armand......

yes I do… I do very often… bursts into tears

[bifauxnenarmand]

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