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shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola

Origami Around
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

ellievsbear
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Kaledo Art
seen from Malaysia
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seen from Bangladesh
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@masanoriin
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Ghoulettes Appreciation
*a wii sports boxing match irl commences*
Nails longer than his life expectancy
Do not!! disturb!! the GAYmer!!! (He’s losing)
What are his legs so long for???? To wrap around other men??
He's almost ready to fight Jesus
He and his Emotional Support Plushia™
i think i should remind everyone that this is a real, actual thing that happened. just a friendly reminder. i have no ill intentions.
I HAD NEVER SEEN THIS CLIP, HELP
*distant shouting*
Can we get some more flexible COD male reader?!
I don’t see why not :)
Task Force 141+Los Vaqueros x Flexible!Male reader
Headcannons!🙂
Price
Practically had a heartattack during the crab walk fiasco
Likes to test your flexibility during training
Almost passed out when he walked in your room and saw you bending your back so your feet met your head
Refuses to try any moves he sees you do
Says that he’s to old to be moving the way do
He’s afraid he’ll pull a muscle or break a bone
Likes to rest how far you can spread your legs
Gives him more room while fucking you senseless
Ghost
Just stares a lot
Trying to figure out
Low key wants to know if you can fit in a suitcase
Watched you wrap yourself around the enemy and somehow crush their ribs
Likes that your able to fit into small spaces during missions.He thinks it’s beneficial
Low key hopes you get stuck in a tight spot in which only your lower half is the only thing exposed to him
You can use your imagination for what you think he does
Soap
“Can ya wrap yourself around me like a backpack?”
Has some stupid ideas that he’d like to put into action
Likes having you wrapped around him in the most awkward positions
Uses you as a scare tactic while on missions specifically during interrogations
“Ya see the position he’s in now?That how yer going to be in while
*insert you with limbs going in different directions*
Missionary all day with your legs spread as far as they could go
Gaz
Cracks jokes about you being a rag doll
“Oh look at the doll at work”
Impressed by how fluidly you can move your limbs
Is a firm believer that you don’t have a spine
“I don’t think M/n has a spine,you’ve seen the way he moves!”
“Gaz if I didn’t have a spine I wouldn’t be standing here right now.”
Enjoys doing stretches with you
One specifically where he ends up on top of you
Alejandro
¿De qué otra manera puedes mover ese cuerpo guapo?
Is very impressed in your abilities he is!
It’s just scary sometimes
He ran into your room with a cross when he saw you doing some strange stretches
“Ahh Cariño I thought you were possessed”
Has made you chase Rudy across the the base more than once
Likes exploring different positions during sex especially with your known flexibility
Rodolfo
Lowkey scared of you
You saw how he reacted during the crabwalk fiasco
He’s gotten used to seeing you randomly doing backbends and crab walking around the place.
Very flustered when you pin him to the wall with your leg.
“Luciendo muy bien debajo de mí querido.~”You’d say seductively
*insert flustered Rudy noises*
that iconic lord of the rings drawing except make it call of duty
gaz has to be in the carrier because he’s the one who keeps falling out of helicopters
LOOK AT GAZ
There he goes, My boy Swiss!
Credits: Unknown (if you know the OP please tell!)
Terzo purring I repeat TERZO PURRING.
No thoughts just Swiss showing aether how high he can count
hes like me fr
LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! I’M YOUR BIG FAN!
— he’s your biggest fan, and he would anything to get you to the top.
pairs. childe/ajax . pantalone . dottore x male idol reader ( seperate ).
tags. idol / yakuza au. crackfic. male reader. he!him prns and masculine terms are used on reader. mentions of male reader wearing a skirt. ooc(?)
notes. this is a republish cause im deleting my old acct ppl dont think im stealing shit pls </33
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