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𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 : i’ll be honest 𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 : it’s a straight up no 𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 : good effort though
mase: that’s not surprising coming from you.

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hqemilia·:
𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 : i’ll be honest 𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 : it’s a straight up no 𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂 : good effort though
mase: that’s not surprising coming from you.
alanncs·:
𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 : i am 2 cool for u 𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 : and u know it :’) 𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 : don’t call me babe i have a boyfriend Now !
mase: what?! mase: when did that happen? mase: i didn’t even get to smash 😔
ofmargos·:
margo : not soft it’s just that my bs limit w you gets tested literally every time we talk margo : a girl can only take sm 😪 margo : idk who lied to you and said you were funny , but sweetie i am so srry
mase: then why do you talk to me? mase: no one lied to me mase: i am funny, admit it
nsfwilhelmina·:
𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂: well we all need to have our firsts.
𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂: you in, or what ??
𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂: i’ll get first round. then you’re on your own.
mase: alright, fine. mase: i’m in mase: where should i meet you?
wydmariana·:
𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢 : i try 😘 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢 : well cookies n cream is my fave 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢 : i also have 2 catch up on rick & morty so i guess it’s a yes:/ 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢 : we have 2 do it at ur house tho sergio hates strangers
mase: cookies n cream is so basic mase: alright, that’s fine mase: but at some point i’d like to be fully introduced to sergio
outspokens:
devin: you’re loaded ? devin: oh my gosh, i’ve never met a ‘loaded’ person before devin: pls, allow me to fall directly into your lap devin: i’m truly swooning devin: yeah, it’s a no on that horribly insulting note.
mase: my lap is always open to you, babygirl. mase: when will you ladies learn not to take things so seriously?
nsfwilhelmina·:
𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂: damn, u didn’t need to come at me that hard
𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂: ew whore, me. i was gonna ask if u wanted to go for drinks or something. platonically ofc.
mase: sorry but i enjoy doing things hard 😋 mase: platonically, huh? mase: i don’t think i’ve ever done things platonically with a woman before.
ofmargos·:
margo : calling me a cheap hooker is a low blow even for you , asshole . margo : if you didn’t actually want the honest truth then you shouldn’t have asked !!!!
mase: oh c’mon. don’t tell me you’ve gone soft on me. mase: it was a joke princess but obviously u lack a funny bone.
outspokens·:
devin: it’s almost like you can’t read devin: ten- thousand years ?
mase: c’mon, give a guy a chance mase: i’m loaded and fun
outspokens·:
devin: not a yes. i said it wasn’t a yes. devin: not to burst your bubble, but i already have plans
mase: wow! u just said yes again! mase: u must be eager mase: i can be there in ten
outspokens·:
devin: it was more like pondering thoughts, not a ‘yes’ devin: we’ll go when you can find a flying pig and a zebra that coughs rainbows
mase: u just said yes rn so it’s on mase: when should i pick u up? mase: can u be ready in an hour?
wydmariana·:
𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢 : yah 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢 : depends , what am i gonna get out of it ?
mase: ur so humble mase: any ice cream flavor u want & my company of course mase: we can binge watch rick & morty mase: i have to catch up before the new season
alanncs·:
𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 : boo hoo 𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 : whenever , i’m not busy this week 𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 : LOL i’m way 2 cool 4 u didn’t u kno :’)
mase: this week it is but my schedule is still pending mase: ur not 2 cool 4 me mase: if anything my hanging with u is considered charity babe
ofmargos·:
margo : nope . not even if you paid me .
mase: sorry, if i wanted a hooker i’d find a high end one
nsfwilhelmina·:
wilhelmina: well aren’t you sweet.
wilhelmina: i’ll have u know i’m a fucking catch.
wilhelmina: anywhore, wyd tonight ??
mase: are you a catch cause i don’t see anyone trying to catch ya mase: who wants to know?
outspokens·:
devin: like, 24/7 ? devin: i mean, i’d never be bored devin: no situation would be serious, that’s for sure
mase: so then that’s a yes? mase: when are we going out then, babe?
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