I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING oke

help. Working on Robloxia's Hour with modcroissant, but u can find a lot abt Dandys world here deep below

[maschroom12]

Intro Post!

Finaaaaalllllyyyy I gonna do this

Robloxia's Hour masterpost

Call me: Maschroom/Mash

Fandoms: Dandy's World, Sonic the hedgehog, Among us (+ Rodamrix Animation), Forsaken, Block Tales, also a bit phightning & tdac but just a bit.

Age: Im a teenager

Pronouns: she/her

Other blogs: @dw-twisted-garden-ask, @forsakenmaschroom

NO +18/ NSFW IN THIS BLOG PLS! IM A TEENAGER!

Tags:

#rodamrix - to the rodamrix among us show:D

#dandys world - the game

#robloxias hour - my AU with Modcroissant

#team mashroom_12 member - fanart for me! I really appreciate it!!!

Well... what should I tell? I speak tree languages: English, Russian and German. English is my worst now so I might make mistakes( I'm living in Germany.

My main fandom at the moment is Forsaken, so dont expect me to post a lot here. BUT I have decided that ill post here my drawings to fandoms other than forsaken, as i have a blog for it. So uhh i guess expect among us/ block tales art here.

Some block tales info: My fav: guess who? GRIEFER, how did u guess that? I finished the whole story, and uhh i would say chapter 2 is my fav, but the others are also good... im not so long into bt, so i might not know everything abt it. I also. have an Idea for an AU for bt)

Old dandys world rant (not accurate now):

I post here mostly traditional art/art on paper and some comic, rn working on #Perfect story , a fan continuation of DW x MLB AU comic, first part see here (UPD: its cancelled guys D:)For seeing my digital drawings + AU you can vist my Sideblog @dw-twisted-garden-ask.

My fav toons are: Glisten, Rodger, Shrimpo, Goob, Shelly. I also ship reflective detective, but actually I see them more as VERY VERY CLOSE freinds. I also like seeing some more dw ships (as friends, idk why not lovers, I see them all as friends) like: fruitcake, moonshell, and im a bit multishipper, so angryhugs, ragebite and angry fossilian (idk that name so just Shrimpo x Shelly), moonflower, cokiereindeer . Yeah. Idk what to say. Some dw AU's I like? Wasteland AU, Field Research AU, and Rising Stars AU (Only for mutals of the user who made the AU)!

[captainsalmonid]

of course it goes without saying i will not have truly lived until i get to watch the among us tv show

[jack0lanternn-n]

@maschroom12 do you feel like you have truly lived

[maschroom12]

i have lived, but the rest of the crew didnt ig, thanks to some random dude on yt who made the whole series watchable trough their react lmao

[wouldratherbeinbed]

Bleghhh,,, :p

[anxietyproblem]

[wouldratherbeinbed]

This is me @jack0lanternn-n @maschroom12

[maschroom12]

I see nearly all my friends in this picture and i dont liek it

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[wouldratherbeinbed]

This is you @jack0lanternn-n

[jack0lanternn-n]

NO ITS NOT I L+KILL YOU WIHT MY SUPER KAZER RAY

[jack0lanternn-n]

but uhhh look at me pay attnetion to me pretty please i camn wiggle on the carpet if thrra will get me attetnio

[maschroom12]

oke here i am paying attention what ya do chat

[wouldratherbeinbed]

Ive never died in dreams but I have been: stabbed, gunned, and eaten alive.

[mountaindwellingwatcher]

Yes hello I hear you experience dreams? Tell me more. I used to go under the title of dream archivist.

But also sometimes the brain doesn't know how the concept of death works in dreams so it just keeps you alive but still stressed. Sometimes it will heal you as if nothing happen so you can run the situation all over again.

And also what the hell is stressing you so hard you're getting eaten alive.

[wouldratherbeinbed]

So in like a good 90% of my dreams, I'm being chased. Maybe hunted.

I never know who it is, but I'm for sure certain that I meet its/their goons cause somehow I know it/they sent them after me.

In every dream where im being chased, I know it. So I run. Sometimes I can fly or breathe underwater or run rlly fast or have a weapon(gun, sword, knife, etc) with me, sometimes I'm completely defenseless(those are the worst situations).

Even if i have weapons, there's a solid 70% chance it doesn't work. Guns won't reload or just run out of bullets, swords and knives phase through the attacker or I lose it entirely, etc.

Sometimes the goons are people I never knew(in both the dreams context and irl). Sometimes it was friends or lovers(in the dream context. Also yes my brain tries to make me not aroace lmao).

The latter is why I've been stabbed in the back. Literally. I think my ex-bf(dream context) said "sorry. But you know I never loved you, right. It was his command. I hope you understand" or smth when he put two bullets in my stomache. Mb the asshole behind it all is a man 🤔

Also yes when I'm "caught" by the goons they "kill" me(as in they do smth lethal in the dream but since my brain can't process death I'm fully conscious through all of it). One of their methods was eating me alive,,,, ive also been kidnapped.

Im quite sure it hurt a lot even if it happened inside a dream, and I KNOW i still feel parts of my body aching when I wake up but it goes away in a bit and I wonder if it ever hurt at all.

I usually wake up in a cold sweat at like 2-4am after really intense "deaths"(the eaten alive thing, esp) and either fall back asleep cause IM TIRED and get a sequel to that dream OR I'm forced to stay up cause I feel mortal terror !!

But the most annoying and stressful part of all of it isn't the weird phantom pain it's the fact that in 99.9999% of these dreams no one believes me. I could be with my family or at school but no one would believe me when I say I'm being chased(since I somehow always know i am, as mentioned above). I've run out of school or jumped out windows cause I KNOW I'll be dead meat if I stayed there. The dream ppl found me insane since who the hell jumps out their classroom window ranting abt them being hunted by an unknown terror.

Oh, and every common sense and logic(like school hours, grades, laws, etc) both applies and exists in these dreams btw. So the npcs in these dreams think I'm insane.

I don't care for that much now and just ignore them(the npcs) when they try to talk me out of running but I used to get rlly upset abt it both in-dream and irl when I woke up.

Its not all bad cause I get to experience superpowers. Also sometimes it's funny cause I resort to criminal behavior(homicide, shoplifting, home invasion, assault, etc) to escape them. BECAUSE APPARENRLY IM BEINF FUCKING HUNTED FOR SPORT.

Honestly they must be so pissed since I keep coming back even if they've killed me like a dozen times.

I guess the weirdest thing is

a) why I never realize I'm dreaming(I just know I'm being chased and I need to run and that this has happened before. I don't know I'm in a dream and it isn't real).

b) WHO THE HELL IS AFTER ME???

c) and does this mean all of the escapades(im just gonna start calling "these dreams" as this now :3) I've had are all connected(**I** know its hapoeend multiple times. Im pretty sure *they* know too). 🤔

[maschroom12]

what WHAT WHA

Broski. Omfg what ARE YOUR DREAMS T-T

like fr broski i DONT think this is smth normal- if u think so idk

Also *hugssss* fuck these dreams were here to support ya here irl))

[animentality]

[wouldratherbeinbed]

@maschroom12 @jack0lanternn-n

what neurodivergent flavor do you think I am

[jack0lanternn-n]

Idk what flavor it is but it's yumy

[maschroom12]

*points at both of u* fuck yall ppl ur FAR from normal ppl guys. And its fucking ok. So stop saying ur like others bc it seems rn like these Situations with two bros kissing and saying "no homo". Theyre homo. Ur different. Both is OKAY

Tbh ud say OCD is like a normal OS but it bagges very often so thr same action gets repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated and so till u click with big power on the mouse

[satan-offical]

IT'S SO FUCKING HOT IN THE UK I'M GENUINELY GOING TO DO SOMETHING

[maschroom12]

its hot in Germany too bruh. Scheiße Temperatur.

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[wouldratherbeinbed]

@jack0lanternn-n

[jack0lanternn-n]

Soemtimes I don't even add water you overestimate my culinary skills

[wouldratherbeinbed]

I think whatever your culinary skills are itll be better than mine

[jack0lanternn-n]

[jack0lanternn-n]

@maschroom12 I need you to see my artists rendition of nar (as me) eating instant noodles like a packet of crisps

[maschroom12]

how tf did uk im awak at this hour *points at 0:30*

U kinda seem like a guy whod est snything likr crisps ngl

Btw why do brit ppl use crisps bro ehy isnt there just one and only english /fully aware why its so, just tired of life

Thus also looks like these meme pics . Like look at the style : D

Yall csn be angry at my typos but sry idc rn i just wanna die (sleep) so yrah eat ny typos mfs / s i l l y

[jack0lanternn-n]

BK and KW when? now !!

oh the wuality. cries. KUDOS TO @maschroom12 FOR THE I <3 U ON HIS SHIRT BTYWAY GIGGLES

[jack0lanternn-n]

i need to make bk see through as well fuhh

@maschroom12 have this in payemn t fo r the lack of fanfic,, sometimes they just don't work,,

[maschroom12]

IS THAT MY NEW FAV RAREPAIR??? (fav for bt lol)

Hehe np broskich)) also i LOVE how kw is just so happy talking to ck

also can ya make kw's shirt say "i < 3u"

[wouldratherbeinbed]

Three people see a cute guy walking by.

A: "Damn, that guy's my type" (cannibal)

B: "Damn, that guy's my type" (transmasc)

C: "Damn, that guy's my type" (horny gay)

[jack0lanternn-n]

HEY IM ALL OF THM OKAY? Okay. Don't fit me into one subgroup.

[wouldratherbeinbed]

I know what you are.

[jack0lanternn-n]

fuck you

D: "Damn, that guy's my type" (organ selling)

[maschroom12]

E: "Damn, that guy's my type" (SCP worker)

[jack0lanternn-n]

F: "Damn, that guy's my type" (Blood)

[maschroom12]

G: "Damn, that guy's my type" (Every fanfic character ever)

[wouldratherbeinbed]

Three people see a cute guy walking by.

A: "Damn, that guy's my type" (cannibal)

B: "Damn, that guy's my type" (transmasc)

C: "Damn, that guy's my type" (horny gay)

[jack0lanternn-n]

HEY IM ALL OF THM OKAY? Okay. Don't fit me into one subgroup.

[wouldratherbeinbed]

I know what you are.

[jack0lanternn-n]

fuck you

D: "Damn, that guy's my type" (organ selling)

[maschroom12]

E: "Damn, that guy's my type" (SCP worker)

[derek-hutchins]

So, you and avery are now officially dating? U must be so happy abt it ngl))) Also, when did u realise ur falling for him? Like after meeting him irl or nah (etc)- also did u have fear b4 ur first makeout?/curious bc i am

Ah.. not.. not... o- officially.. we're like uh... uh... friends. With benefits, I guess.

Anyways, I realized way before meeting him in game. About... maybe a while after I saw the king.

He's my... everything.

[maschroom12]

make it official. Go and tell him that. >:)

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[goldcrescent]

[maschroom12]

BOSS BOSS THE SHRIMP🦐🦐ARE HERE H🦐ELP 🦐🦐🦐🦐

SHRIMPS

GET OFF OF MY MAFIA

THATS NOT YOUR GROUP TO TAKE

They have so many problems ur not gonna like dealing with them guys. But i do. Lucky for my comrades lol.

[jack0lanternn-n]

Im canni. I cannibalize.

hi canni i'm bal becaus in life we fuckin ball

now we just need someone to be the lize to our canni bal

....@maschroom12 bbboooosssssssssssss ? i hav a question

[maschroom12]

no jacko i wont be the "lize" i fucking hate the idea of cannibalism so could u pls not include me into these kinda shit- like im ok if u include me in breaking down goverments or smth but pls no cannibalism.